B i o g r a p h y (by Allmusic)
A singer, songwriter, pianist, writer, and performance artist with an experimental bent, Amanda Palmer was known as half of the Dresden Dolls before embarking on a solo career in 2007. She's also known for being half of the duo Evelyn Evelyn and for various side projects, including collaborations with Ben Folds, Jherek Bischoff, Brendan Maclean, her father, Jack Palmer, and her husband, writer Neil Gaiman. Before she co-founded the "Brecht-ian punk cabaret" duo the Dresden Dolls, Palmer was a Wesleyan University graduate who had been involved in theater for a number of years. After college, she founded the Shadowbox Collective, a group that performed plays as well as street theater. (Palmer herself was a busker who performed as a living statue.) In 2000, she met drummer Brian Viglione. Though Palmer didn't read music, she formed the Dresden Dolls with him a year later and became the main musical force behind the group. She also continued to explore other creative avenues, and in 2006 released The Dresden Dolls Companion, a book that featured original art, a history of the band and its first album, and a partial autobiography by Palmer. At the end of that year, the Dresden Dolls performed the Palmer-penned musical The Onion Cellar with the American Repertory Theater. Around that time, she also began a project with experimental musician Jason Webley about musically gifted conjoined twins. Calling themselves Evelyn Evelyn, they released the EP Evelyn Evelyn in 2007, the same year Palmer started playing -- and selling out -- solo shows on the East Coast. In the spring of 2008, the Dresden Dolls released No, Virginia..., and that September, Roadrunner Records issued Palmer's solo debut, Who Killed Amanda Palmer. It featured Ben Folds as both a producer and a performer. She followed it in 2010 with a tribute to Radiohead on the EP Amanda Palmer Performs the Popular Hits of Radiohead on Her Magical Ukulele, and with Evelyn Evelyn, that project's full-length debut. In January 2011, she and Gaiman wed in a private ceremony in San Francisco. Only a month later, Palmer released the partly live Amanda Palmer Goes Down Under, an album filled with references to Australia and New Zealand and written while on tour there. That was followed in April with the EP Nighty Night, a collaboration with Gaiman, Folds, and OK Go's Damian Kulash under the name 8in8. In 2012, she worked toward the release of Theater Is Evil, her first solo studio LP since breaking ties with major labels. The album, which featured a group of musicians dubbed the Grand Theft Orchestra, was funded by fans through a campaign on the pledge-based fundraising site Kickstarter. The project's original goal of $100,000 was exceeded tenfold, with over a million dollars in pledges being collected. The record was released to widespread critical acclaim. November 2014 saw the release of Palmer's part memoir/part self-help book, The Art of Asking: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Let People Help by Grand Central Publishing. She reemerged with music in early 2016 in the form of Strung Out in Heaven: A Bowie String Quartet Tribute, a collaborative EP with Jherek Bischoff. That year, she also announced an album recorded with her father, Jack Palmer. The idea was spawned after the father-daughter duo made a number of live appearances together. Titled You Got Me Singing, it featured covers of songs originally recorded by a number of revered artists such as Sinéad O'Connor, Leonard Cohen, and Richard Thompson. In 2017, Palmer teamed up with Legendary Pink Dots co-founder Edward Ka-Spel and issued the crowd-funded full-length I Can Spin a Rainbow.
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Evelyn Evelyn A Campaign of Shock and Awe The Tragic Events of September - Part I Have You Seen My Sister Evelyn Chicken Man The Tragic Events - Part II Sandy Fishnets Elephant Elephant You Only Want Me 'Cause You Want My Sister The Tragic Events - Part III My Space Love Will Tear Us Apart
Fake Plastic Trees High And Dry No Surprises Idioteque Creep Exit Music (For A Film)
Makin' Whoopee The Problem With Saints Broken Heart Stew Electric Blanket I Google you I Want You, But I Don't Need You Dear Old House Gaga Palmer Madonna : A Polemic Judy Blume I Don't Care Much Map of Tasmania Do You Swear To Tell The Truth... I Will Follow You Into The Dark Look Mummy No Hands Ukulele Anthem
1.1.94 Ambien A Nightingale Sang in Berkeley Square Anti-Ukulele Anthem Because the Origami Before Too Long Behavior Big Yellow Taxi Billy Jean Bitter Bluesboy Boyfriend in a Coma Circus Freak Love Triangle Dear Daily Mail Democracy Denial Echo Gallery Eclectic song Electric Blanket Everybody hurts Everybody Knows Somebody Everybody Knows Floating In A Cocktail Glass House Of Eternal Return I believe in aeroplanes Icarus In Harm's Way Institutionalized I'll Be My Mirror It's a fire June is busting out all over Kaledrina Laura
Livin' On A Prayer Magicfuturebox Man Ray Marry me Mary's surgeon Mother Mr. Weinstein Will See You Now Nikola Tesla No Need To Argue Once In A Lifetime Paperback Writer Polly Please Drop Me Purple Rain Rhyme & Rhythm Sandy's Song Small Hands, Small Heart Star Of Wonder Straight Stuck With You Such great heights Surface Pressure The Chalet Lines The French Brexit Song The Last Day Of Our Acquaintance The Mess Inside The New Game The Wesleyan Fight Three Men Hanging Time is running out You and Him You May Kiss The Bride Zombie
Who Killed Amanda Palmer
Astronaut (A Short History of Nearly Nothing) (Featuring Zoë Keating) Is it enough to have some love Small enough to slip inside a book Small enough to cover with your hand Because everyone around you wants to look It is enough to have some love Small enough to fit inside the cracks The pieces don't fit together so good For all the breaking and all the gluing back And I am still not getting what I want I want to touch the back of your right arm I wish you could remind me who I was Because every day I'm a little further off But you are, my love, the astronaut Flying in the face of science I will gladly stay an afterthought Just bring back some nice reminders Is it getting harder to pretend That life goes on without you in the wake And can you see the means without the end In the random frantic action that we take And is it getting easy not to care Despite the many rings around your name It isn't funny and it isn't fair You've travelled all this way and it's the same But you are, my love, the astronaut Flying in the face of science I will gladly stay an afterthought Just bring back some nice reminders I would tell them anything to see you split the evening But as you see I do not have an awful lot to tell Everybody's sick for something that they can find fascinating Everyone but you and even you aren't feeling well Yes you are, my love, the astronaut Crashing in the name of science Just my luck they sent your upper half It's a very nice reminder It's a very nice reminder And you may be acquainted with the night But I have seen the darkness in the day And you must know it is a terrifying sight Because you and I are living the same way Runs In The Family One, two, three, four My friend has problems with winter and autumn They give him prescriptions They shine white lights on him They say it's genetic They say he can't help it They say you can catch it But sometimes you're born with it My friend has blight, he gets shakes in the night And they say that there's no way that they could have caught it in Time takes its toll on him it is traditional It is inherited, predisposition All day I've been wondering what is inside of me Who can I blame for it I say It runs in the family This famine that carries me to such great lengths To open my legs up for anyone who'll have me It runs in the family, I come by it honestly Do what you want 'cause who knows it might fill me up Me up, me up, me up, me up, me up, me up, me up Fill me up Me up, me up, me up, me up, me up, me up, me up My friend's depressed, she's a wreck, she's a mess They've done all sorts of tests And they guess it has something to do With her grandmother's grandfather's grandmother Civil war soldiers who badly infected her My friend has maladies, rickets and allergies That she dates back to the seventieth century Somehow she manages in her misery Strips in the city and shares all her best tricks with me Well, I'm well, well, I mean i'm in hell Well, I still have my health At least that's what they tell me If wellness is this, what in hells name is sickness But business is business and business runs in the family We tend to bruise easily, bad in the blood I'm telling you 'cause I want you to know me Know me and my family We're wonderful folks But don't get too close to me 'Cause you might knock me up Me up, me up, me up, me up, me up, me up, me up Knock me up Me up, me up, me up, me up, me up, me up, me up Mary have mercy now look what I've done But don't blame me because I can't tell where I come from And running is something that we've always done well And mostly I can't even tell what I'm running from I run from their pity, from responsibility Run from the country and run from the city I can run from the law, I can run from myself I can run from my life, I can run into debt I can run from it all, I can run till I'm gone I can run for the office and run from the cause I can run using every last once of energy I cannot, I cannot, I cannot run from my family They're hiding inside of me Corpses on ice Come in if you'd like But just don't tell my family They'd never forgive me They'll say that i'm crazy But they would say anything if it would shut me up Shut me up, shut me up Me up, me up, me up, me up, me up, me up, me up Shut me up Me up, me up, me up, me up, me up, me up, me up Ampersand I walk down my street at night The city lights are cold and violent I am comforted by the approaching sound of trucks and sirens Even though the world's so bad These men rush out to help the dying And though I am no use to them I do my part by simply smiling The ghetto boys are cat-calling me As I pull my keys from my pocket I wonder if this method of courtship Has ever been effective Has any girl in history said "Sure, you seem so nice, let's get it on" Still, I always shock them when I answer "Hi my name's Amanda" And I'm not gonna live my life on one side of an ampersand Even if I went with you I'm not the girl you think I am And I'm not gonna match you 'Cause I'll lose my voice completely No I'm just gonna watch you 'Cause I'm not the one that's crazy I have wasted years of my life Agonizing about the fires I started when I thought that to be strong You must be flame retardant And now to dress the wounds calls into question How authentic they are There is always someone criticizing me "She just likes playing hospital" Lying in my bed I remember what you said "There's no such thing as accidents" But you've got the headstone all ready All carved up and pretty Your sick satisfaction Those his and hers matching The daisies all push up in Pairs to the horizon Your eyes full of ketchup It's nice that you're trying The headstone's all ready All carved up and pretty Your sick satisfaction Those his and hers matching The daisies all push up in Pairs to the horizons Your eyes full of ketchup It's nice that you're trying But I'm not gonna live my life on one side of an ampersand Even if I went with you I'm not the girl you think I am And I'm not gonna match you 'Cause I'll lose my voice completely No I'm just gonna watch you 'Cause I'm not the one that's crazy, yeah As I wake up, two o'clock The fire burned the block But ironically stopped at my apartment And my housemates are all sleeping soundly And nobody deserves to die But you were awful adamant That if I didn't love you Then you have just one alternative And I may be romantic And I may risk my life for it But I ain't gonna die for you You know I ain't no Juliet And I'm not gonna watch you While you burn yourself out baby No I'm not gonna stop you 'Cause I'm not the one that's crazy, yeah I'm not the one that's crazy, oh yeah I'm not the one that's crazy Leeds United We watch you Your expert double exs It's just like you To paint those whiter fences It's so polite, it's so polite It's offensive, it's offensive It's so unright, it's so unright It's a technical, accept it But who needs love when there's law and order And who needs love when there's southern comfort And who needs love at all We stalk you Your expert double exs We oxidize you in your sleep There's no exit, there's no exit You're on a roll, you're on a roll No one gets it, no one gets it Your honor no, your honor Can't you protect us, protect us But who needs love when there's law and order And who needs love when there's southern comfort And who needs love when the sandwiches are wicked And they know you at the Mac store I'm so excited The blacks and beat kids Oh I'm getting frightened Someday, someday Leeds united Bugsy Malone came to carry you home And they're taking you all to the doctor Burberry vices all sugary spices It's nice but it's not what I'm after Sure I admire you, sure you inspire me But you've been not getting back so I'll wait at the Sainbury's counting my change Making bank on the upcoming roster And we'll stop you Your expert double exs Oh yeah, a big stock holder exxtra cold with two Xs That never talking thing you do is effective, it's effective Your shoulder's icy colder-oh than a death wish, than a death wish But who needs love when there's law and order And who needs love when there's dukes of hazard And who needs love when the sandwiches are wicked And they know you at the Mac store I'm so excited The blacks and beat kids They're so excited When I think about Leeds uniting I'm getting frightened The blacks, the blacks, the blacks and beat kids It's so exciting Someday, someday, someday, someday Someday, someday Leeds United Strength Through Music "A peculiar thing happened to me this morning Just as I reached into my pocket to find it empty of any sow I saw two broken twigs on the ground Shaped like the Greek letters F and S F and S... Helium, F and S These are the chemical symbols for iron and sulfur It was a sign, I'm sure, for me to make gold from these two elements I had been working all day over these hellish flames" Locked in his bedroom He saw the world A web of answers And cumshot girls Tick tick tick tick tick Tick tick tick tick tick Don't bother blaming His games and guns He's only playing And boys just want to have fun He picked a soundtrack And packed his bags He hung his walkman Around his neck Tick tick tick tick tick Tick tick tick tick tick It is so simple The way they fall No pain or whimper No sound at all Tick tick tick tick tick Tick tick tick tick tick Tick tick tick tick tick Tick tick tick tick tick Tick tick tick tick Boom
Guitar Hero (Featuring East Bay Ray) I can't get them up I can't get them up I can't get them up at all Hey ho let go Good morning killer king you're a star That's gorgeous hold it right where you are The weather's kinda lousy today So what oh what oh what'll we play Stratocaster strapped to your back It's a semiautomatic like dad's He taught you how to pause and reset And that's about as far as you get So what's the use of going outside It's so depressing when people die in real life I'd rather pick up right where we left Making out to faces of death And I could save you baby But it isn't worth my time And I could make you chase me For a little price is right It's a hit but are you actually sure The targets in the crowd are a blur The people screaming just like they should But you don't even know if you're good So tie them up and feed them the sand Ha! Nigga! Try to tell us using your hands A picture's worth a million words And that way nobody gets hurt And that way nobody gets hurt And I could save you baby But it isn't worth my time And I could make you chase me For a little price is right You're my guitar hero You're my guitar hero You're my guitar hero You're my guitar hero, hey X marks the box In the hole in the ground That goes off at a breath So careful don't make a sound X marks the box In the hole in your head That you dug for yourself Now lie in it Shut up about all of that negative shit You wanted to make it and now that you're in You shut your eyes and flip the cassette And that's about the time that they hit That's about the time that they hit What the fuck is up with this shit It's certainly not worth getting upset His hands are gone and most of his head And just when he was getting so good Just when he was getting so good I could save you baby But it isn't worth my time And I could make you chase me For a little slice of life You're my guitar hero You're my guitar hero You're my guitar hero You're my guitar hero
Have To Drive I have to drive I have my reasons, dear It's cold outside I hate the seasons here I suffer mornings most of all I feel so powerless and small By ten o' clock I'm back in bed Fighting the jury in my head We learn to drive It's only natural, dear We drive all night We haven't slept in years We suffer mornings most of all We saw you lying in the road We try to dig a decent grave But it's still no way to behave It is a delicate position Spin the bottle Pick the victim Catch a tiger Switch directions If he hollers Break his ankles To protect him We'll have to drive They're getting closer Just get inside It's almost over We will save your brothers We will save your cousins We will drive them far away From streets and lights From all sign of bad mankind We suffer mornings most of all Wake up all bleary eyed and sore Forgetting everything we saw I'll meet you in an hour at the car What's the Use of Wond'rin (Featuring Annie Clark) What's the use of wondering If he's good or if he's bad Or if you like the way he wears his hat Oh, what's the use of wondering If he's good or if he's bad He's your feller and you love him That's all there is to that Common sense may tell you That the ending will be sad And now's the time to break and run away But what's the use of wondering If the ending will be sad He's your feller and you love him There's nothing more to say Something made him the way that he is Whether he's false or true And something gave him the things that are his One of those things is you, so When he wants your kisses You will give them to the lad And anywhere he leads you, you will walk And anytime he needs you You'll go running there like mad You're his girl and he's your feller Oasis (A.k.a "Melissa Mahoney") When I got to the party They gave me a forty And I must have been thirsty 'Cause I drank it so quickly When I got to the bedroom There was somebody waiting And it isn't my fault That the barbarian raped me When I went to get tested I brought along my best friend Melissa Mahoney Who had once been molested And she knew how to get there She knew all the nurses They were all really friendly But the test came back positive Oh, oh, I've seen better days but i don't care Oh I just sent a letter in the mail When I got my abortion I brought along my boyfriend We got there an hour Before the appointment And outside the building There were all these annoying Fundamentalist Christians We tried to ignore them Oh, oh, I've seen better days but I don't care Oasis got my letter in the mail When vacation was over The word was all over That I was a crackwhore Melissa had told them And so now were not talking Except we have tickets To see blur in October And I think were still going Oh, oh, I've seen better days but I don't care Oasis got my letter in the mail Oasis sent a photograph Its autographed and everything Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear
The Point Of It All Oh what a noble distinguished collection Of fine little friends you have made Hitting the tables without you again No we'll wait, no we promise, we'll wait Well June makes these excellent sewing machines Out of common industrial waste She spends a few months at a time on the couch But she's safe, she wears shades, she wears shades Oh but no one can stare at the wall As good as you, my babydoll And you're aces for coming along You're almost human after all And you're learning that just 'Cause they call themselves friends Doesn't mean they'll call They made the comment in jest But you've got the needle I guess that's the point of it all Maybe a week in the tropics would help To remind you how nice life can be We propped you right up in a chair on the deck With a beautiful view of the sea But a couple weeks later we came back And you and the chair were nowhere to be seen You had magically moved to the closet Eyes fixed to the place where the dryer had been Oh but no one can stare at the wall As good as you my babydoll And you're aces for coming along You're almost human after all Why on earth would I keep you propped up in here When you so love the fall The pattern's laid out on the bed With dozens of colors of thread But you've got the needle I guess that's the point in the end But it's better to waste your day Watching the scenery change at a comatose rate Than to put yourself in it and turn into One of those cigarette ads that you hate But while you were sleeping Some men came around Said they had some dimensions to take I'm not sure what they were talking about But they sure made a mess of your face But still no one can stare at the wall As good as you my babydoll And you're aces for playing along You're almost human even now And just 'cause they call themselves experts It doesn't mean sweet fuck all They've got the permanent press And the homes with the stable address And they've got excitement And life by the fistful But you've got the needle I guess that's the point of it all Another Year I tried to fall in it again My friends took bets and disappeared They mime their sighing violins I think I'll wait another year I want my chest pressed to your chest My nervous systems interfere Ten or eleven months have passed I think I'll wait another year This weather turns my tricks to rust I am a lousy engineer The winter makes things hard enough I think I'll wait another year Plus I'm only twenty-six years old My grandma died at eighty-three That's lots of time if I don't smoke I think I'll wait another year I'm not as callous as you think I barely breath when you are near It's not as bad when I don't drink I think I'll wait another year I have my new bill hicks cd I have my friends and my career I'm getting smaller by degrees You said you'd help me disappear But that could take forever I think I'll wait another year It'll be the best year ever I think I'll wait another year Can't we just wait together You bring the smokes, I'll bring the beer I think I'll wait another year
Evelyn Evelyn
Evelyn Evelyn Evelyn, Evelyn Why do we bother to stay Why are you running away Don't you feel like severing Everything's just come together at last It's broken, I don't want to play We grew up closer than most Closer than anything, closer than anything Shared our bed and wore the same clothes Talked about everything, spoke about so many things What shall we wear tonight What shall we eat today Can we go ice skating But we just did that yesterday Should we be firemen Can we be astronauts What if they find us They're not looking anyway Evelyn, Evelyn Why do we bother to stay Why are you running away Don't you feel like severing Everything's just come together at last It's broken, I don't want to play Fill my glass, let's drink a toast This is our birthday, so why are we weeping At your side, I feel like a ghost I wake up first, and I stare at you sleeping What shall we wear tonight What shall we eat today Do you think I should marry him But we just met him yesterday Should we be movie stars Will we be millionaires I want to be famous They're watching us anyway Evelyn, Evelyn Why do we bother to stay Why are you running away Don't you feel like severing Everything's just come together at last It's broken, I don't want to play We grew up so very close A parasite needs a host I'm only trying to do what is best for us Well, I never asked for this I never wanted this All that I want is some time to myself Looking in your eyes I'm coming home Just get away from me Please just stop touching me You're always trying to be somebody else Now I realize I'm not alone Well, you're only scared of me But you never cared for me Why don't you let me free 'Cause you'd never dare to be 'Cause you never listen You're always insisting I'm just stop reminiscing I feel something missing I just want You here with me / My privacy God Can't we just get along / Won't you leave me alone Evelyn, Evelyn Evelyn, Evelyn Evelyn, Evelyn...
A Campaign of Shock and Awe Behold, the eighth wonder of the natural world Come one and come all, see the two-headed girl Stupendous! Revolting You'll be shocked, you'll be awed A true freak of nature, a blunder of God But possessing such talents Hear them sing, see them dance As seen in the highest class parlors of France Just ten bucks a photograph Get your seats while they last We take Visa and MasterCard, debit or cash Isn't it nice that they're being so nice to us If I'm not mistaken I think they might like us Aren't we lucky to be here Stop moving, they're taking a picture Smile for the camera, Evelyn Come in, come in, must be cold out there gentlemen Take off your coats, and just guess what the wind blew in I know you like twins, have I got a surprise They're identical sisters attached at the side Just imagine the fun you could have with these chicklets And they're so well-behaved, not a single complaint yet Just look at these photographs, while I pour you a cocktail I don't know whether I should charge double or triple Isn't it nice that they're being so nice to us If I'm not mistaken I think they might like us Aren't we lucky to be here Stop moving, they're taking a picture Smile for the camera, Evelyn Ladies and gentlemen, critics and hipsters Have you heard the new disc by the Evelyn sisters Seamlessly floating with grace between eras and genres They sing timeless new songs, rife with double entendres As featured in Rolling Stone, Spin, The New Yorker and Pitchfork, Pitchfork There's an in-store appearance today at the corner Of Bedford and Seventh Ave., some get a photograph, sticker and autographed shirt Isn't it nice that they're being so nice to us If I'm not mistaken I think they might like us Aren't we lucky to be here Stop moving, they're taking a picture Smile for the camera, Evelyn
The Tragic Events of September - Part I Are you there Evelyn Yes, of course I am I'm always here What's the matter Evelyn I'm frightened It's that time of year again Isn't it Evelyn Yes, it is that time of year again, Evelyn Tell me once more how it all happened, Evelyn Hush now. We don't talk about that 'Cause it makes us sad Evelyn I won't be sad this time I promise Please, tell me again about the tragic events of September, Evelyn The year is nineteen eighty five St. Elmo's Fire is at the top of the charts The wreckage of the Titanic has just been discovered At the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean And on a small farm on the Kansas-Colorado boarder A young mother is about to give birth The local doctor has predicted twins Which gladdens the hearts of the woman and her husband Who could certainly use the extra help around the farm But the birth does not go well The terrified father drives his screaming haemorrhaging wife to the local clinic A poorly funded facility housed in a converted air stream trailer The presiding physician is Dr. Charlie von Coop A local denture maker of dubious training with eccentric religious beliefs The labor is long and painful And Louise Neville, a Mennonite girl Who had given up a promising career as a legal assistant To join her first and only love on the run down farm That was his only inheritance May her soul rest forever in peace Is pronounced dead by the doctor At eleven twenty three A.M. On the eleventh day of September Precisely twelve minutes after the birth of her twin daughters The girls are Parapagus Tripus Dibrachius twins Conjoined at the side and sharing between them three legs Two arms, two hearts, three lungs and a single liver Without hesitating Dr. von Coop places the infants on the operating table Muttering biblical quotations of doubtful accuracy The doctor leaves that trailer and returns with a gas powered chainsaw The noise is deafening in the small space as he starts the engine And prepares for the grisly operation At this very moment, Sheriff Wilbur Owens Having noticed the Neville's car parked outside the clinic Steps inside to see if could be of assistance Seeing the crazed doctor hovering over the newborns The teeth of the chainsaw about to connect with their innocent flesh The valiant Sheriff draws his pistol and fires As the bullet pierces his heart Dr. von Coop emits a cry and stumbles backwards Samuel Neville a timid nervous man Who wanted nothing more than a quiet country life with many children Is still in a state of shock over the death of his young wife And the alarming physiology of his daughters When he is struck in the neck by the chainsaw blade Killing him instantly Distraught the good Sheriff takes the crying infants to his car He radios back to the station where it is arranged for the twins to be admitted To the Bethany Center for Developmentally Disabled Youth in Topeka Sheriff Owens decides to deliver the twins to the Bethany Center personally Less than an hour into the drive An oncoming truck swerves crosses median And strikes the Sheriff's car The Sheriff is thrown into the windshield Knocking him unconscious He will die thirty minutes later from loss of blood Meanwhile the world has become a sea of feathers As the trucks cargo of live chickens Many among them now seriously injured or dead Spill into the road A small awkward man limps out of the trucks cab And cautiously approaches the Sheriff's vehicle The man's eyes focus on the twin girls Calmly look up at him from the back seat Ignoring the dying sheriff The truck driver lifts the infants into his arm And sets them in the cab of the damaged vehicle He unhitches the trailer and climbs into the cab Abandoning the defenceless chickens to their grim fate on Interstate seventy A smile forms on his lips as he puts the truck into gear And continues down the highway
Have You Seen My Sister Evelyn Have you seen my sister Evelyn Dang she's gone and wandered off again I've been looking high and low Where oh where'd my sister go She's been known to spend some time With a sailor friend of mine I called him up and what'd he say "I ain't seen that girl today" So if you see my sister Evelyn Tell that girl to hurry home again Where oh where'd my sister Evelyn go Is she with the doctor or the plumber Or the dentist or the handyman Did she go to India or Africa Or Wichita or Pakistan Did she go join the Navy, or go completely crazy Or is she playing a trick on me Did she run off with the barber, the professor Or the banker, or the clergyman Is it possible that she could be in Timbuktu Or Katmandu or Vegas or Uzbekistan She learning how to do-do The Chattanooga Choo Choo Oh golly where could that girl be Have you seen my sister Evelyn Dang she's gone and wandered off again I've been looking high and low Where oh where'd my sister go She's been known to jump a train With a gal we know from down the lane I looked her up and wha'd she say "I ain't seen that girl in days" So if you see my sister Evelyn Tell that girl to hurry home again Where oh where'd my sister Evelyn go Is my floozy sister with the doctor or the drummer Or the dentist or the handyman Did that ho-bag quit her job and run off with that dick-head Mike To Indio, Guantanamo or Panama or Disneyland Is she studying Kabbalah Did she win a million dollars Or is she dead in a ditch somewhere So if you see my sister Evelyn Tell that girl to hurry home again Where oh where, where oh where, where oh where Where oh where'd my sister Evelyn go
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Tragic Events Part II
Are you crying Evelyn No, no, yes I was just thinking about Sandy And about Bimba and Kimba I miss them Evelyn. I know, I miss them too Especially this time of year, Evelyn The year is nineteen ninety one Terminator 2 is the highest-grossing film at the Box Office The first Super Nintendo Entertainment System has just been released And after seventy years of Communist rule The Union of Soviet Socialist Republics has collapsed And on a chicken ranch just at side of Claxton, Georgia Twin sisters are waiting for their supper The farm is old and operated by Alfred McClock An eccentric man with a fascination with Civil War weaponry McClock's chicken farms produces over one hundred forty thousand chickens a year And ships wings, thighs and legs all over the continental United States Despite the modest success of his business McClock leads a solitary life, never marrying And tending several of the chicken houses himself A simple man with a not entirely bad heart McClock never knew how to best take care of the young girls Who came into his life shortly after their birth So he raised them the only way he knew how In a two foot by two foot wire mesh cage On a diet of mash, crumbles, pellets and egg booster One clear September day during the twins sixth year at the farm McClock does not come at meal time Night falls and still he doesn't appear The girls and the chickens cry out from hunger Days pass and the chickens in neighbouring cage has begin to die The smell of rotting poultry permeates the air of the hot, humid barn Finally, desperate to find food and concerned over the whereabouts of their guardian The twins break free from their cage McClock's house is locked tight But the girls find the garden hose which quenches their thirst Still half delirious with hunger They make their way out to the road Little time passes before a dusty black Cadillac Coupe de Ville drives by and pulls over A tall, moustached young man with a kindly face steps out of the vehicle He smiles at the girls 'Hello' And presents them with the first candy they had ever tasted A Twix bar, which they share in silent, odd delight The girls do not feel at all uncomfortable When the man leads them gently into the dark, spacious trunk In the following days the girls are transferred into the trunks or several other cars By many other kindly, candy bar offering men Until they reach their final destination at the lake side lodge in Manitoba The Underwood lodge is a collection of cosy water front cabins With an attached trailer park along the shores of lake Winnipeg It is also the world headquarters of Budding Flowers Entertainment Specializing in the production and distribution of photographs And VHS tapes for clientele with unique tastes The girls are welcomed by Mrs Devora Bouldger The fifty two year old proprietess 'Well, hello, girls' A women of enormous proportions Who lives with her own three children in the main lodge of the underwood Upon finding that the girls have no names She christens them Eva and Lynn Names, which neither she, nor the twins themselves Are ever able to keep straight 'Eva, Lynn' The twins days of the underwood are relatively comfortable They are well cared for, the food is delicious And there are many other girls their age Once a week, photo sessions take place Convivial affairs that involve make-up A wide variety of dress up costumes and inventive new games Every few days Mrs Bouldger introduces the girls to one of their many uncles 'Eva, Lyn, say hello to your uncle Mark' 'Heeey' These uncles, seemingly endless in number Travel from all over the world to visit their nieces The girls don't always like their new uncles But Mrs Bouldger is always quick to remind them that 'Family is family' and 'blood is thicker than water' The conjoined sisters are not popular amongst the other girls However, one gentle resident, a few years their senior befriends them And takes them under her wing 'Hello, what's your name?' Her name is Sandy 'I'm Sandy' She has soft, blond hair that reaches down to her knees Everyone says she looks like a mermaid Dressed daily by Mrs Bouldger in trade mark fishnet stockings and vintage attire Sandy is by far the most popular girl of the underwood She has so many uncles that the twins lose count Every night after dinner and chores Sandy tucks the young sisters into bed and tells them fantastic stories Until they fall peacefully to sleep 'And after the three long weeks at sea Jean-Luc the sailor finally spotted land' But these happy times do not last Shortly after the twins' third Christmas under Mrs Bouldger's care Sandy disappears, never to return The twins remain in the underwood for the greater part of two, long, miserable years Without Sandy to protect them, they are ostracized and abused by the other girls 'What are you looking at, four-eyes?!' The photo sessions involve fewer fancy costumes And over time, their uncles become more peculiar 'Did I ask you to talk?' The twins begin to notice the disturbing tendency for girls Much like their dear friend Sandy They quietly disappear from the underwood around their 12th or 13th birthday The sisters brace themselves for something terrible One autumn, when the girls are eleven 'Venga, vamos, vamos…' An old man, who speaks only Spanish Takes the twins into a large, orange van and drives them to their new home 'Step right up, step right up, see amazing human oddities Freaks of nature, be warned, people with heart condition Children, women - we will accept no responsibility for fainting Reoccurring nightmares, or death' Dillard and Fullerton, elusive and illogical travelling show Is the 12th largest touring circus in North America Former insurance salesman, Dillard and Fullerton, distinguish their enterprise By procuring the most shocking specimen of the grotesque and unusual Their small administrative staff works tirelessly To combat legal actions and public allegations of animal cruelty And human slave trafficking Life in the circus is harder than their time at the underwood There is always work to be done In addition to their chores of laundry and sweeping Mr Dillard insist that the twins spend many hours each day practising their act 'What are you standing around for?' The girls are frightened of the clowns Several of whom, by amazing coincidence Also happen to be their uncles 'Hello, hello, hello' But still, overall These early days at the circus are happy time for the twins Every night to the delight of audiences across the country The girls appear in the center ring, singing and strumming the ukulele At the top of Bimba and Kimba The world's only known conjoined twin Siamese elephants The twins feel they have found true soul mates in Bimba and Kimba Who they affectionately refer to as 'Elephant, Elephant' This special bond is reciprocates by the pachyderms Who fondly nozzle the girls with their trunks and seem to delight in giving them rides The twins and the elephants are inseparable With the help of the Alphonso de Arestin, the animal trainer The twins tend to the elephants, feeding them and grooming them daily But one terrible August morning Bimba and Kimba refuse to take their food Due to the unsanitary conditions of their quarters And an improper diet of popcorn and cotton candy The elephants have contracted a rare form of elephantine diphtheria Compounded by early onset Alzheimer's disease For the next two weeks can only stand by helplessly As their companions become sicker And weaker and begin displaying obvious signs of memory loss The last few days are almost unbearable With Bimba and Kimba's confused Sad eyes looking up at the girls with great anguish But no hint of recognition And on one, grim, September day The sisters 16th birthday Elephant Elephant dies The funeral is held at the same day A grizzly affair had an industrial trash compactor Behind a Home Depot in Fort Dodge, Iowa The twins are devastated Without Bimba and Kimba life is but a terrible and meaningless void They resign themselves to living out the rest of their hollow existence In solemn mourning The emotionally exhausted sisters Fall from favour within the circus No longer willing to sing and play their ukulele The girls are dressed in a pink tutu And forced to balance on the giant red ball An impossible task for the conjoined sisters 'Get on that damn ball!' The audience roars with laughter each time they awkwardly fall Their discomfort is increased by a pair of radical groups Who have taken an interest in the twins Every night in most major city, protesters assemble Nosily waving signs and chanting slogans in front of the Box Office The first faction claims to represent an organisation called 'FASSEN' The Foundation for Always Separating Siamese Twins Everywhere Now Citing the bible, FASSEN members ??? That it is the will of the Lord that all conjoined twins Be separated and allowed to live individual lives Wielding symbolical surgical saws and blunt carbon knives FASSEN members chide the ticket buyers for supporting the abomination of God The second group operates under the acronym SPLIT The Society for the Preservation of Linked Identical Twins A reactionary organisation, working to discredit the claims of FASSEN SPLIT believes that conjoined twins will play a critical role in the second coming of Christ The twins are terrified by both groups The knives and saws make them very nervous And SPLIT members make threats to kidnap the girls And take them to where they will be kept safe in a place of darkness until the rapture One day before Sunday matinee in Sacramento A chaotic brawl erupts between the two factions And one FASSEN member gets alarmingly close to the twins with a hacksaw Stricken with fear, the sisters decide that they are no longer safe at the circus That night, they make a resolution To leave the Dillard and Fullerton travelling show Forever
Sandy Fishnets Sandy fishnets, washed up on the shore What's she catching, and will she be sore Sandy was the prettiest of all She talked French, she came from Montreal During chores she never had to help Sandy got a bed all to herself We slept in the trailer to the right Sandy told us stories late at night She spoke of ships and sailors And a sea so big and wide She had lots of uncles and was always tired Sandy fishnets, washed up on the shore What's she catching, and will she be sore How they loved her in those early days Mrs. Bulger let her go away All her uncles drove her off to play We would see them kissing on the lake Time went by and Sandy's all grown up The lines of uncles dwindled And the pirate stories stopped Then one day Melissa May showed up And Sandy had to share a bed with us Sandy fishnets, washed up on the shore What's she catching, and will she be sore And will she be soaring over the sea With the wind in her sails and a knife in her teeth At the helm of a ship, on its way to a distant shore Bermuda or Thailand, an uncharted island Sandy, we're all getting older What will they do with us When they are through with us Sandy, what are we sailing for Christmas morning, nineteen ninety three Presents waiting underneath the tree There's a box for me, a box for me No gift for poor old Sandy to be seen We found Sandy sobbing quietly Uncle Gerald said he liked Christine Mrs. Bulgar said she had to leave Three days later, she was gone The day she turned thirteen
Elephant Elephant Elephant, elephant, Big and strong and gentle and intelligent, intelligent How could I feel blue I've got my sister at my side And an elephant to ride Oh, elephant, elephant You're sad and in a cage But that's irrelevant, irrelevant 'Cause everyone is jealous when they see men riding by On a friend of such of great size Other kids ride bikes, that's true Or daddies pick them up from school But that won't do for me you understand, understand Other kids have horses, other kids have dogs Other kids have hamsters, other kids have frogs But the pet for me is something much more grand Other kids ride bikes, that's true Or daddies pick them up from school But that won't do for me you understand, understand Other kids have horses, other kids have dogs Other kids have hamsters, other kids have frogs But the pet for me is something much more grand And benevolent, and elegant And I've got an elephant, elephant Riding on your back I'm in my element, element It's true and it's a fact that there is so much you can learn When you're on a pachyderm Oh, elephant, elephant Life's not so bad, it's swell of it to give me such a friend Oh, elephant, elephant I'm with you to the end Elephant, elephant I'm with you to the end Goodnight elephant
You Only Want Me 'Cause You Want My Sister You pulled up at the house at half past seven In your '69 Impala, shook hands with my father And we stopped off at the drug store by the drive-in For some Trojans and a six-pack Still your eyes kept wandering back to her It's always her So let's get one thing straightened out here, sir If you think you're seeing double Let me save you some trouble This ain't no two-for-one bargain here, mister 'Cause I'm much more than just twice shy I've had enough two-timing guys Who only want me 'cause they want my sister My eyes are just as blue as hers, my hair is just as fine And the tattoo on her lower back's exactly just like mine But if you look beneath the surface We're as different as can be 'Cause there's just one heart that beats for you And that heart belongs to me And not to her, it's always her So let's get one thing straight if I'm your girl If you think you're seeing double Let me save you some trouble This ain't no two-for-one bargain here, mister 'Cause I'm much more than just twice shy I've had enough two-timing guys Who only want me 'cause they want my sister And if tomorrow you should die My sister would not bat an eye She doesn't even know your name She's going with some other guy As long as she is still around I'll always have a trace of doubt I need to know your love is real, but how We're all dressed up, the flowers sure are pretty Mother pays her last respects I look around, no one suspects That it was me who put the Drano in her coffee And now that she is underground I'll know that you're not hanging 'round For her, no, not for her And now I'll know your love is true for sure If you think you're seeing double Let me save you some trouble This ain't no two-for-one bargain here, mister 'Cause I'm much more than just twice shy I've had enough two-timing guys Who only want me 'cause they want my sister It pains my heart to think of her A rotting, stinking, maggot-infested Bloated, and pus-oozing corpse beneath earth You can't imagine just how much I miss her But now I know you want me, not my sister
Tragic Events, part III Evelyn, Evelyn I just had the most terrible dream I was walking on a street in a huge city But all of the shops and all of the cars were empty It was so quiet, and I knew that something was very wrong And then I realised, you weren't there I called for you, but no one answered I looked for you everywhere, Evelyn Hush, it was only a dream Don't be scared Remember, everything is going to be better soon, Evelyn The year is two thousand four. The Da Vinci code is the New York Time's number one bestseller And the bombing at the Australian embassy in Jakarta leaves eleven dead And on an open stretch of road, two sisters are waiting for a ride On the eve of their 19th birthday, The twins have covertly left their circus trailer Packing their few worldly possessions A change of clothes, their painted ukulele And a battered photograph of Bimba and Kimba. They walk nine miles under cover of night After what seems like an endless wait An eighteen-wheeled truck pulls over And the driver, a retired professional wrestler named Tony Offers the girls a ride "Hey, little ladies Why don't you slide on up in here, next to Tony." Unskilled at Smalltalk The twins sit wide-eyed and silent in the front seat The driver, who had not initially noticed the twin's unique condition Leaves the sisters at a gas station in Walla Walla, Washington 'Listen why don't you two just hang out here for a minute I'll be right back...' Not knowing where to go The twins walk in to the nearby Don't Tell Motel Run by one Montgomery Lubovich. "You girls looking for a room?" When it becomes apparent that they have no means to pay for their stay Mister Lubovich offers to employ them in exchange for lodging and food "Well you can stay here, but it ain't gonna be free" The twins are given a small cot in the corner of the boiler room And are put to work stuffing envelopes, licking stamps And filling out hundreds of sweepstakes applications Every day on Mister Lubovich's behalf More so than ever before The twins feel lonely at the Don't Tell. They dream of befriending some of the other tenants Many of whom are women their age But whenever the shy sisters work up the courage To approach one of these potential friends They are met with looks of fear and disgust "Oh my god. Candie, that thing is looking at us" So they busied themselves by composing songs And practising their ukulele technique After two years at the Don't Tell Mister Lubovich teaches the girls to search for and print Sweepstakes applications by themselves On the 486 Pentium computer behind the motel's front desk "Now type w-w-w dot instant win frenzy dot com" One day, while searching online for new sweepstakes application forms The girls mistakenly stumble upon a social networking site They navigate through the profiles of many musicians and performers And see the great number of friends that they have They are amazed, and intrigued The twins redouble their efforts And stay up late for a week To perfect their singing and ukulele playing Late one night While Mister Lubovich is fast asleep The twins creep out of the boiler room To the front desk computer To create their very own music profile page Their heartbeats quicken As their first song begins to upload Just think of all the friends we're going to have, Evelyn Thousands, thousands and thousands of friends, Evelyn I'm so excited, Evelyn Goodnight, Evelyn Goodnight, Evelyn
My Space It's hard enough to know Where you're really supposed to go When you're looking for a friendly face Book a ticket to another place You move your lips to speak But they look at you like you're a freak It's a struggle just to stay alive Journals burning in a burning fire Everyone stares, but nobody ever sees you You go searching everywhere But the feeling never leaves you And you can't always want what you get When you're looking for love In a cafe on the internet You want somewhere to hide Where everyone can find you You join hands with the world and say "I just want my space" Some people say the future's past We're going down in an electro-blast There are plenty other acts like you Tube is full of them and they can see right through you It's a big bad world out there Everybody looking for a GIF to share And you're crying out to find your friends Turn around and they are gone again Everyone stares, but nobody ever sees you Try to vanish in thin air But the feeling, it never leaves you And you can't always want what you get When you're looking for love In a cafe on the internet You want somewhere to hide Where everyone can find you You join hands with the world and say "I just want my space" And you can't always want what you get When you're looking for love In a cafe on the internet You want somewhere to hide Where everyone can find you You join hands with the world and say "I just want my space" I just want to go where nobody knows my name And no one notices or cares whether I came I just want my friends altogether in one place I just want control over the way they see my face I just want to friend the entire human race I just want my space I just want my space I just want my space I just want my space I just want my space Love Will Tear Us Apart (Curtis/Hook/Sumner/Morris) When routine bites hard And ambitions are low And resentment rides high And emotions won't grow And we're changing our ways Taking different roads Love, love will tear us apart again Love, love will tear us apart again Why is the bedroom so cold You've turned away on your side Is my timing that flawed Have our feelings run dry Yet there's still this appeal We've kept through our lives Love, love will tear us apart again Love, love will tear us apart again You cry out in your sleep All my failings exposed There's a taste in my mouth As desperation takes hold Just that something so good Just can't function no more Love, love will tear us apart again Love, love will tear us apart again Love, love will tear us apart again Love, love will tear us apart again
Performs The Popular Hits Of Radiohead On Her Magical Ukulele EP
Fake Plastic Trees A green plastic watering can For a fake chinese rubber plant In the fake plastic earth That she bought from a rubber man In a town full of rubber plans To get rid of itself And it wears her out, it wears her out And it wears her out, it wears her out She lives with a broken man A cracked polystyrene man Who just crumbles and burns He used to do surgery For girls in the eighties But gravity always wins And it wears him out, it wears him out And it wears him out, it wears him out She looks like the real thing She tastes like the real thing My fake plastic love But I can't help the feeling I could blow through the ceiling If I just turn and run And it wears me out, it wears me out It wears me out, it wears me out And if I could be who you wanted If I could be who you wanted If I could be who you wanted All the time And if I could be who you wanted If I could be who you wanted If I could be who you wanted All the time All the time All the time High And Dry Two jumps in a week I bet you think that's pretty clever don't you boy Flying on your motorcycle Watching all the ground beneath you drop You'd kill yourself for recognition Kill yourself to never, ever stop You broke another mirror You're turning into something you are not Don't leave me high, don't leave me dry Don't leave me high, don't leave me dry Drying up in conversation You'll be the one who cannot talk All your insides fall to pieces You just sit there wishing you could still make love They're the ones who'll hate you When you think you've got the world all sussed out They're the ones who'll spit on you You'll be the one screaming out Don't leave me high, don't leave me dry Don't leave me high, don't leave me dry It's the best thing that you ever had The best thing that you ever, ever had It's the best thing that you ever had The best thing that you ever had has gone away Don't leave me high, don't leave me dry Don't leave me high, don't leave me dry Don't leave me Don't leave me No Surprises A heart that's full up like a landfill A job that slowly kills you Bruises that won't heal You look so tired-unhappy Bring down the government They don't, they don't speak for us I'll take a quiet life A handshake of carbon monoxide No alarms and no surprises No alarms and no surprises No alarms and no surprises Silence, silence This is my final fit My final bellyache With no alarms and no surprises No alarms and no surprises No alarms and no surprises, please. Such a pretty house And such a pretty garden No alarms and no surprises No alarms and no surprises No alarms and no surprises, please Idioteque Who's in the bunker Who's in the bunker Women and children first Women and children first Women and children I'll laugh until my head comes off I'll swallow Until I burst Until I burst Until I Who's in the bunker Who's in the bunker I have seen too much I haven't seen enough You haven't seen I'll laugh until my head comes off Women and children first And children first And children Here I'm allowed Everything all of the time Here I'm allowed Everything all of the time Ice age coming Ice age coming Let me hear both sides Let me hear both sides Let me hear both Ice age coming Ice age coming Throw me in the fire Throw me in the fire Throw me in the We're not scaremongering This is really happening Happening We're not scaremongering This is really happening Happening Mobiles quirking Mobiles chirping Take the money and run Take the money and run Take the money Here I'm allowed Everything all of the time Here I'm allowed Everything all of the time Creep When you were here before Couldn't look you in the eye You're just like an angel Your skin makes me cry You float like a feather In a beautiful world You're so fucking special I wish I was special But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo What the hell am I doing here I don't belong here I don't care if it hurts I want to have control I want a perfect body I want a perfect soul I want you to notice When I'm not around You're so fucking special I wish I was special But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo What the hell am I doing here I don't belong here She's running out the door She's running She run, run, run, run, run Whatever makes you happy Whatever you want You're so fucking special I wish I was special But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo What the hell am I doing here I don't belong here I don't belong here Exit Music (For A Film) Wake from your sleep The drying of your tears Today we escape, we escape Pack and get dressed before your father hears us before all hell breaks loose Breathe, keep breathing Don't lose your nerve Breathe, keep breathing I can't do this alone Sing us a song A song to keep us warm There's such a chill, such a chill And you can laugh a spineless laugh We hope your rules and wisdom choke you And now we are one In everlasting peace We hope that you choke, that you choke We hope that you choke, that you choke We hope that you choke, that you choke
Amanda Palmer Goes Down Under
Makin' Whoopee (Walter Donaldson / Gus Kahn) Another bride, another June Another sunny honeymoon Another season, another reason For makin' whoopee A lot of shoes, a lot of rice The groom is nervous, he answers twice It's really killin' That he's so willin' to make whoopee *Uh* Picture a little love nest Down where the roses cling Picture that same sweet love nest Think what a year can bring He's washin dishes and baby clothes He's so ambitious he even sews But don't forget folks That's what you get folks, for makin' whoopee Another year, or maybe less What's this I hear Oh, can't you guess She feels neglected, and he's suspected Of makin' whoopee Oh, she sits at home Most every night He doesn't phone, he doesn't write He says he's busy And she says, "Is he?" He's makin' whoopee *Uh* He doesn't make much money Only five thousand per Some judge who thinks he's funny Says, "He'll give six to her." And he says, "Judge, what I fail?" The judge say, "Budge straight into jail. You'd better keep her. I think it's cheaper Than makin' whoopee."
Australia
I can do the dishes while talking on the phone I could ask you for an answer but you want to be alone I can never do the dishes a single dish at a time It's too much of a commitment so I line them up and fire I could calamine your insides I could wind them all around me I could tiptoe on a tightrope Made of fear and looking down see All the people, do they see me I could wave or I can carry All the dishes that they gave me That are keeping me steady Or I could go to Australia Carry a bowie knife And wear my hair like Hepburn parted on the side And learn card tricks and buy Everyone drinks and take boxing and write Songs about my bowie knife I could do these dishes I could try to do these dishes I could try... I could bake a cake My kitchen is small but I could clear the space I could write my name Because practice makes perfect, yes that's what they say I could make a button out of plaster that said finished I could hang it in my closet to the left side of the light switch I could walk down to a Columbus and try drinking to forget it And then come home less afraid and then press it and press it Or I could go to Australia Carry a bowie knife And wear my hair like Hepburn parted on the side And learn card tricks and buy Everyone drinks and take boxing and try Eating things only with chopsticks and write Songs about my bowie knife I could do these dishes I could try to do these dishes I could decide to do these dishes I could decide Or I could go to Australia And carry a bowie knife and wear my hair Like Hepburn parted on the side And learn card tricks and physics and buy Everyone drinks and take boxing and try Eating things only with chopsticks and finally be Like a person I think you might like I could do these dishes I could try to do these dishes I could decide to do these dishes I could decide to do these dishes Time to decide! Fuck it I'm gonna go to Australia I'm gonna go to Australia I'm gonna go to Australia She's gonna go to Australia! Bye-bye
Vegemite (The Black Death)
You tell me that you love me when I'm lying by your side You tell me that I am the only one who understands your troubled mind That I'm blind to any evil you can do And that I love you more than any other girl could ever do You love the things that I love: you love art and you love books And you love love as much as I do and you love my dirty looks And you love me right now So how Can you love... Vegemite. It tastes like sadness It tastes like batteries. It tastes like asses I cannot hold a man so close who spreads this cancer on his toast It is the Vegemite, my darling, or it's me You have to make a fucking choice I cannot sit with you at breakfast The very smell of it obliterates my senses And if that weren't bad enough You also eat the shit for lunch Which means we can't spend any time together What kind of relationship is that? The choice is yours, my heart is in your hands Please wash your hands You just had Vegemite for lunch you selfish bastard It's all about you, isn't it It's just take, take, take, take What about me! What about my feelings! I'm sorry... "I had this really awful experience when I was six years old and our British next door neighbour, Christopher Gill, he was babysitting us, and he made me eat An entire spoonful of marmite. Which is just like Vegemite, pretty much, except it's, even grosser But he had told me - he made me eat it by telling me it was chocolate fudge So I swallowed the whole thing and then I had to go to the bathroom and throw up, and it really traumatised me, and I'm sorry I get so emotional, I just..." I love you And no matter what you eat I'll always love you completely I might just always leave the room at meal times Or refuse to kiss or touch you for a week If you insist on putting that foul death paste in your mouth You're in my heart, but put yourself inside my shoes I have to know, it shouldn't be that hard to choose I know it's tearing you apart, but it's the way it has to be It is the Vegemite, my darling It is the Vegemite, my darling Put down the Vegemite, you fucker, or I'll leave
Map of Tasmania
(Amanda Palmer feat. Young Punx) (Oh my God - again) They don't play the song on the radio (Oh my God - again) They don't play the song on the radio (Oh my God - again) They don't play the song on the radio They don't show the tits on the video They don't know that we are the media They don't know that we start the mania Your eyes don't want to see what I'm making you Your ass is off its seat and I'm shaking you Walking down the street I'm the lady - ah - Showing off my map of Tasmania (Oh my God - again) (Oh my God - again) Soft and sweet and shaped like a triangle Some girls want no shape and they shave it all That's so whack, it hurts with the stubble Walking 'round and look like an eight-year-old Soft and sweet and shaped like a triangle Some girls want no shape and they shave it all That's so whack, it hurts with the stubble Walking 'round and look like an eight-year-old I say grow that shit like a jungle Give 'em something strong to hold onto Let it fly in the open wind If it get too bushy, you can trim They don't play the song on the radio They don't show the tits on the video They don't know that we are the media They don't know that we start the mania You eyes don't want to see what I'm making you Your ass is off its seat and I'm shaking you Walking down the street I'm the lady - ah - Showing off my map of Tasmania They don't play the song on the radio They don't show the tits on the video They don't know that we are the media They don't know that we start the mania You eyes don't want to see what I'm making you Your ass is off its seat and I'm shaking you Walking down the street I'm the lady - ah - Showing off my map of Tasmania (Oh my God - again) Showing off my map of Tasmania (Oh my God - again) Showing off my map of Tasmania (Oh my God - again) Showing off my map of Tasmania (Oh my God - again) Showing off my map of Tasmania (Oh my God - again) (Oh my God - again) Showing off my map of Tasmania
In My Mind (Amanda Palmer feat. Brian Viglione) In my mind In a future five years from now I'm a hundred and twenty pounds And I never get hungover Because I will be the picture of discipline Never minding what state I'm in And I will be someone I admire And it's funny how I imagined That I would be that person now But it does not seem to have happened Maybe I've just forgotten how to see That I'm not exactly the person that I thought I'd be And in my mind In the far-away here-and-now I've become in control somehow And I never lose my wallet Because I will be the picture of discipline Never fucking-up anything And I'll be a good defensive driver And it's funny how I imagined That I would be that person now But it does not seem to have happened Maybe I've just forgotten how to see That I'll never be the person that I thought I'd be And in my mind When I'm old I am beautiful Planting tulips and vegetables Which I will mindfully watch over Not like me now, I'm so busy with everything That I don't look at anything But I'm sure I'll look when I am older And it's funny how I imagined That I could be that person now But that's not what I want If that's what I wanted Then I'd be giving up somehow How strange to see That I don't want to be the person that I want to be And in my mind I imagine so many things Things that aren't really happening And when they put me in the ground I'll start pounding the lid Saying, I haven't finished yet I still have a tattoo to get That says, I'm living in the moment And it's funny how I imagined That I could win this win-less fight Maybe it isn't all that funny That I've been fighting all my life But maybe I have to think it's funny If I want to live before I die And maybe it's funniest of all To think I'll die before I actually see That I am exactly the person that I want to be Fuck yes I am exactly the person that I want to be
Bad Wine And Lemon Cake ( Amanda Palmer feat. The Jane Austen Argument ) I have a little house Close to town, but not to the city Far from home, but near my family No water views, but so close to the sea I see This is how my little life could be And I'm filling it with things Like furniture that I find on the street And all the special things I'd like to eat Pictures of people that I'd like to meet I'll meet them when I'm orbiting the world And it's so pretty And so lonely My little love affairs Are all scheduled 'round the TV guide And my sex life has all been plagiarized In an attempt to meet a harsh deadline... I'd like to rent-a-wife Then rent a husband to keep her for life The three of us, we could be so happy Them with each other, me with company I'll see them off on a flight around the world... And it's so pretty And so lonely I could just die I might just die I could just die I might just die And at my funeral They will say "Tom, he was such a nice guy, He went too early, but he went in style." They'll play my music and then they will cry They'll have a little wake They'll drink bad wine and they'll eat lemon cake And my mother's little heart will break And she will say: "Wait! There must be some mistake, He can't be dead Take me instead!" Oh, but I'm not dead They tell me I'm not dead They say that I'm not dead And I won't die for some time I'm in my little house Just writing little songs to pass the time Which incidentally is seven forty-nine So don't you worry, I'm completely fine I'm fine Don't you worry, I'm completely fine I'm fine Don't you worry, I'm completely fine I'm fine Don't you worry, I'm completely fine I'm fine, I am just so fucking fine
New Zealand
New Zealand New Zealand You caught me on an awful day My little life is all fucked up My psyche is in disarray New Zealand New Zealand I You know, you'll notice for those of you singing along And I don't know how the fuck you know the words for this song You must have listened to it a million times on Youtube I did a little tweeking of the lyrics I hope you don't mind Now I feel so guilty I only played this song live, like, once A year ago New Zealand New Zealand You caught me on an awful day My little life is all fucked up My psyche is in disarray New Zealand New Zealand I wish i could enjoy you more I wish i had more time to see your Cliffsides and your blackened shores New Zealand New Zealand I don't know why I tour this way Trapped inside an aeroplane And twittering the scenery New Zealand New Zealand I feel like shit what can i say My period is six days late My pubic hair is turning grey But I don't believe in the beauty standard And there's no way that I'm pregnant So it's technically okay Everything is so beautiful here The people on Cuba Street drinking their beers I wish I could stay here and never go hume I wish I could be like Holly Hunter in the Piano And not have to talk to anyone Even though there's technically nothing wrong with my voice And just play piano and make love to hot local boys New Zealand New Zealand You cought me at the end of tour My will power's collapsing And I can not do this anymore New Zealand New Zealand My song is coming to an end I hope you have enjoyed it And I hope I get my period And I hope I haven't grossed you out But that's what happens when you Ask me to write a song about your country in twenty minutes
On An Unknown Beach I'm a pale intruder on an unknown beach, My back to the water, my feet in the sand Finding no recognition as each sign of life Invades the precision of this aging land An abandoned flipper in a world of storms There's a man on the shoreline with a white parakeet Trying to make his bird go home With increasing continuity endless space Gazes 'round the periphery not disheartened Wearing its most inexpressible face My instinct is double as the waves roll by But my vision is halved and the foam in the green As the insects talk to the blazing sky Wax in the ear, stitch in the side Wolves are feast for the blind Under and over, the why and the wherefore Easy to sit back with time Driving discussions like cranes through the car park Setting them all in a line All interceding, not yet proceeding Misleading doubts in my mind I'm a pale intruder on an unknown beach My back to the water, my feet in the sand Needing no recognition as each sign of life Invades the precision of this aging land
We're Happy Little Vegemites We're happy little Vegemites As bright as bright can be We all enjoy our Vegemite For breakfast, lunch, and tea Our mummies say we're growing stronger Every single week Because we love our Vegemite We all adore our Vegemite It puts a rose in every cheek
Doctor Oz
Travelling in circles The world's a sinking oyster And my bed's become unfathomably wide Oh work and work and work and work and Dream about the cloister And occasionally get out to see the sun Not shine Then I see him at a distance He is devilishly handsome He is charming and impeccably dressed He has a little black bag with him And what's in it isn't certain But I'm going to take an educated guess And I'm starting to feel faint now Like a lady in a movie Someone fetch ammonia and some towels But it needs to be administered By a fellow who is registered Is there a doctor in the house Doctor Oz, Doctor Oz Doctor Oz, Doctor Oz Doctor Oz, Doctor Oz Doctor Oz Show me how they treat you in the south You call this artic bullshit summer It's a sad excuse for weather And I want to crawl and live inside the couch But despite the bitter chills and The difficulty breathing There's a fire in my stomach And it won't go out Until I'm travelling in circles And the world's a sinking oyster And my bed's becoming unfathomably wide Oh work and work and work and Dream about the cloister And occasionally get out to see the sun Not shine Could it be an illness I've contracted from the business And could it be transmittable by mouth You my friends are witness As I try to kick the sickness Is there a doctor in the house Doctor Oz, Doctor Oz Doctor Oz, Doctor Oz Doctor Oz, Doctor Oz Doctor Oz Show me how you do it in the south
A Formidable Marinade (Feat. Mikelangelo And The Black Sea Gentlemen & Lance Horne) I have seen you in a Turkish bath I didn't know if I should cry or laugh Nakedness has a sweet, sweet smell That sends me down to the pits of hell The steam, that rises from the water Tells me you are Satan's daughter If I am the devil's son Into the darkness we should run Sodomy is not just for animals Human flesh, is not just for cannibals I'll feast on your body if you'll feast on mine Blood is thicker, and redder than wine Lay ourselves out, upon the table Ravish each other 'till we're no longer able When juices mix in the heat of the fray It will make a formidable marinade If I put my hand in Pandora's box And I was smitten by a deathly pox If I were a leper or the warts on a toe Would you think well of me, when I go If I wrote my name with a razorblade In the palm of your hand, would it still fade If I kissed your lips would you think it wrong Or would you come along with me Sodomy is not just for animals And human flesh, is not just for cannibals I'll feast on your body if you'll feast on mine Blood is thicker, and redder than wine Lay ourselves out, upon the table Ravish each other 'till we're no longer able When juices mix in the heat of the fray It will make a formidable, a formidable marinade I'll roast you on the spit like a fatted calf When you're done I'll split your body in half Climb into your reddened core Curl up tight, and close the door And in your body I'll dream of things Like geese, mustard, cabbages and kings Thermos full of chocolate sauce And men who live on only remorse Sodomy is not just for animals And human flesh, is not just for cannibals I'll feast on your body if you'll feast on mine Blood is thicker, and redder than wine Lay ourselves out, upon the table Ravish each other 'till we're no longer able When juices mix in the heat of the fray It will make a formidable, a formidable marinade A formidable marinade
The Ship Song Come sail your ships around me And burn your bridges down We make a little history, baby Every time you call around Come loose your dogs upon me And let your hair hang down You are a little mystery to me Every time you call around We talk about it all night long We define our moral ground When I crawl into your arms Everything, it comes tumbling down Come sail your ships around me And burn your bridges down We make a little history, baby Every time you call around Come loose your dogs upon me And let your hair hang down You are a little mystery to me Every time you call around Your face looks sad now For you know the time is nigh When I must remove your wings And you, you must try to fly Come sail your ships around me And burn your bridges down We make a little history, baby Every time you call around Come loose your dogs upon me And let your hair hang down You are a little mystery to me Every time you call around
An Evening With Neil Gaiman & Amanda Palmer Makin' Whoopee (Walter Donaldson / Gus Kahn) Another bride, another June Another sunny honeymoon Another season, another reason For makin' whoopee A lot of shoes, a lot of rice The groom is nervous, he answers twice It's really killin' That he's so willin' to make whoopee *Uh* Picture a little love nest Down where the roses cling Picture that same sweet love nest Think what a year can bring He's washin dishes and baby clothes He's so ambitious he even sews But don't forget folks That's what you get folks, for makin' whoopee Another year, or maybe less What's this I hear Oh, can't you guess She feels neglected, and he's suspected Of makin' whoopee Oh, she sits at home Most every night He doesn't phone, he doesn't write He says he's busy And she says, "Is he?" He's makin' whoopee *Uh* He doesn't make much money Only five thousand per Some judge who thinks he's funny Says, "He'll give six to her." And he says, "Judge, what I fail?" The judge say, "Budge straight into jail. You'd better keep her. I think it's cheaper Than makin' whoopee."
The Problem With Saints I wish that Joan of Arc wouldn't hang around the park Pronouncing that she won't get burned again Her arm is very shiny and her message is divine But I wish she'd take a day off now and then She said "It clears your head when you come back from the dead With your sword as sharp as anything that cuts" And to prove it she bisected three young tourists from Utrecht Which rapidly displayed a lot of guts She says we need to raise a brand new army And the flag of France so proudly she'll unfold And the people that she hated will be neatly bifurcated And the British will no longer rule the world She says it was a mistake to let them burn her at the stake And she learned a lesson back there in the flames So she's going to kill the Queen And then she'll rescue old Orléans And it's really hard to hang around with saints Rob from always on the run dot net is so bad and copy paste is a sin I think I ought to tell her that the English left in failure And they don't go back to France except on hols But I saw her vivisect a man who wanted to correct her And the playground soon resembled She says we need to raise a brand new army And she marched us round until we couldn't stand She says the nation she abhors will soon be writhing on the floor And the British will no longer rule her land And she's waiting for the dauphin That will come across the ocean And knows that God agrees with her complaints So I'm hoping she'll ignore my English accent in her war Cause it's really hard to hang around with saints She says we need to raise a brand new army And the flag of France so proudly she'll unfold And the people that she hated will be neatly bifurcated And the British will no longer rule The British will no longer rule The British will no longer rule the world!
Broken Heart Stew
Oh, how delightful! Don't mind if I do Help myself to a cup of this broken heart stew I'm alarmingly hungry, I realize And moved by the pleasant aroma And bloody-red hue Cooked from scratch from a base still fast-feeding and blue Stir in nursery rhymes, beets, and bouillon cubes Add potatoes and eggplants Then slowly infuse with a bag of red wine Bits of me, bits of you And I'm sure this is healthy As I'm sure that it's true That roses are red, and violets are violet As I sit here alone at this table for two Scribbling words to myself and conversing with food Rob from always on the run dot net is so bad and copy paste is a sin As I sit here alone at this table for two Realizing that perhaps You're not actually coming You're not coming And that maybe tonight, I'll have to sleep alone Even though I'd much rather be held And then maybe, we only try to fall in love To have something to do But that's a lonely and tasteless and bitter excuse When you're starving to death even fingers will do Cutting out our own organs and limbs to make fuel For a ship that's set sail with an underfed crew And the paperboy's there and the butcher and you And we navigate, lost in our vessel of glue And banana peel vinyl, and driftwood and muse Tossing violently in your sleep As you move through this simmering ocean Of broken heart stew
Electric Blanket Electric blanket Electric blanket Nothing in the world can keep me warm I close the door, I close my eyes, I plug you in the wall I think it might be snowing out But I don't have to know Whenever you're around me I don't need to notice Anything at all Electric blanket Electric blanket Nothing in this world is any fun I plug you in, I plug the drain I let the water run Floating in a place where no one Sees what I have done No one ever lies or steals or Tries to turn the air-conditioning on Pum pum pum pum Electric blanket Electric blanket Nothing in the world can keep me warm Rob from always on the run dot net is so bad and copy paste is a sin I close the door, I close my eyes I plug you in the wall It might be really nice outside But I don't have to know Someday when the lights come on I doubt they'll notice Anything at all Electric blanket Electric blanket Electric blanket
I Google you
I Google you Late at night when I don't know what to do I find photos You've forgotten You were in Put up by your friends I Google you When the day is done and everything is through I read your journal That you kept That month in France I've watched you dance And I'm pleased your name is practically unique It's only you and A would-be phd in Chesapeake Who writes papers on The structure of the sun I've read each one I know that I Should let you fade But there's that box And there's your name Somehow it never makes the pain Grow less or fade or disappear I think that I should save my soul and I should crawl back in my hole But it's too easy just to fold And type your name again I fear I google you Whenever I'm alone and feeling blue And each scrap of information That I gather Says you've got somebody new And it really shouldn't matter Ought to blow up my computer But instead… I google you
I Want You, But I Don't Need You
(Momus cover) I like you, and I'd like you to like me to like you But I don't need you, don't need you to need me to like you Because if you didn't like me, I would still like you, you see La la la la la la... I lick you, and I'd like you to like me to lick you But I don't need you, don't need you to like me to lick you If your pleasure turned into pain, I would still lick for my personal gain La la la la la la... I fuck you, and I'd like you to like me to fuck you But I don't fucking need you, don't need you to need me to fuck you If you need me to need you to fuck, that fucks everything up La la la la la la... I want you, and I want you to want me to want you But I don't need you, don't need you to need me to need you Rob from always on the run dot net is so bad and copy paste is a sin That's just me, so take me or leave me But please don't need me, don't need me to need you to need me Because we're here a minute, the next we're dead So love me or leave me but try not to need me Enough said I want you, but I don't need you... I love you, and I love how you love how I love you But I don't need you, don't need you to need me to love you If your love changed into hate, would my love had been a mistake? I don't know. I don't know. So I'm gunna leave you, I'd like you to leave me to leave you But love, believe me; it isn't because I don't need you (You know I don't need you) All I wanted was to be wanted But you're drowning me deep in your need to be needed La la la la la la... I want you, and I want you to want me to want you But I don't need you, don't need you to need me to lead you That's just me, so take me or leave me But please don't need me, don't need me to need you to need me Because we're here a minute, the next we're dead So love me or leave me but try not to need me Enough said I want you, but I don't need you...
Dear Old House Dear old house that I grew up in I know that I'm gonna leave you any day Dear old house that I grew up in Can't you find a way to make 'em stay And all the girls I went to school with Walked downtown with all the cool kids I was staked out in your cellar Making friends with dead umbrella And every creak of every floorboard Tells the story of the girl I stuck inside And if they move away I'll have no place to hide Dear old house that I grew up in I've never really been in love You took my heart when I was a child Noises wrapped around my little body like a winter glove You're just a random set of objects In a town that's filled with sadness In the armpit of the world You're chopped down trees and rotting soil And if I wanted to I'd keep you I'd fill you up and heat you With the market how it is, Amanda Well you know, the price of oil Goodbye stairs, and goodbye stars on painted walls at home Attic door, and banister, I'll miss you most of all You were supposed to keep me safe This wasn't supposed to end Does it sound ridiculous To call you my best friend Dear old house that I grew up in I know I haven't visited that much But, every lifeless hotel and apartment i walk into Just reminds me of the doorknobs that i want to touch I won't miss you, when they sell you To some evil yuppie couple With the child who'll put miley cyrus posters in my bedroom I am a native of the north I am a rock star on the road I am now permanently located in each place i am known But it doesn't feel like anywhere When you can't go back home Dear old house that I grew up in I know it isn't your fault this panned out, Please don't take it personally Love, Amanda P.s. - tell the evil yuppie couple, that I'm rich I'll buy them out
Gaga Palmer Madonna : A Polemic She is apart of the music continuum And she's apart of this difficult world And she wears outfits made out of aluminium She is a 23, she is a 23, she is a 23 and a half year old girl I am apart of the music continuum And I'm apart of this difficult world And I'm often naked and play the accordion I am a 33,I am a 33,I am a 33 and a half year old girl She is part of the music continuum And also part of this difficult world She was the first one to often have no clothes on She is not 53, she's only 50 But I used her anyway 'cause she fits well in this song Art is great, that way you can do anything You can make pop music, you can paint ducks But it your a pop star and your a women Then it's much more likely that people will say your art sucks Making pop music isn't for everyone Actually, that's wrong, it technically is That's why it's pop music Now I've confused myself I'm gonna start a new verse and I'll say it like this Some artists focus on love and simplicity Some artists focus on fashion and fame Then sometimes some artists try to do everything Which is impossible-I think those people are brave Art is simple just ask Andy Warhol If he weren't dead he would tell you the truth Call it a masterpiece, call it a urinal It doesn't matter, it's art so there's nothing to prove I'm not sure what this point of this song was And I know this song doesn't actually have to have Any point at it all, even good rhymes in it Like Lady Gaga and also Madonna I'm just trying to entertain people Make a living, and pay my rent Without having to get a job I hate And hopefully find an audience Who will love and accept me And not think I'm a narcissist For wanting to be a performer And find true inner peace and that's it (Except it's not) Now a question to further our dialog Is all art real art and is pop art art And if someone talented wants to make pop music why should we worry when there's so much other shit wrong This song took less time to write and record And post straight onto youtube then writing a blog I think it's possible I may do more of these Please leave your comments especially if you think I'm wrong
People keep asking me why I do things how I do And all of this measuring influence I forgot you You and me hiding behind the monhegan hotel And you told me things that nobody around me would tell That was the summer that everyone touched me at once One day they ignored me the next they were all down my pants You were in bed with me safe before anyone else You opened beside me and held me when i needed help You and me lying together at night in my room You've been inside me forever, Judy Blume I couldn't carry a tune but I thought I could sing And no-one had told me that thoughts were a good or bad thing But I started noticing grown-ups would smile and cringe But you'd taught me that you could say anything you could think I don't remember my friends from gymnastics class But I remember when deenie was at the school dance Buddy feeling her up in the locker room Margaret bored counting hats in the synagogue Davey was stirring the tea that she wouldn't drink Tony was watching his so-called friend shoplifting All them lived in my head quietly whispering You are not so strange I don't remember the details of 7th grade All I remember is lying and being afraid But I won't forget katherine and michael going all the way Karen pretending to puke so her dad would stay Steph on the scale in the bathroom alone that day Margaret arguing with god while she masturbated All of them stacked on my shelf like a love letter All of them saying amanda you know better You are not to blame The world's a vicious place So go on and think how you want You will not be alone in your thoughts Well you will but you wont in a way 'Cause a girl thought it too in a book that the library bought People'll keep asking me why I do things like I do And from now on I'll tell them Nick Cave and I'll talk about you Judy I can't believe sometimes that I'm an adult And that girls like I was think that I have this shit figured out You and me lying together at night in my room You'll be inside them forever, Judy Blume
I Don't Care Much I don't care much Go or stay I don't care very much Either way Hearts grow hard On a windy street Lips grow cold With the rent to meet Rob from always on the run dot net is so bad and copy paste is a sin So if you kiss me If we touch Warning's fair I don't care Very much I don't care much Go or stay I don't care very much Either way Words sound false When your coat's too thin Feet don't waltz When the roof caves in So if you kiss me If we touch Warning's fair I don't care very much
Map of Tasmania (Oh my God - fuck it) They don't play the song on the radio (Oh my God - fuck it) They don't play the song on the radio (Oh my God - fuck it) They don't play the song on the radio They don't show the tits on the video They don't know that we are the media They don't know that we start the mania Your eyes don't want to see what I'm making you Your ass is off its seat and I'm shaking you Walking down the street I'm the lady - ah - Showing off my map of Tasmania (Oh my God - fuck it) (Oh my God - fuck it) Soft and sweet and shaped like a triangle Some girls want no shape and they shave it all That's so whack, it hurts with the stubble Walking 'round and look like an eight-year-old Soft and sweet and shaped like a triangle Some girls want no shape and they shave it all That's so whack, it hurts with the stubble Walking 'round and look like an eight-year-old I say grow that shit like a jungle Give 'em something strong to hold onto Let it fly in the open wind If it get too bushy, you can trim They don't play the song on the radio They don't show the tits on the video They don't know that we are the media They don't know that we start the mania You eyes don't want to see what I'm making you Your ass is off its seat and I'm shaking you Walking down the street I'm the lady - ah - Showing off my map of Tasmania They don't play the song on the radio They don't show the tits on the video They don't know that we are the media They don't know that we start the mania You eyes don't want to see what I'm making you Your ass is off its seat and I'm shaking you Walking down the street I'm the lady - ah - Showing off my map of Tasmania (Oh my God - fuck it) Showing off my map of Tasmania (Oh my God - fuck it) Showing off my map of Tasmania (Oh my God - fuck it) Showing off my map of Tasmania (Oh my God - fuck it) Showing off my map of Tasmania (Oh my God - fuck it) (Oh my God - fuck it) Showing off my map of Tasmania
Do You Swear To Tell The Truth The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth So Help Your Black Ass When I was six years old my sister Alyson Asked for a stove for her birthday A miniature one you could actually cook with And my mom was nice and she bought one Alyson needed a reason to bake something Barged in my room and she grabbed me She said: "I made a cake and we're going next door To Sam Weinstein's and you're getting married" The cake was burned It tasted gross She made me kiss him On the mouth Now I am 33 Unmarried happily No plans in life and I'm planning to keep it that way I do kissing with only one mission Do you like to kiss? Then you have my permission And I have already spent too much time Doing things I didn't want to So if I just want to make out all the time You can bet your black ass that I'm going to When i was nine i was kind of a loser The kids in my class didn't like me Melanie chow was the meanest of all And my mom made me go to her party Nobody talked to me I sat there quietly Drawing with crayons on a napkin A picture of Melanie skewered with a pitchfork Her legs getting eaten by lions The cake was good I took some home I had a party In my room Now I have friends and I'm not such a loser But I go to bars all alone and I sit there And order red wine and I write and I like being alone around people Yes that's how I like it And I've already spent too much time Doing things I didn't want to So if I wanna sit here and write and drink wine You can bet your black ass that I'm going to Yes I come here often Sure I'll have another one Yes I come here often Sure I'll have another one But I don't have to talk to you When I was 17 I was a blowjob queen Picking up tips from the masters I was so busy perfecting my art I was clueless to what they were after Now I'm still a blowjob queen (far more selectively) I don't make love now to make people love me But I don't mind sharing my gift with the planet We're all gonna die and a blowjob's fantastic And When I was 25 I was a rock star But it didn't pay too well I had to strip on the side Of the road to get ready for shows and the cars driving by Baby they'd never know What a bargain they'd gotten And if I'm forgotten I'm perfectly happy with all that has happened And I still get laughed at but it doesn't bother me I'm just so glad to hear laughter around me And I've already spent too much time Doing things I didn't want to So if I want to drink alone dressed like a pirate Or look like a dyke Or wear high heels and lipstick Or hide in a convent Or try to be mayor Or marry a writer Smoke crack and slash tires Make jokes you don't like Or paint ducks and retire You can bet your black ass that I'm going to
I Will Follow You Into The Dark (Death Cab For a Cutie Cover) Love of mine some day you will die But I'll be close behind I'll follow you into the dark No blinding light or tunnels to gates of white Just our hands clasped so tight Waiting for the hint of a spark If heaven and hell decide That they both are satisfied Illuminate the no's on their vacancy signs If there's no one beside you When your soul embarks Then I'll follow you into the dark In Catholic school as vicious as Roman rule I got my knuckles brusied by a lady in black And I held my toungue as she told me "Son fear is the heart of love" So I never went back If heaven and hell decide That they both are satisfied Illuminate the no's on their vacancy signs If there's no one beside you When your soul embarks Then I'll follow you into the dark You and me have seen everything to see From Bangcock to Calgary And the soles of your shoes are all worn down The time for sleep is now It's nothing to cry about Cause we'll hold each other soon The blackest of rooms If heaven and hell decide That they both are satisfied Illuminate the no's on their vacancy signs If there's no one beside you When your soul embarks Then I'll follow you into the dark Then I'll follow you into the dark
Look Mummy No Hands (Dilly Keane Cover / Live) Remember the fair ma The two of us there ma By the merry-go-round I stood there entranced As the bright colours danced To the magical sound Just a dollar for pleasure untold And I rode in a world of scarlet and gold Look mummy no hands I'm riding the roundabout all by myself Look mummy no hands I called as I passed her Faster and faster Hold on tight darling She called out in fear But I laughed and pretended That I couldn't hear How careless we are when we're young Remember the years Of the salt and the tears Do you recall I hated you when you said Be back by ten I knew it all Always asking to know what I'd done But as far as I knew I was just having fun Look mummy no hands I know how to take good care of myself Look mummy no hands Please don't be a bore 'Cause I know the score She tried to warn me But I wouldn't heed her I was grown up And I didn't need her How careless we are when we're young Remember the daughter And all that you taught her She's grown up at last With a life of her own She struggles alone As the years all fly past But now you're not there To answer her call You're not there to catch her When she stumbles and falls Look mummy no hands I'm having to do this all by myself Look mummy no hands I used to dismiss you Now I just miss you As my child grows away from me I feel my heart sinking But I look back and smile And I find myself thinking How careless we are when we're young
Ukulele Anthem (Digital song) Sid vicious played a four-string fender bass guitar and couldn't sing And everybody hated him except the ones who loved him A ukulele has four strings, but Sid did not play ukulele He did smack and probably killed his girlfriend Nancy Spungen If only Sid had had a ukulele, maybe he would have been happy Maybe he would not have suffered such a sad end He maybe would have not done all that heroin instead He maybe would've sat around just singing nice songs to his girlfriend So play your favourite cover song, especially if the words are wrong 'Cause even if your grades are bad, it doesn't mean you're failing Do your homework with a fork and eat your fruit loops in the dark And bring your etch-a-sketch to work and play your ukulele Ukulele small and forceful Ukulele brave and peaceful You can play the ukulele too it is painfully simple Play your ukulele badly, play your ukulele loudly Ukulele banish evil Ukulele save the people Ukulele gleaming golden on the top of every steeple Lizzie Borden took an axe, and gave her mather thirty whacks Then gave her father thirty-one, and left a tragic puzzle If only they had given her an instrument, those puritans Had lost the plot completely, see what happens when you muzzle A person's creativity and do not let them sing and scream And nowadays it's worse 'cause kids have automatic handguns It takes about an hour to teach someone to play the ukulele About same to teach someone to build a standard pipe bomb You do the math So play your favourite cover song, especially if the words are wrong 'Cause even if your grades are bad, it doesn't mean you're failing Do your homework with a fork and eat your fruit loops in the dark And bring your flask of jack to work and play your ukulele Ukulele, thing of wonder Ukulele, wand of thunder You can play the ukulele, too in London and down under Play Joan jett, and play Jacques Brel And Eminem and Neutral Milk Hotel Tell the children crush the hatred, play your ukulele naked And if anybody tries to steal your ukulele, let them take it Imagine there's no music, imagine there are no songs Imagine that John Lennon wasn't shot in front of his apartment Now imagine if John Lennon had composed "imagine" for the ukulele Maybe people would have truly got the message You may think my approach is simple-minded and naïve Like if you want to change the world then why not quit and feed the hungry But people for millennia have needed music to survive And that is why I've promised John that I will not feel guilty So play your favourite Beatles' song And make the subway fall in love They're only $19.95, that is not a lot of money Play until the sun comes up And play until your fingers suffer Play Lcd Soundsystem songs on your ukulele Quit the bitching on your blog And stop pretending art is hard Just limit yourself to three chords And do not practice daily You'll minimize some stranger's sadness With a piece of wood and plastic Holy fuck it's so fantastic, playing ukulele Eat your homework with a fork And do your fruit loops in the dark And bring your etch-a-sketch to work Your flask of jack Your vibrator Your fear of heights Your Nikon lens Your mom and dad Your disco stick Your soundtrack to "karate kid" Your ginsu knives Your rosary Your new rebecca black cd Your favourite room Your bowie knife Your stuffed giraffe Your new glass eye Your sousaphone Your breakfast tea Your Nick Drake tapes Your giving tree Your ice cream truck Your missing wife Your will to live Your urge to cry Remember we're all going to die So play your ukulele
Several Attempts to Cover Songs by The Velvet Underground and Lou Reed
Attempt to Sing a Birthday Song/Lou Reed Misgivings It's your birthday, Neil I'm gonna give you something that you like A song by Lou Reed or The Velvet Underground every night Rob from always on the run dot net is so bad and copy paste is a sin It will be all right Like in every Velvet Underground song Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright
Satellite Of Love (Lou Reed) Satellite's gone up to the skies Things like that drive me out of my mind I watched it for a little while I like to watch things on TV Satellite of love Satellite of love Satellite of love Satellite of Satellite's gone way up to Mars Soon it will be filled with parking cars Rob from always on the run dot net is so bad and copy paste is a sin I watch it for a little while I love to watch things on TV Satellite of love Satellite of love Satellite of love Satellite of I've been told that you've been bold With Harry, Mark and John Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday With Harry, Mark and John I don't know what this bitch is doing in the song Satellite's gone up to the skies Things like that drive me out of my mind I watched it for a little while I love to watch things on TV Satellite of love Satellite of love Satellite of love Satellite of love Satellite of love, love, love Satellite of love, love, love Satellite of love, love, love Satellite of love, love, love
Walk On The Wild Side (Lou Reed) Holly came from Miami, FLA Hitchhiked her way across the USA Plucked her eyebrows on the way Shaved her legs and then he was a she She said, "Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side" She said, "Hey, honey, take a walk on the wild side" Candy came from out on the island In the backroom she was everybody's darling But she never lost her head Even when she was given head She said, "Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side" She said, "Hey, honey, take a walk on the wild side" And everybody said, "Do doodoo..." Rob from always on the run dot net is so bad and copy paste is a sin Little Joe never once gave it away Everybody had to pay and pay A hustle here and a hustle there New York City is the place where They said, "Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side" They said, "Hey, honey, take a walk on the wild side" Sugar Plum Fairy came and hit the streets Looking for soul food and a place to eat Went to the Apollo You should've seen him go go-go They said, "Hey, sugar, take a walk on the wild side" They said, "Hey, honey, take a walk on the wild side" Jackie is just speeding away Thought she was James Dean for a day Then I guess she had to crash Valium would've helped that bash She said, "Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side" She said, "Hey, honey, take a walk on the wild side" And everybody said "Doo doodoo…" Another Birthday Song Attempt in Another Theater It's almost your birthday, Neil Gaiman But you're gonna live in the same shirt that you came in Rob from always on the run dot net is so bad and copy paste is a sin I know right now what you really need Is a song by The Velvet Underground or Lou Reed
I'm Waiting For My Man (The Velvet Underground) I'm waiting for my man Twenty-six dollars in my hand Oh up to Lexington, 125 Just sick and dirty, more dead than alive I'm waiting for my man Hey, white boy What you doing uptown Hey, white boy You chasing our women around Oh no no, pardon me sir, it's the furthest from my mind I'm just looking for a dear, dear friend of mine I'm waiting for my man Rob from always on the run dot net is so bad and copy paste is a sin Here he comes He's all dressed in black PR shoes and a big straw hat Oh he is never early, he's always late First thing you learn is that you always gotta wait I'm waiting for my man Up to a Brownstone, and up three flights of stairs No, everybody's pinned you, but nobody cares Oh he's got the works, gives you sweet taste Then you gotta split because you got no time to waste I'm waiting for my man I'm waiting for my man I'm waiting for my man Oh baby, don't you worry Darling, don't you bawl and shout Oh I'm feeling good You know I'm gonna work it on out Oh I'm feeling good I'm feeling oh so fine Until tomorrow, but that's just some other time I'm waiting for my man Oh I'm waiting for my man Oh I'm waiting for my man
I'll Be My Mirror (8 in 8) There was a tiny Asian woman screaming in the street today And she was screaming at a person that she obviously hates She was so loud, we heard the screaming with our windows all rolled up And we all looked down the street to see who she was screaming at But there was no one on the sidewalk, so we all looked back at her And we saw in her homeless hands, she held a 1960s mirror A pretty plastic girly one framed in a purple case And she was screaming at herself, and she was spitting in her face Rob from always on the run dot net is so bad and copy paste is a sin And we were scared and we were shaken waiting at the intersection Looking at each other's faces, each one a sad reflection And Casey said she'd seen that woman half a dozen times And that she has a bunch of mirrors, she has lots of different kinds And I wondered what she'd shouted and I wondered what she'd done When the light turned green and someone said we ought to put her in a song And the woman kept on screaming as we left the intersection And the traffic started moving, we changed the conversation And we laugh with nervous laughter at the crazies in the street But it's only 'cause we know it's how we kind of want to be And there's a fraction of a brain cell chain that makes us what we are One false move you're in the mirror, someone's laughing from the car I feel sorry for that woman, she stormed off in the day With a bitter frozen enemy who will never go away And so many of us hate ourselves but never shout in rage We never get to hold a mirror, we never turn the page And I'm lucky I've got people who will hold me in the night And I'm lucky that you love me even though we sometimes fight And I'm lucky that I like myself, but late at night I doubt So I'm scared to look at mirrors, just in case I start to shout I'll be my mirror I'll be my mirror I'll be my mirror I'll be my mirror
Vancouver Birthday Song Attempt It's November sixth, Neil Gaiman Your birthday is in four days
I'll Be Your Mirror (The Velvet Underground) I'll be your mirror Reflect what you are In case you don't know I'll be the wind The rain and the sunset The light on your door To show that you're home When you think the night has seen your mind That inside you're twisted and unkind Let me stand to show that you are blind Please, put down your hands 'Cause I see you Rob from always on the run dot net is so bad and copy paste is a sin I find it hard to believe You don't know The beauty that you are But if you don't Let me be your eyes A hand in your darkness So you won't be afraid When you think the night has seen your mind That inside you're twisted and unkind Let me stand to show that you are blind Please, put down your hands 'Cause I see you I'll be your mirror I'll be your mirror I'll be your mirror I'll be your mirror
Sad Little Portland Birthday Song Attempt In three days it will be your birthday
Caroline Says II (Lou Reed) Caroline says As she gets up off the floor Why is it that you beat me It isn't any fun Caroline says As she makes up her eyes You ought to think more about yourself Think more than just I But she's not afraid to die All her friends call her "Alaska" When she takes speed, they laugh and ask her Rob from always on the run dot net is so bad and copy paste is a sin What is in her mind What is in her mind Caroline says As she gets up from the floor You can hit me all you want to But I don't love you anymore Caroline says While biting her lip Life is meant to be more than this And this is a bum trip But she's not afraid to die All her friends call her "Alaska" When she takes speed, they laugh and ask her What is in her mind What is in her mind She put her fist through the window pane It was such a funny feeling It's so cold in Alaska It's so cold in Alaska It's so cold in Alaska
Blake Says Blake says no one ever really loved him They just faked it to get money from the government And Blake thinks angels grow when you plant angel dust He shakes his head and blinks his pretty eyes But trust me, he's no valentine Though he said he would be mine His heart is in Alaska all the time Blake stays underwater for the most part He collects loose change for All Tomorrow's Parties And when Blake dates girls with tattoos of the pyramids He breaks their hearts By saying it's not permanent But in his velvet mind He believes with all his might We'll all go to Alaska when we die Rob from always on the run dot net is so bad and copy paste is a sin Blake makes friends but only for a minute He prefers the things he orders from the internet And Blake's been having trouble with his head again He takes his pills But never takes his medicine He tells me that he's fine And the sad thing is he's right And when it's two o'clock, it feels like nine Blake says he is sorry he got through to me If it's okay, he'll call right back and talk to the machine Blake says it looks like acid rain today He takes the fish inside He's very kind that way But just like Caroline He doesn't seem to mind The globe is getting warmer all the time It's still cold in Alaska It's still cold in Alaska It's still cold in Alaska
I'm Sticking With You (The Velvet Underground) I'm sticking with you 'Cause I'm made out of glue Anything that you might do I'm gonna do too You held up a stage coach in the rain And I'm doing the same Saw you're hanging from a tree And I made believe it was me I'm sticking with you 'Cause I'm made out of glue Anything that you might do I'm gonna do too There're people going to the stratosphere Soldiers fighting with the Cong Rob from always on the run dot net is so bad and copy paste is a sin But with you by my side I can do anything When we swing, we hang past right or wrong I'll do anything for you Anything you want me too I'll do anything for you Oohoh I'm sticking with you Oohoh I'm sticking with you Oohoh I'm sticking with you Oohoh I'm sticking with you Oohoh I'm sticking with you
Perfect Day (Intro) Hey, Neil Gaiman Dude, you're not a square man You played that iPad pretty good I wish that you lived in my hood It'd be a Christmas party every single day Hey, hey Rob from always on the run dot net is so bad and copy paste is a sin Tomorrow it's your birthday I suppose it could be a worse day And anyway I love you Sorry that this song is so bad Here's your last song by Lou Reed Perfect Day (Lou Reed) Just a perfect day Drink sangria in the park And then later When it gets dark, we go home Just a perfect day Feed animals in the zoo And then later A movie, too, and then home Oh it's such a perfect day I'm glad I spend it with you Oh such a perfect day You just keep me hanging on You just keep me hanging on Just a perfect day Problems all left alone Weekenders on our own It's such fun Rob from always on the run dot net is so bad and copy paste is a sin Just a perfect day You made me forget myself I thought I was someone else Someone good Oh it's such a perfect day I'm glad I spend it with you Oh such a perfect day You just keep me hanging on You just keep me hanging on You're going to reap just what you sow You're going to reap just what you sow You're going to reap just what you sow You're going to reap just what you sow
Theatre Is Evil
Meow Meow Introduces The Grand Theft Orchestra
Meine Damen und Herren Wie könnte ich meine Pulsadern aufschneiden Wenn ich nicht aufhören kann zu tanzen Rob from always on the run dot net is so bad and copy paste is a sin Unverfroren und ganz verloren Direkt aus New York City, the Grand Theft Orchester!
Smile
Smile You can forget about your life Smile You can forget about your life The truth will follow you The truth will follow you The proof will swallow you up Holy shit you got some action Pictures or it didn't happen Smile (smile) Your teeth are broken it's all right Smile (smile) Your teeth are broken it's all right They'll break the best of you They'll break the best of you It makes you beautiful So fists into the lips of fashion Pictures or it didn't happen I had such an awful dream last night Everybody's faces were too tight Please don't leave me In this night less light Rob from always on the run dot net is so bad and copy paste is a sin God I'm going to miss you when you Smile (smile, smile) The end is near and it's high time Smile (smile, smile) The end is near and it's high time The light's amazing man So time your Instagram The rapture swallowing the land But we're the last ones laughing Pictures or it didn't happen Get it 'cause we'll all be dead and No one dead can use a camera I had such an awful dream last night Everybody's faces went all white Everybody in the world was either Getting killed or getting footage of the killing That they sent to surgeons working in the sky I don't wanna I don't wanna go to I don't wanna go to Cali I don't wanna go to California I don't want to die I don't want to die I don't want to die
The Killing Type
I wouldn't kill to win a war I don't get what they do it for It's all so terribly vague I see the pictures from a thousand years of battles And I think it's such a bore I walk New Orleans with a knife Like Mackie hidden out of sight But I'd be useless if they jumped I'm really not the killing type I'm not the killing type I'm not the killing type I'm not I'm not I'm not the killing type I'm not I've got a picture of your mum Before the war when she was young She's got an etching to her right I think it's funny that she's looking to the left and it's her son Rob from always on the run dot net is so bad and copy paste is a sin I wouldn't kill to get you back And I've officially been asked I couldn't kill to save a life I'd rather die a peaceful piece of shit-bait shame-filled coward Thanks I'm not the killing type I'm not the killing type I'm not I'm not I'm not the killing type I'm not But I would kill to make you feel I don't mean kill someone for real I couldn't do that, it is wrong But I can say it in a song, a song, a song And I'm saying it Now I'm saying it So Even if you never hear this song Somebody else would know I'm saying it Now I'm saying it So Even if you never hear this song somebody else will know Know know know I just can't explain how good it feels I just can't explain how good it feels I just can't explain how good it feels I just can't describe I once stepped on a dying bird It was a mercy killing I couldn't sleep for a week I kept feeling its breaking bones I heard That if you see a star at night And the conditions are just right And you are standing on a cliff Then you can close your eyes And make a wish And take a step And change somebody's life I'm not the killing type I'm not the killing type I'm not I'm not I'm not the killing type I'm not But I would kill to make you feel I'd kill to move your face an inch I see you staring into space I wanna stick my fist into your mouth and twist your arctic heart Yes I would kill to make you feel I don't mean kill someone for real I couldn't do that, it is wrong But I can say it in a song a song a song And I'm saying it Now I'm saying it So Even if you never hear this song somebody else will know I'm saying it Now I'm saying it So Even if you never hear this song somebody else will know Know know know I just can't explain how good it feels I just can't explain how good it feels I just can't explain how good it feels I just can't describe ibe ibe ibe Die die die die die die die die I'm not the killing type
Do It With A Rockstar
(Amanda Palmer & The Grand Theft Orchestra) (Now I lay me down to sleep) Do you wanna dance Do you wanna fight Do you wanna get drunk and stay the night (No regrets, noblesse oblige) Do you wanna dance Do you wanna fight Do you wanna get drunk and stay the night Do you wanna smoke till our throats are sore Make out and then talk and then make out some more Do you wanna dance Do you wanna fight Do you get wanna drunk and stay the night Do you wanna know all the things I do Where I'm all alone and thinking about you Do you wanna Do you wanna Do you wanna Do you wanna Do you Do you Do you Do you Do you Do you Do you Do you wanna go back home Your animals are all alone Oh there's a chicken waiting on the stove And your cousin left his DVD of "Swinging In The 70s" And do you wanna go back home Check your messages and charge your phone Oh are you really sure you wanna go When you could do it with a rock star, do it with a rock star Rob from always on the run dot net is so bad and copy paste is a sin Wait, wait, wait I'll be fine in a minute Oh oh oh Wait, wait, wait I'll be fine in a minute Fine in a minute I don't want your body just a part to listen to INXS All the practice in the world Won't get me good at loneliness-less Loneliness-less, loneliness-less-less-less-less Rob from always on the run dot net is so bad and copy paste is a sin Do you wanna dance Do you wanna fight Do you wanna get drunk and stay the night Do you want to see all my cavities Talk about the crisis in the Middle East Do you wanna get really terrified Icecaps are all melting and we're gonna die Do you wanna cry I can make you cry Do you wanna hit me baby one more time Do you wanna Do you wanna Do you wanna Do you wanna Do you Do you Do you Do you Do you Do you Do you Do you wanna go back home Your animals are all alone Oh there's a chicken waiting on the stove And your cousin left his DVD of "Swinging In The 70s" Or do you wanna go back home Check your messages and charge your phone Oh are you, really sure you wanna go When you could do it with a rock star, do it with a rock star Wait, wait, wait I'll be fine in a minute Oh oh oh Wait, wait, wait I'll be fine in a minute Wait, wait, wait (Do you wanna go back home) I'll be fine in a minute Oh oh oh Wait, wait, wait (Do you wanna go back home) I'll be fine in a minute Fine in a minute Fine in a minute Fine in a minute Fine in a minute Fine in a minute Fine in a minute Fine in a minute Fine in a minute Fine in a
Want It Back Hearts on a string like an older-fashioned phone can Bang ringy ring and you think you're gonna get some Thing you can bring to a party at your wake not Thinking of the thing that you pay back when you take it Take it Like rats in a cage pushed the button got the shock trick Snickers in your bag had your number but I lost it Bets are all off you're a lily-livered giver indie In the hidden costs you're a sucker and you win It doesn't matter if you want it back You've given it away You've given it away It doesn't matter if you want it back You've given it away Away away away Away away away oh He's already on the outskirts I'm still pulling at his sweatshirt He says fate is not a factor I'm in love with every actor So once when you're gone and I wanna do it backwards Just like the song we're addicted to the L-word Up past your head down your back around your ankles Ready for attack you're upstaged and then you're strangled Cringe like you're cursed with your wrecking ball-y necklace I saw it first and I crushed it with my hamfist High for the contest who's the better not see Eye to eye to eye Now you're blind and you can't catch me Rob from always on the run dot net is so bad and copy paste is a sin Catch me if you can (He's already on the outskirts) If you can (I'm still pulling on his sweatshirt) If you can (He says fate is not a factor) If you can (I'm in love with every actor) It doesn't matter if you want it back You've given it away You've given it away It doesn't matter if you want it back You've given it away You've given it away It doesn't matter if you want it back You've given it away You've given it away It doesn't matter if you want it back Away away away Away away away oh He's already on the outskirts I'm still pulling at his sweatshirt He says fate is not a factor I'm in love with every actor He's already on the outskirts I'm still pulling at his sweatshirt He says fate is not a factor I'm in love with every actor I will let you go if you will let some I will let you go if you will let somebody I will let you go if you will let somebody love you I will let you go if you will let somebody love you like I will let you go if you will let somebody love you like I do Like I do Like I do
Grown Man Cry We're standing on the threshold Of a decent conversation When I can hear the door slam I know the face you're making And I really want to talk to you I really really wanted to But once you get your mind made up There is no getting through to you For a while it was touching For a while it was challenging Before it became typical And now it really isn't interesting To see a grown man cry To see a grown man cry I'm lying on the sofa And the radio is blaring And I'm scanning through the stations As the boys declare their feelings Rob from always on the run dot net is so bad and copy paste is a sin But it doesn't feel like feelings It feels like they're pretending It's like they just want blowjobs And they know these songs will get them And I really want to talk to you I really really wanted to But I've learned my lesson now And you're not the one I'm turning to And for a while it was touching And for a while it was challenging Before it got habitual And now it really isn't interesting To see a grown man cry To see a grown man cry I was the first to warn you I lay myself before you I was the first to warn you I put myself before you We're standing on the corner And you're throwing down the gauntlet It is not a life decision We just need to pick a restaurant After all this you should know you Well enough not to get into it I should learn but I'm an idiot You only want an argument And for a while it was touching It was almost even comforting Before it became typical And now it really is not interesting To see a grown man cry To see a grown man cry To see a grown man throw a temper fit To see a grown man cross his arms and sit As if the whole wide world would end If he was not a part of it But at the same time with no confidence Never realizing the consequence He's having on the ones he loves Because he thinks he can make no difference We are standing on the threshold Of a decent conversation When I can hear the door slam I know the face you're making And I really want to talk to you I really really wanted to But this time I am giving up I am simply giving up on you
Trout Heart Replica
They've been circling They've been circling Since the day they were born It's disturbing How they're circling Fifty feet from the pond Pretty often Pretty often I don't wanna be told It's a problem It's a problem It's a problem I know And I won't keep what I can't catch In my bare hands without a net It's hard enough to walk on grass So conscious of the consequences And they've been jerking They've been jerking In a pail by the dock I know that oxygen might Make them blossom and die But I'm not going to talk Rob from always on the run dot net is so bad and copy paste is a sin Feed them details Feed them emails They'll eventually grow But it's not working It's not working Not as far as I know And killing things is not so hard It's hurting that's the hardest part And when the wizard gets to me I'm asking for a smaller heart And I got you And I thought that I caught you Now I'll ruin it all Feeling helpless Acting selfish Being human and all And they're jumping And they're jumping But they'll never get out Just keep touring Just keep on ignoring Be a good little trout And the butcher stops and winds his watch And lays their lives down on the block He raises up his hatchet and the Big hand strikes a compromise Wait, we'll trade you Wait Please, just one more day And then we'll go with No complaining No complaining No complaining Stop Come And they're cutting And they're cutting And I think that I know And they're gutting And they're gutting And I think that I know And it's beating Look, it's beating And I don't want to know And it's beating Look, it's still beating God, I don't want to know And killing things is not so hard It's hurting that's the hardest part And when the wizard gets to me I'm asking for a smaller heart And if he tells me no I'll hold my breath Until I hit the floor Eventually I know I'm doomed To get what I am asking for Now my heart is exactly the size Of a six-sided die cut in half Made of ruby red stained glass Can I knock you unconscious As long as I promise I'll love you And I'll make you laugh And my heart is exactly the size Of a six-sided die cut in half Made of ruby red stained glass Can I knock you unconscious As long as I promise I'll love you And I'll make you laugh
Lost
I lost my wallet I lost my wallet and I'm lost dear I swear I had it I had it on me when we got here Let's go to Vegas Let's get a karaoke backroom I'll never find it I wanna shout into the vacuum That's nothing's ever lost forever It's just caught inside the cushions of your couch And when you find it, you'll have such a nice surprise Rob from always on the run dot net is so bad and copy paste is a sin Nothing's ever lost forever It's just hiding in the recess of your mind And when you need it, it will come to you at night Oh! I miss the yellow I miss the yelling and the shakedown I'm not complaining I got a better set of knives now I miss my drummer My dead step-brother and the pit crowd And Chuck and Matty If they could see me they'd be so proud But nothing's ever lost forever It's just caught inside the cushions of your couch And when you find it, you'll have such a nice surprise Nothing's ever lost forever It's just hiding in the recess of your mind And when you need it, it will come to you at night Oh! The wake is over We gotta leave because they said so I want to tell you I want to tell you but you're dead so Golden light So way up high So wave good-bye Tonight you'll find That's nothing's ever lost forever It's just caught inside the cushions of your couch And when you find it, you'll have such a nice surprise Nothing's ever lost forever It's just hiding in the recess of your mind And when you need it, it will come to you at night No one's ever lost forever When they die they go away But they will visit you occasionally Do not be afraid No one's ever lost forever They are caught inside your heart If you garden them and water them They make you what you are No one's ever lost forever When they die they go away But they will visit you occasionally Do not be afraid No one's ever lost forever They are caught inside your heart If you garden them and water them They make you what you are
Bottom Feeder Why you always kickin' up the sand Always kickin' up the sand God man you're angry and it makes my eyes hurt Why you always kickin' up the sand Kickin' up the sand You block your sister so the sunbeams miss her Why you always raggin' on the man Always raggin' on the man It just makes you look like a sad-sack actor Why you always raggin' on the man Raggin' on some system you think killed him But you're so so backwards Why you gotta be like that You're never gonna bring him back Big fish, little fish Fixin' in the dark If I had one wish, just a wish Throw me in the water 'Cause I wanna be a bottom feeder Why you always hatin' on the cabs Always hatin' on the cabs Just means the cabs are coming that less faster Why you always hatin' on the cabs You shake your fist at God You ain't even noticing that they're all passin' Why you gotta bitch about the band Bitch about the band You know he loved 'em and they kept him laughin' Why you gotta bitch about the band Bitch about the band You ain't even listening and man they're not askin' Why you gotta be like that You're never gonna bring him back Big fish, little fish Shootin' in the dark If I had one wish, just a wish Throw me in the water 'Cause I wanna be a bottom feeder Wanna be a bottom feeder Why you always dyin' in the bath Always dyin' in the bath Just makes me nervous that the lizard king kissed you Why you always dyin' in the bath Dyin' in the bath It's awful quiet and it makes me miss you Why you gotta be like that You're never gonna bring him back Big fish, little fish Dyin' in the dark If I had one wish, just a wish Throw me in the water 'Cause the cabs ain't comin' Yeah the sun's not shinin' Yeah the bath keeps runnin' Yeah it keeps on rainin' But the band keeps playin' Yeah the band keeps playin' Yeah the band keeps playin' Yeah the band keeps playin'
The Bed Song
Exhibit A: We are friends in a sleeping bag Splitting the heat we have one filthy pillow to share And your lips are in my hair Someone upstairs has a rat that we laugh at And people are drinking and singing Van Halen and Slayer On a ukulele dare Exhibit B: Well, we found an apartment It's not much to look at, a futon on the floor Torn off desktop for a door All the decor's made of milk crates and duct tape And if we have sex they can hear us through the floor But we don't do that anymore And I lay there wondering what is the matter Is this a matter of worse or of better You took the blanket so I took the bed sheet But I would have held you if you'd only let me Rob from always on the run dot net is so bad and copy paste is a sin Exhibit C: Look how quaint and how quiet and private Our paychecks have bought us a condo in town It's the nicest flat around You picked a mattress and had it delivered And I walked upstairs and the sight of it made my heart pound And I wrapped my arms around me And I stood there wondering what is the matter Is this a matter of worse or of better You walked right past me and straightened the covers And I would still love you if you wanted a lover And you said, "All the money in the world Won't buy a bed so big and wide To guarantee that you won't accidentally touch me in the night" Then I said, "You must be right" Exhibit D: Now we're both mostly paralyzed Don't know how long we've been lying here in fear Too afraid to even feel I find my glasses and you turn the light out Roll off on your side like you've rolled away for years Holding back those king-size tears And I still don't ask you what is the matter Is this a matter of worse or of better You take the heart failure I'll take the cancer I've long stopped wondering why you don't answer Exhibit E: You can certainly see How fulfilling a life from the cost and size of stone Of our final resting home We got some nice ones right under a cherry tree You and me lying the only way we know Side by side and still and cold And I finally ask you what was the matter Was it a matter of worse or of better You stretch your arms out and finally face me You say I would have told you If you'd only asked me If you'd only asked me If you'd only asked me
Massachusetts Avenue Every time I walk along this street I think of you And given it's the city's major thoroughfare I'm screwed Taking an alternative's a little hard to do It's the street I live on Massachusetts Avenue There's the crosswalk where a milk truck almost ran me down The day I finally saw you when you got back into town I don't know if you saw me 'cause I turned so quick around Hiding into traffic clearly dying to be found Do you remember crying in the park and shutting up Do you remember running and me trying to catch up Do you remember loving me more than I could be loved I chased you for so long and when I caught you I gave up Rob from always on the run dot net is so bad and copy paste is a sin There's no other way to get to work After all these years it just gets worse Memories so dull and well-rehearsed Storrow drive is pretty in the springtime Storrow drive is pretty in the fall You don't have to go home in a straight line You don't have to go back home at all There's the cemetery where I broke your heart in two And there's the pair of stones that we had laughed was me and you I stared at them a long time and I asked if it was true If I still really loved you and they answered, "Yes, you do" I do People come and go but these four lanes will never move Little peach and ex's jeeps eventually die too Even if the Russians came and named it something new It would always look like Massachusetts Avenue Storrow drive is pretty in the springtime Storrow drive is pretty in the fall You don't have to go home in a straight line You don't have to go back home at all Storrow drive is pretty in the springtime Storrow drive is pretty in the fall You don't have to go home in a straight line You don't need to be alone at all
Melody Dean I never met a lady quite as pretty as Melody Dean And when I laid my head down on her heart it beated out your name And so I had to listen to her heartbeat several hundred times And she was very nice about it held my hand and didn't mind I never put my foot in the same river twice I don't like getting wet You take the good, you take the bad, you take it all and that is all you get The fact is that you would rather I be lonely in a bathtub with a book The fact is you would rather I sat pining on our pictures from New York New York, New York, New York But I get torn to pieces for the stupidest reasons All I want's to love the one I'm with just like the song says Rob from always on the run dot net is so bad and copy paste is a sin I don't like picking sides I don't like sticking my cherona in a box I like to spread her out on different crackers, yeah, I like the way she looks And when I go to bed at night with Melody undressing in my head To get to sleep you know that I would rather be undressing you instead Instead, instead, instead I never met a lady quite as pretty as Melody Dean And even though I know you are a little bit angry with me You know that it is you I love and you I want to get me off But you can only do that when you're here and right now you are not I never met a lady quite as pretty as Melody Dean And even though I know you are a little bit angry with me You know that it is you I love and you I want to get me off But you can only do that when you're here and right now you are not I never cross the continental divide without thinking about you I am a tree that's carved up with her name she is a warrior tattoo And the fact is you're selective about what you can remember for a start The fact is you're just jealous as all get out we can do it in the dark The dark, the dark, the dark But I get torn to pieces for the stupidest reasons All I want's to love the one I'm with just like Steven still says I never met a lady quite as pretty as Melody Dean And even though I know you are a little bit angry with me You know that it is you I love and you I want to get me off But you can only do that when you're here and right now you are not I never met a lady quite as pretty as Melody Dean And even though I know you are a little bit angry with me You know that it is you I love and you I want to get me off But you can only do that when you're here and right now you are not I never met a lady quite as pretty as Melody Dean And even though I know you are a little bit angry with me You know that it is you I love and you I want to get me off But you can only do that when you're here and right now you are not I never met a lady quite as pretty as Melody Dean And even though I know you are a little bit angry with me You know that it is you I love and you I want to get me off But you can only do that when you're here and right now you are not
Berlin Your bicycle's chained to the fence outside There's plenty of offers but you won't ride How you pedal in those is a miracle, a miracle And you laugh at yourself as you speed through the red lights Oh Berlin Nobody knows where you've been In the space where your brain and your heart collide You're convinced there's a practical place that you can hide And you laugh at the bell hop hysterical, hysterical With your bag full of dresses and butcher's knives Oh Berlin Nobody knows where you've been But they all look so ugly and mean when you're sober You've auctioned away all your crimson and clover And ronny leaves lines out and lights up the curtain You know what you're doing, you know it for certain Rob from always on the run dot net is so bad and copy paste is a sin The last thing I was they were reading your rights If you're gonna go down, then you're going down fighting As long as you're bent and as long as they're watching You're gonna make rent, you got no other option What Did you think you were worth my while Did you think I would cramp my style That if I had a say in it That I'd sit here and bite my lip and listen What Do you think that I come off bored Paid a fortune to be ignored Did you think that I come here Out of the goodness of my own heart To work on an assembly line of broken hearts Not supposed to fix them only strip and sell the parts Oh oh oh Oh oh oh It's hard to work on an assembly line of broken hearts Not supposed to fix them only strip and sell the parts It's hard to work on an assembly line of broken hearts Not supposed to fix them only strip and sell the parts Your bicycle's chained to the fence outside There's plenty of offers but you won't ride How you pedal in those is a miracle, a miracle And you laugh at yourself as you speed through the red lights
Olly Olly Oxen Free So You wanted That's what you geet for wanting You got it That's what you get for getting Forgotten You're gardening a rotting bed of ray-gun era icons So Let's start it Let's start it from the minute you felt it You felt it like a prison, a panic You felt it like that coffee scene from Moscow on the Hudson So Be honest It's not as if you're happy about it It's not as if you're animatronic It's not as if you couldn't cry out any time you wanted Olly olly oxen free All the people you will never be Olly olly oxen free Olly olly olly olly olly olly olly olly Fate You call it You color it the color you want it You carpet it that's awful convenient You paint yourself a nice white room with stripes and matching curtains Rob from always on the run dot net is so bad and copy paste is a sin So You forfeit You cannot build a river across it You cannot hold your own heart hostage Yo do not have the strength to gag yourself in every closet The wrong place, wrong mind, timing's always bad You're such a sad case misplaced Renaissance inventor of a world wide heartbreak Taking it in stride 'cause you're an expert, aren't you Aren't you just a dime, a dozen murderous Monosyllabic moron with no sense of purpose Working on your songs all night to justify your worthlessness To anyone who's watching it they only saw your alter egos Pretty in the shop windows where you got auctioned hours ago Olly olly oxen free All the people you will never be Olly olly oxen free Olly olly olly olly higher than the king can See no evil, hear no evil Capture me and throw the key See no evil, hear no evil Capture me and throw the key away Throw the key away So It's over You're lying in a coffin of clutter Your father and your sister, your drummer All sorting through your soft cell tapes and lifesaver collection And You wonder You wonder if you could've done better You wonder if you should've surrended Before you learned that nobody actually wants a fucking martyr Didn't you, didn't you Didn't, didn't you see Didn't you, didn't you Didn't, didn't you seen Didn't you, didn't you You didn't, you didn't see me Didn't you, didn't you You didn't, you didn't see me Olly olly oxen free All the people you will never be Olly olly oxen free Olly olly olly olly higher than the king can See no evil, hear no evil Capture me and throw the key See no evil, hear no evil Capture me and throw the key away Throw the key away Throw the key away
Denial Thing (Theatre of Evil Deluxe Edition) Why not kill a 12-year-old or two You better do it now Before it gets a chance to get you blue Well, you're doing the best you can You really are a handsome man And I always thought that look was good for you You're gonna dodge the fuzz, the Mexico You won't go blind And that cigarette'll make you grow, grow, grow You've got such a lovely bed What a very nice trail of dead Did you think it wouldn't happen If you acted like you didn't know? Well, it's happening right now It's happening right now You just can't fake your way around it, kid You're gonna keep on getting killer karma if you keep it hid Well, you've dug this grave for months I'm just giving you a little shove And now you're innocently asking what you did Well, you're doing it right now You're doing it right now Oh, I'll miss you, and all the best to you Oh, I'll miss you, and all the best to you Hope the whole denial thing works out Oh, even when you tried to disappear You shouted so loud for help that you could never hear Oh, always wondering what went wrong Singing everybody else's songs Well, it doesn't matter now Well, it doesn't matter now Oh, I'll miss you, and all the best to you Oh, I'll miss you, and all the best to you Hope the whole denial thing works out Hope the whole denial thing works out
The living room (Theatre of Evil Deluxe Edition) Forty-seven strings are pulled By this angelic "beating" girl And it breaks our hearts to hear The music that comes out of her. Shoulders hang on folded chairs This will be our church tonight We have dug out foxholes here Not an atheist in sight. Laughing shaking taking oaths Breaking sacramental cups We pour the magic in our coats Thinking it can leave with us. But it's the wrong way out Twenty steps but it's so harming When they talk out loud Bend to brace your fingers on me I've been breathing evil air Sharing needles with the sky Looking up remembering Regina said they're just old light. But you somehow understood My oversaturated skin You held your hand up to my neck And played me like a Theremin I see London I see France And all the things that we won't do And if I never leave this chair Maybe I can go with you. But it's a long way out Twenty steps but it's so harming When they talk out loud Bend to brace your fingers on me It's a long way out Past the bar and past the awning Past the easy crowd Back into the end We have found our solace here In this unexpected place Like a startled, dying man Kneels in prayer just in case And while the night sky sadly lit All that you were sleeping through Death took my friend Benjamin But he left his keys with you So I'll kiss the air instead As not to disturb your sleep And if you never wake my love Maybe you can come with me But it's a long way out Twenty steps but its so harming When they talk out loud Bend to brace your fingers on me It's a long way out Past the bar and past the awning Past the easy crowd Back into the end of harmony Back into the end of harmony Back into the end of harmony Back into the end
Ukulele Anthem
(Theatre of Evil Deluxe Edition) Sid Vicious played a four-string Fender bass guitar and couldn't sing And everybody hated him except the ones who loved him A ukulele has four strings, but Sid did not play ukulele He did smack and probably killed his girlfriend Nancy Spungen If only Sid had had a ukulele, maybe he could have been happy Maybe he would not have suffered such a sad end He maybe would have not done all that heroin instead He maybe would've sat around just singing nice songs to his girlfriend So play your favourite cover song, especially if the words are wrong 'cos even if your grades are bad, it doesn't mean you're failing Do your homework with a fork And eat your Froot Loops in the dark And bring your etch-a-sketch to work And play your ukulele Ukulele small and forceful Brave and peaceful You can play the ukulele too - it is painfully simple Play your ukulele badly, play your ukulele loudly Ukulele banish evil Ukulele save the people Ukulele gleaming golden from the top of every steeple Lizzie Borden took an axe, and gave her mother forty whacks Then gave her father forty-one, and left a tragic puzzle If only they had given her an instrument, those puritans Had lost the plot completely See what happens when you muzzle A person's creativity And do not let them sing and scream And nowadays it's worse 'cause kids have automatic handguns It takes about an hour to teach someone to play the ukulele About same to teach someone to build a standard pipe bomb You do the math! So play your favourite cover song, especially if the words are wrong 'cos even if your grades are bad, it doesn't mean you're failing Do your homework with a fork And eat your Froot Loops in the dark And bring your flask of Jack to work And play your ukulele Ukulele, thing of wonder Ukulele, wand of thunder You can play the ukulele, too In London and down under Play Joan Jett, and play Jacques Brel And Eminem and Neutral Milk Hotel The children crush the hatred Play your ukulele naked And if anybody tries to steal your ukulele, let them take it Imagine there's no music, imagine there are no songs Imagine that John Lennon wasn't shot in front of his apartment Now imagine if John Lennon had composed "Imagine" on the ukulele Maybe people would have truly got the message You may think my approach is simple-minded and naïve Like if you wanna change the world then why not quit and feed the hungry But people for millennia have needed music to survive And that's why I've promised John that i will not feel guilty So play your favourite Beatles' song And make the subway fall in love They're only $19.95, that isn't lots of money Play until the sun comes up And play until your fingers suffer Play LCD Soundsystem songs on your ukulele Quit the bitching on your blog And stop pretending art is hard Just limit yourself to three chords And do not practice daily You'll minimize some stranger's sadness With a piece of wood and plastic Holy fuck it's so fantastic, playing ukulele Eat your homework with a fork And do your Froot Loops in the dark Bring your etch-a-sketch to work Your flask of Jack Your vibrator Your fear of heights Your Nikon lens Your mom and dad Your disco stick Your soundtrack from "Karate Kid" Your Ginsu knives Your rosary Your new Rebecca Black CD Your favourite room Your Bowie knife Your stuffed giraffe Your new glass eye Your sousaphone Your breakfast tea Your Nick Drake tapes Your giving tree Your ice cream truck Your missing wife Your will to live Your urge to cry Remember we're all gonna die So play your ukulele!
From St. Kilda To Fitzroy
(Theatre of Evil Deluxe Edition) Come in my thoughts Stomach in knots, and then Steps, grass, gate, door Oh, you perfect stranger Elastic breaking dawn Last night's outfit on From St. Kilda Towards St. Kilda West Start my walk of shamelessness Nice street, coffee, sore feet, diary Construction men, whistling "Hey, sweetheart, where've you been?" Paper shop, buy a pen What a pretty neighborhood Stop short, remember him Biting hard between my legs Then no more talk inside my head Delicious feeling like I'm dead For just a second, shutting up A fire shock all in my gut I want to feel it over all the time I want to feel it over all the time Come back again Stop making friends It's a lot like Chapstick The effect wears off quick Nice street, coffee, sore feet, diary Construction men, maybe eat Quick, consider motherhood Luna park, smiling head Call Melissa, dinner plans Walking by the esplanade Feel my stomach in his hands (I want to feel it over all the time)
Video Games (Lana Del Rey cover / Violitionist Sessions) Swinging in the backyard Pull up in your fast car Whistling my name You open up a beer And you say, "Get over here And play a video game" I'm in his favourite sun dress Watching me get undressed Take that body downtown, honey I say you the bestest Lean in for a big kiss Put his favourite perfume on Go play a video game It's you, it's you, it's all for you Everything I do I tell you all the time Heaven is a place on earth with you Tell me all the things you want to do They say that you like the bad girls Honey, is that true It's better than I ever even knew They say that the world was built for two Only worth living if somebody is loving you Honey, now you do Rob from always on the run dot net is so bad and copy paste is a sin Swinging in the old bars Singing with the old stars Living for the fame Kissing in the blue dark Playing pool and wild darts Video games He holds me in his big arms Drunk and I am seeing stars This is all I think of Watching all our friends fall In and out of Old Paul's This is my idea of fun Playing video games It's you, it's you, it's all for you Everything I do I tell you all the time Heaven is a place on earth with you Tell me all the things you want to do They say that you like the bad girls Honey, is that true It's better than I ever even knew They say that the world was built for two Only worth living if somebody is loving you Honey, now you do It's you, it's you, it's all for you Everything I do I tell you all the time Heaven is a place on earth with you Tell me all the things you want to do They say that you like the bad girls Honey, is that true It's better than I ever even knew They say that the world was built for two Only worth living if somebody is loving you Honey, now you do Now you do
Provanity
(Theatre of Evil Deluxe Edition) I have been pro-vanity since i was 10 I put your altars in an eye shadow den In the bag I didn't drop, there were no cherry lollipops But cherry lips, smack her, I sawed her off Marry many picked a pepper on and Cameras are rolling back and forth on the rocks And I'm sick of your smile And I'm sick of your face And I'm sick of your meaningless blather And I'm sick of your hair, and I wish it weren't there It's a awfully delicate matter There is no place I would rather be killed Than in my own backyard on my own propane grill In the lie I didn't stop a little candy-coated boy was caught And I felt bad as I ripped him off Many prizes can reward a child for good behavior But you should be wary of those that involve love And I'm sick when I breathe And I wish you would leave At the very least, quit the contractions It's not wrong, I mean, Christ, but I don't think it's right To just slice for a piece of the action Oh, what a wonderful party Oh, what a comfortable home Oh, what a wonderful body So what's in the bottle, what's in the bottle? (It is so comfortable) I have been pro-vanity since I could know No one will ever care to see what I don't show In the room I kept her locked she grew up talking just like me I thought she would be different and withstand the shock Imitating what she knew she consequently grew Into a pair of M40s and seventh-hand shoes And I'm sick of myself And I wish you could help Have a shot with me, pull up a ladder Oh, it sounds like that spirit we haven't been hearing Since 1916 when the dada came dearing And maybe you'd be happy To be pro-vanity
Assistant
(Theatre of Evil Deluxe Edition) Step inside this magic tent Seven wonders, 50 cents Watch the man without a face Disappear without a trace You can't manage by yourself Well, I am just the girl to help You're no good at telling lies Your hands are quicker than your eyes But do you see what I see? Do you see what I see? Aren't you such a clever man Showing off your sleight of hand? Well, everyone knows you're not true They blindly play along with you But you don't hear what I hear You don't hear what I hear Stick a pin in it C'mon, he's asking for it Stick a pin in it C'mon, he's asking for it You keep your slate left very clean Four blades that split a girl in three Well, I just wink and smile and wave Left in pieces there for days But I know something you don't I know something you don't Stick a pin in it C'mon, he's asking for it Stick a pin in it C'mon, he's asking for it Stick a pin in it I'm getting sick of this Can't stand the lights And I can't stand the sight of blood Stick a pin in it Hey, honey, picture it They're gonna love this one They're gonna eat it up Stick a pin in it I'm getting sick of this I want my mom and dad Go get a new assistant Go get a new assistant Go get a new assistant Go get a new assistant Go get a new assistant
Not mine
(Theatre of Evil Deluxe Edition) Everyone says it'll laugh like you Everyone says it'll get your smile Well I'm the only one who knows you never loved me baby Not a single solitary time Not a single solitary time Everyone says it'll have your temper Everyone says it'll have your eyes Well I'm the only one who knows where you were sleeping baby And I really wouldn't be surprised I really wouldn't be surprised Everybody tells me that I'm crazy Saying I'm too young to have a baby But maybe the jokes on you this time Maybe the jokes on you this time And everyone will say that I'm a liar Everyday the swallowing gets tighter Keeping this a secret has been murder And I'd like to get on with my life I'd like to get on with my life Everyone says it'll laugh like you Everyone says it'll get your smile Well I don't even know if you're the father But there isn't anyway its mine
Strung Out In Heaven
Blackstar (Feat. Anna Calvi) In the villa of Ormen In the villa of Ormen Stands a solitary candle In the centre of it all In the centre of it all Your eyes On the day of execution On the day of execution Only women kneel and smile At the centre of it all at the centre of it all Your eyes Your eyes In the villa of Ormen In the villa of Ormen Stands a solitary candle At the centre of it all At the centre of it all Your eyes Your eyes Something happened on the day he died Spirit rose a metre and stepped aside Somebody else took his place and bravely cried I'm a blackstar I'm a blackstar How many times does an angel fall How many people lie instead of talking tall He trod on sacred ground, he cried loud into the crowd I'm a blackstar I'm a blackstar I'm not a gangster I can't answer why I'm a blackstar Just go with me I'm not a filmstar I'm-a take you home I'm a blackstar Take your passport and shoes I'm not a popstar And your sedatives, boo I'm a blackstar You're a flash in the pan I'm not a marvel star I'm the great I am I'm a blackstar, way up, oh honey I've got game I see right so white, so open-heart it's plain I want eagles in my daydreams, diamonds in my eyes I'm a blackstar I'm a blackstar Something happened on the day he died Spirit rose a metre and stepped aside Somebody else took his place, and bravely cried I'm a blackstar I'm a star star I'm a blackstar I can't answer why I'm not a gangster But I can tell you how I'm not a flam star We were born upside-down I'm a star star Born the wrong way 'round I'm not a white star I'm a blackstar I'm not a gangster I'm a blackstar I'm a blackstar I'm not a pornstar I'm not a wandering star I'm a blackstar I'm a blackstar In the villa of Ormen Stands a solitary candle At the centre of it all Your eyes On the day of execution Only women kneel and smile At the centre of it all Your eyes Your eyes Space Oddity (Feat. Neil Gaiman) Ground Control to Major Tom Ground Control to Major Tom Take your protein pills And put your helmet on Ground Control to Major Tom (Ten, nine, eight, seven, six) Commencing countdown, engines on (Five, four, three, two) Check ignition and may God's love be with you (One, liftoff) This is Ground Control to Major Tom (You've) You've really made the grade And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear Now it's time to leave the capsule if you dare This is Major Tom to Ground Control I'm stepping through the door And I'm floating in a most peculiar way And the stars look very different today For here Am I sitting in a tin can Far above the world Planet Earth is blue And there's nothing I can do Though I'm past one hundred thousand miles I'm feeling very still And I think my spaceship knows which way to go Tell my wife I love her very much she knows Ground Control to Major Tom Your circuit's dead, there's something wrong Can you hear me, Major Tom Can you hear me, Major Tom Can you hear me, Major Tom Can you Here am I floating round my tin can Far above the Moon Planet Earth is blue And there's nothing I can do Ashes To Ashes Do you remember a guy that's been In such an early song I've heard a rumour from Ground Control Oh no, don't say it's true They got a message from the Action Man "I'm happy. Hope you're happy, too. I've loved. All I've needed: love. Sordid details following." The shrieking of nothing is killing me Just pictures of Jap girls in synthesis And I ain't got no money and I ain't got no hair But I'm hoping to kick, but the planet is glowing Ashes to ashes, funk to funky We know Major Tom's a junkie Strung out in heaven's high Hitting an all-time low Time and again I tell myself I'll stay clean tonight But the little green wheels are following me Oh no, not again I'm stuck with a valuable friend "I'm happy. Hope you're happy, too." One flash of light But no smoking pistol I've never done good things I've never done bad things I never did anything out of the blue Want an axe to break the ice Wanna come down right now Ashes to ashes, funk to funky We know Major Tom's a junkie Strung out in heaven's high Hitting an all-time low My mama said, "To get things done You'd better not mess with Major Tom" My mama said, "To get things done You'd better not mess with Major Tom" My mama said, "To get things done You'd better not mess with Major Tom" My mama said, "To get things done You'd better not mess with Major Tom" My mama said, "To get things done You'd better not mess with Major Tom" My mama said, "To get things done You'd better not mess with Major Tom" My mama said, "To get things done You'd better not mess with Major Tom" My mama said, "To get things done You'd better not mess with Major Tom" My mama said, "To get things done You'd better not mess with Major Tom" Heroes (Feat. John Cameron Mitchell) I, I wish you could swim Like the dolphins, like dolphins can swim Though nothing, nothing will keep us together We can beat them forever and ever Oh we can be heroes just for one day I, I will be king And you, you will be queen Though nothing will drive them away We can be heroes just for one day We can be us just for one day I, I can remember (I remember) Standing by the wall (by the wall) And the guns shot above our heads (over our heads) And we kissed as though nothing could fall (nothing could fall) And the shame was on the other side Oh we can beat them forever and ever Then we could be heroes just for one day We can be heroes We can be heroes We can be heroes just for one day We can be heroes Helden (Single Version) (Feat. John Cameron Mitchell) Du, könntest du schwimmen Wie Delphine, Delphine es tun Niemand gibt uns eine Chance Doch können wir siegen für immer und immer Und wir sind dann Helden für einen Tag Ich, ich bin dann König Und du, du Königin Obwohl sie unschlagbar scheinen Werden wir Helden für einen Tag Wir sind dann wir an diesem Tag Ich, ich glaubte zu träumen (zu träumen) Die Mauer im Rücken war kalt (so kalt) Schüsse reißen die Luft (reißen die Luft) Doch wir küssen, als ob nichts geschieht (nichts geschieht) Und die Scham fiel auf ihrer Seite Oh wir können sie schlagen für alle Zeiten Dann sind wir Helden für diesen Tag Dann sind wir Helden Dann sind wir Helden Dann sind wir Helden nur diesen Tag Dann sind wir Helden nur diesen Tag
You Got Me Singing
You Got Me Singing (Leonard Cohen & Patrick Raymond Leonard) You got me singing Even though the news is bad You got me singing The only song I ever had You got me singing Ever since the river died You got me thinking Of the places we could hide You got me singing Even though the world is gone You got me thinking I'd like to carry on You got me singing Even though it all looks grim You got me singing The Hallelujah hymn You got me singing Like a prisoner in a jail You got me singing Like my pardon's in the mail You copy you paste you lose You got me wishing Our little love would last You got me thinking Like those people of the past You got me singing Even though the world is gone You got me thinking I'd like to carry on You got me singing Even though it all went wrong You got me singing The Hallelujah song Amanda : I was happy with that. Are you happy with that? Jack: I'm, I'm pretty much happy. Amanda: Well, we're happy with it. Wynken, Blyken And Nod (Lucy & Carly Simon) Wynken and Blynken and Nod one night Sailed off on a wooden shoe Sailed down a river of crystal light Into a sea of dew Where are you going and what do you wish The old moon asked the three Well, we're going out fishing for herring fish That live in the beautiful sea Nets of silver and gold have we Said, Wynken and Blynken and Nod The old moon laughed and sang a song As they rocked in their wooden shoe And the wind that sped them all night long Ruffled the waves of dew While the little stars were the herring fish That lived in the beautiful sea Cast your nets wherever you wish Never a feared are we So sang the stars to the fishermen three Wynken and Blynken and Nod You copy you paste you lose All night long their nets they threw To the stars in the twinkling foam Then down from the skies came the wooden shoe Bringing the fishermen home T'was all so pretty a sight it seemed As if it could not be And some folks thought t'was a dream They dreamed of sailing the beautiful sea But I will name you the fishermen three Wynken and Blynken and Nod Now Wynken and Blynken are two little eyes And Nod is a little head And the wooden shoe that sailed the skies Is a wee one's trundle bed So close your eyes while mother sings Of the beautiful sights that be And you will see the wonderful things As you rock in your misty sea Where the old moon rocked the fishermen three Wynken and Blynken and Nod Again (Melanie Safka) Nothing for me to do But be alone Tonight Maybe I'll sit and write 'Cause if I don't The ones I met won't Be my friends for life Where did I put my paper and pen Well, I'm looking around Again My room is a mess I can't find the address Of the ones I like best Again You copy you paste you lose Nothing for me to do But be alone Again Where did I put my friend I lost the address Of the place I like best And I'm looking around Again Nothing for me to do Well, I'm looking around Again Where did I put my friend I lost the address Of the place I like best And I'm looking around Again Nothing for me to do But be alone Tonight Maybe I'll sit and write 'Cause if I don't The ones I met won't Be my friends for life
1952 Vincent Black Lightning (Richard John Thompson) Said Red Molly to James, "That's a fine motorbike A girl could feel special on any such like" Said James to Red Molly, "Well, my hat's off to you It's a Vincent Black Lightning, 1952 And I've seen you at the corners and cafes, it seems Red hair and black leather, my favourite colour scheme" And he pulled her on behind And down to Boxhill they did ride You copy you paste you lose Said James to Red Molly, "Here's a ring for your right hand But I'll tell you in earnest, I'm a dangerous man I've fought with the law since I was seventeen And I robbed many men to get my Vincent machine Now I'm twenty-one years and I might make twenty-two And I don't mind dying, but for the love of you And if fate should break my stride Then I'll give you my Vincent to ride" "Come down, come down, Red Molly", called Sergeant McRae "For they've taken young James Adie for armed robbery Shotgun blast hit his chest, left nothing inside Oh come down, Red Molly, to his dying bedside" When she came to the hospital, there wasn't much left He was running out of road, he was running out of breath But he smiled to see her cry And he said, "I'll give you my Vincent to ride" Says James, "In my opinion, there's nothing in this world Beats a 52 Vincent and a redheaded girl Now Nortons and Indians and Greeves won't do Ah they don't have a soul like a Vincent 52" And he reached for her hand and he slipped her the keys He said, "I've got no further use for these I see angels on Ariels in leather and chrome Swooping down from heaven to carry me home" And he gave her one last kiss and died And he gave her his Vincent to ride Louise Was Not Half Bad (Tom T Hall / written by Paul Siebel) They all said Louise was not half bad It was written on the walls and window shades As though she'd act the little girl The deceiver, don't believe her, that's her trade You copy you paste you lose Sometimes a bottle of perfume Flowers and maybe some lace Men brought Louise ten cent trinkets Their intentions were easily traced Everybody knew at times she cried Other women like Louise, they get by And everybody thought it kind of sad When they found Louise in her room They'd all put her down below their kind Still some cried when she died that afternoon Louise rode home on the mail train Somewhere south, I heard it said Too bad it ended so ugly Too bad she had to go that way The wind is blowing cold tonight Good night, Louise, good night Good night, Louise, good night Black Boys On Mopeds (Sinéad O'Connor) Margaret Thatcher on TV Shocked by the deaths that took place in Beijing It seems strange that she should be offended The same orders are given by her You copy you paste you lose I've said this before now You said I was childish and you'll say it now "Remember what I told you If they hated me, they will hate you" England's not the mythical land of Madame George and roses It's the home of police who kill black boys on mopeds And I love my boy and that's why I'm leaving I don't want to be aware that there's any such thing as grieving Young mother down at Smithfield Five AM, looking for food for her kids In her arms she holds three cold babies And the first word that they learned was "please" These are dangerous days To say what you feel is to dig your own grave "Remember what I told you If you were of the world, they would love you" England's not the mythical land of Madame George and roses It's the home of police who kill blacks boys on mopeds And I love my boy and that's why I'm leaving I don't want to be aware that there's any such thing as grieving
All I Could Do (Kimya Dawson cover / Feat. Jack Palmer) I played a show a few weeks ago It's getting harder and harder to sing And it is hard to focus on my guitar Playing when inside a baby is kicking At first I was sad and scared 'Cause this is all I know how to do Then John and Peter played standing up Sometimes something will change And that change will change you Then I thought back to six years ago When Brian Pilkton told me to play He gave me a car, a typewriter, a guitar All I could do before that was count days You copy you paste you lose Then I thought back to before my coma Rehab in Tacoma, my junkie roommates All that I knew how to do was put cigarettes Out on my self, I took pills and I drank And I thought back to when I was fifteen How I was squeaky clean and I wanted to die I was feeding the homeless while combating loneliness All that I could do was keep living a lie Then I thought back to that twelve-year-old poet How she didn't know it was what she would be All she could do was hide under her bed Scared to death that somebody might read her diary See, I have changed and I'll keep on changing And maybe my songwriting will suffer But it's okay if at the end of the day All I can do next is be a good mother See, I have changed and I'll keep on changing And maybe my songwriting will suffer But it's okay if at the end of the day All I can do next is be a good mother In The Heat Of The Summer (Phil Ochs) In the heat of the summer While the pavements were burning The soul of a city was ravaged in the night After the city sun was sinking You copy you paste you lose No need to ask how it started Why the windows were shattered Another black kid faced down in the road Whose life did not seem to matter Down the street they were rumbling All the tempers were raging Oh where, oh where were the white silver tongues Who forgot to listen to the warnings On and on they were coming Bricks and bottles were flying And the loudspeaker drowned like a whispering sound Compared to the angered emotions "No, no, no," moaned the mayor "That's not the way of the order Stay in your homes, please, leave us alone We'll be glad to talk in the morning" "For shame, for shame," wrote the papers "Why the hurry to your hunger Now the rubble is resting on your broken streets You see what your rage has unraveled" And when the fury was over Shame was replacing the anger So wrong, so wrong, but it's gone out so long We had to make somebody listen In the heat of the summer In the heat of the summer In the heat of the summer In the heat of the summer Pink Emerson Radio (Kathleen Edwards) Painted over the walls The saddest colour of blue Posters covered in glass Favorite curbside grab Red Valentine's card Stuck on the mirror to keep Record player made of tubes Spinning Tommy by The Who There's no time to waste There's no time to wait You copy you paste you lose Keys on the hook by the door For the truck sold years ago Standing guitars in the case Filling up closet space Vintage 40's wardrobe Pink Emerson radio Old lace dress I bought in the store Motorcycle boots on the floor There's no time to waste There's no time to wait Sirens up on the street Smoke is burning my eyes And the neighbours are screaming at me I can only carry one thing I could only carry one thing There's no time to waste There's no time to wait There's no time to waste There's no time to wait Skye Boat Song (Traditional) Speed, bonnie boat, like a bird on the wing "Onward!," the sailors cry Carry the lad that's born to be King Over the sea to Skye Loud the winds howl, loud the waves roar Thunderclouds rend the air Baffled, our foes stand by the shore Follow they will not dare Speed, bonnie boat, like a bird on the wing "Onward!," the sailors cry Carry the lad that's born to be King Over the sea to Skye Though the waves leap, soft shall ye sleep Ocean's a royal bed Rocked in the deep, Flora will keep Watch by your weary head Speed, bonnie boat, like a bird on the wing "Onward!," the sailors cry Carry the lad that's born to be King Over the sea to Skye You copy you paste you lose Many's the lad fought on that day Well, the Claymore it wield When the night came, silently lay Dead on Culloden's field Speed, bonnie boat, like a bird on the wing "Onward!," the sailors cry Carry the lad that's born to be King Over the sea to Skye Burned are their homes, exile and death Scatter the loyal men Yet ere the sword cool in the sheath Charlie will come again Speed, bonnie boat, like a bird on the wing "Onward!," the sailors cry Carry the lad that's born to be King Over the sea to Skye Glacier (John William Grant & Thorarinsson Birgir) You just want to live your life The best way you know how But they keep on telling you That you are not allowed They say you are sick That you should hang your head in shame They are pointing fingers And want you to take the blame There are days when people are So nasty and convincing They say things beyond belief That sting and leave you wincing And to boot they say their words Come straight down from above And they really seem to think That what they're doing counts as love This pain It is a glacier moving through you And carving out deep valleys And creating spectacular landscapes And nourishing the ground With precious minerals and other stuff So, don't you become paralyzed with fear When things seem particularly rough Don't you pay them fuckers as they say no, never mind They don't give two shits about you It's the blind leading the blind What they want is commonly referred to as theocracy And what that boils down to is referred as hypocrisy You copy you paste you lose Don't listen to anyone; get answers on your own Even if it means that sometimes you feel quite alone No one on this planet can tell you what to believe People like to talk a lot and they like to deceive This pain It is a glacier moving through you And carving out deep valleys And creating spectacular landscapes And nourishing the ground With precious minerals and other stuff So, don't you become paralyzed with fear When things seem particularly rough Oh this pain It is a glacier moving through you And carving out deep valleys And creating spectacular landscapes And nourishing the ground With precious minerals and other stuff So, don't you become paralyzed with fear When things seem particularly rough I Love You So Much (Noah Britton) I can't draw And I can't paint I can't write I'll never be a saint You copy you paste you lose But I can sing And I can say I love you so much I love you so much I love you so much I love you so much I can't read Your favorite philosophies I can't sculpt Something beautiful for you to see But I can sing And I can say I love you so much I love you so much I love you so much I love you so much I love you so much I love you so much I love you so much I love you
I CAN SPIN A RAINBOW Pulp Fiction We came here as a matching set The six of us, just us six innocents A blind date at the fiction May I peek through your blue eyes The night is white the lights are flashing And the six us of are hot Although it's March, you'll find us splashing Where the rest of you would not The room just keeps on spinning as the bad boys play roulette I lost a shoe, but I keep winning No contusions no regret Because it's better to be hammered than a useless rusty nail It's all the sixes, and we're set, into the morning Abigail I'm on my knees Not praying Is there anybody down there Sorry, please It's taken You won't find anybody in here We're flying at the fiction on a night you won't believe Free spirits flailing in the fountain And near nothing underneath It's like the movie where she gets the guy And takes the plane and leaves The tragic facts of life for losers for a life less ordinary They all shoot horses, don't they Sure we're doomed to drop I don't care how long it takes Just need to make it to the shops So can you help me cause I need it Got my head stuck in this pail The weekend's young, and I am trying Turn the light on Abigail I'm on my knees Not playing Can't find anybody in here For pity's sake, what would I have to Take for you to listen So please don't shout Stop shaking Don't take any pictures I'm so sorry, Abby, really Being blinded by the fiction Shala's Missing Page I have a little vial A little plastic vial I keep it in my pocket Deep down where no one sees it I've carried it for twenty Two and a half years and we Touch through the tall electric Fence wearing masks and blankets My father always told me To keep a glass of pepper So I could fight the night men So I could sleep forever If they found my hiding spot I'll tell you where I keep it locked At night the code is 3-2-1 Be brave Share it with our sons The crack of dawn and rifling We heard the sound of engines It was the wind perhaps the Living room floor collapsing My father always told me To say a little prayer Before I lay my head down Before the men take over Eyes tight, one step, I stumble Into a night dressed navy I promised, and you promised I see our children waving Three, two, one Be brave The Shock Of Kontakt Astrid, do you recall the Sundays at the Spa with double straws From a carton with a heart on Who could ask for more You'd assure me you'd support me As I tried to write that novel In the hovel we called home You'd mow the lawn You'd pay the bills You touched me there You touched me there The shock of kontakt kept us warm The shock of kontakt kept us warm The shock of kontakt kept us warm Astrid, you kept your word You never said a word As I ripped up the pages Spent your wages Entertaining friends you hated Making bombs I planted them in galleries Your salary it was wasted (oh, how criminal) They cut the power They pulled the plug They took away the phone We're quite alone We share a candle in the cellar Oh, you touched me there The shock of kontakt kept us warm The shock of kontakt kept us warm The shock of kontakt kept us warm Warm, warm, warm, warm And Astrid, as sure as blue skies always turn to grey They came with guns I tried to run And you took all the blame They took you and I never said a word And now you never say a word As I lean through the bars I whisper my apologies Oh, jesus you stare clean through me You cut me down Still, I touch you there I touch you there The shock of kontakt keeps us warm I touch you there The shock of kontakt keeps us warm Beyond The Beach I cannot recommend the cherries hanging low from this old tree They glow on moonless nights and taste a bit like paraffin It's been a decade since it happened, and we're told we can return But maybe best to boil the water, ignore the after burn I have an extra hand to hold you with I have an even tan to show off with A chest like Annapurna A heart of precious stone Maybe a slow burner but there's steel in them dry bones Mountain man learned to be patient In a world that keeps mutating My, oh my, just look how we have grown And the Geiger counter's ticking Mountain man is coming close Been two years, the baby's kicking A hundred little toes Mountain man may be a virgin Aren't we all The Clock At The Back Of The Cage We used to talk all the time The blindfolded bodies you stacked in the barn And they told you not to look behind you The elephants walk in a line The ringmaster takes off his hat to the queen And she opens her mouth as they file inside You used to tell me the hurt The way they would strap you In freezing white basements And wire your heart til your hopefulness burst The queen cannot fit through the arch So she strips off your sisters and tells you to march And you fall in line with your hands on your throat The parade of paralysis starts The ringmaster heads into town for the day When they were just little he'd staked them in place They're free now to roam And they're free to run home But they've lost the idea of escape How they crowned you Weighted and drowned you How they made you numb No bandage around you I've found and unwound you Now how to make you run And the queen she is falling apart She clutches the bannister shaking in shock At the ugliness of her own heart The ugliness of her own heart I had a dream that we talked We went to the White Cliffs and went for a walk And I counted the times that our true loves had died And you took my hand and looked over the side And we saw your body down there Getting taken away by the tide Now they're all gone but you've stayed The door is unlatched, but you are not afraid There's a nice patch of straw and a comfortable cage The door is unlatched, but you're not afraid There's a nice patch of straw and a comfortable cage How they crowned you Weighted and drowned you How they made you numb No bandage around you I've found and unbound you Now how to make you run, run, run, run, run The Changing Room Carolina Caterpillar's curled up on a leaf Counting all the new friends that are on her list to leave Cocoons aren't made for communes She needs her wings to spread A forest of old lovers Not enough for playing dead "It's not easy being inconclusive" Carolina said The sink tastes like an ashtray Never washed, and upside down "Get a life" says old aunt agony She turns the volume down Teleports back to the bathroom Where she might be found Reclining Venus, extra furs So fine in such a gown "It's not easy being inconvenient" Carolina frowned Now she'll purr like Eartha Kitt with bloody nails Laetitia's whips The cat stares from the pillow Never judging, only sits If she learned how to be patient No need to bite her tail The Oracle, she's ancient She did not inhale Carolina Caterpillar slips from hive to hive She stops off at the pink dot to get cigarettes and flies She knows she's got an hour before something in her dies "It's not me, it's you, and that's what's tragic" Carolina sighs The Jack Of Hands Charity begins at homes For those too sick Those indisposed Footsteps in the corridor Little Johnny's playing dead They gave the Jack of Hands the key He's free to tread and lift the sheets He'll be dressed in white they said But I don't believe in angels When the good son rises When we hear the birds Little Johnny's curled up and crying Alas a touch disturbed The Jack of Hands is far away He's opening a school They'll offer him a chariot But Jack prefers to walk Dangerous Hush now Hush now Jack is coming Jack is coming Shush now Shush now Like you're sleeping Like you're sleeping He's carrying his special box No one ever asks what's in it No more suffer little children Jack'll fix it Jack'll fix it It's Jack the national treasure Jack's beating on his chest He's flying off to Africa Cause Africa's the best They'll cordon off the airport Because the crowd is vast And Jack will play the trinity He'll be home at last Still I don't believe in angels Prithee : Liquidation Day You make the sun shine Keep me warm at night Sometimes you are my guiding light When I'm weak or desperate You'll stretch out your hand It's a hand that offers courage It's a hand that calms me down And leads me to a land that we Discovered countless years ago Still young enough to change This wicked world So tell me angel, where to now Shall we chase rainbows Ride the stars by night Stay close Be my second sight Show me our tomorrows 'Cause I can't dream alone Good Queen Regina has a baby Needs to shop with just one arm The retinue is panicking She stays completely calm Despite the flying mandarins The rattling tine, the all-encompassing alarm Because it's Liquidation Day Ma'am's one with the people The Lady Grey is floating And the camera's zooming in And baby's loudly choking as synthetic violins provide a sense of dignity And keep it neat And mute the screams Liquidation Day Ma'am's one with the people And everything must go Royal trucks have blocked the road The cordon's set in stone Yet her subjects stand there waving The flags are at half price 'Cause it pays to advertise And everybody's nice They're craving (craving) Good Queen Regina blows a kiss To show she's just like one of us Never fully understood the need for all the fuss Prefers to be the first not part of that ignoble rush That ignoble rush Liquidation Day It's liberating, hey To be one all the… Rainbow's end I am a little blue-ish dot Lost in a sea of grey The red of streets around me In a box has gone away Nothing loads it only spins And the child-lock keeps me in The signal flashes green And then decays I maybe should have just ignored that little voice inside You know, the aimless one that counts to three then whispers, "Drive" The one word that was uttered At the moment that it mattered I would leave then Hoping someday I'd arrive (I'd arrive) I reached out for the shiny button But it wouldn't scan I heard a voice from in the static shouting About a land Where the highways form a spiral And the stories all go viral For a day that lasts a lifetime In a frozen block of sand I am blinking in the night He is turning to the right "We will get there in the end" He whispered Reaching for a light I am sinking in the grey It is not night It is not day "I will take you where you wanted to go" He said And then we drove away We're somewhere on the telly In the middle of a road The story can't be finished 'Cause this picture still won't load They say that I'm not breathing But I simply don't believe them And as soon as this is working I will make him take me home Home Home Home
THERE WILL BE NO INTERMISSION The Ride Everyone's too scared to open their eyes up But everyone's too scared to close them Everyone's frightened they don't know what's coming But everyone's frightened of knowing Everyone's reading the rules of engagement And everyone's starting to doubt them Everyone’s reaching to put on a seatbelt But this kind of ride comes without them I want you to think of me sitting and singing beside you I wish we could meet all the people behind us in line The climb to the crest is less frightening with someone to clutch you But isn't it nice when we're all afraid at the same time And it's just a ride It's just a ride And you've got the choice to get off any time that you like It's just a ride It's just a ride The alternative's nothingness, might as well give it a try Everyone's terrified that they'll be justified By the collapse that will happen Everyone's placing their bets just in case The whole thing's a profound disappointment Everyone's trying to stay on the side Where the water's just boiling more slowly Frogs in a pot, well, that's one thing I've got At least some of the frogs in here know me I want you to think of me sitting and singing beside you The chain pulls us up and we know that we’re all gonna dive The blur and the noise of the screaming can blind and distract you But isn't it nice when we all can scream at the same time And it's just a ride It's just a ride And you've got the choice to get off any time that you like It's just a ride It's just a ride The alternative's nothingness, might as well give it a try And as we all go down And as we all go round And as we pitch from side to side Everything is gonna be all right Everyone's getting real scared to come out Because coming out’s going down badly Feel the city breaking and everybody shaking And I just want someone to hold me Some are too scared to let go of their children And some are too scared now to have them Suicide, homicide, genocide, man That's a fuck ton of sides you can choose from I want you to think of me sitting and singing beside you I wish we could meet all the people who got left behind The ride is so loud it can make you think no one is listening But isn't it nice when we all can cry at the same time And it's just a ride It's just a ride And you've got the choice to get off any time that you like It's just a ride It's just a ride The alternative's nothingness, might as well give it a try And as we all go down And as we all go round And as we switch from side to side Everything is gonna be just fine Everyone you love is gonna die Hopefully this song will come remind you That it's just a ride It's just a ride From the sister you miss To the father you don't wanna write It's just a ride It's just a ride From the lover you left To the one that you're frightened to find It's just a ride It's just a ride From the baby you lost To the one that you're growing inside Come on out, darling And don't you cry It's just a ride
Drowning In The Sound You worship the sun And you're aching for change But you keep starving your heart And you used to have sisters You don't anymore You worship the sun But you keep feeding the dark And I'm out in the yard with my son and daughter And the sky is all black and I think we should start running Running from the water And everybody's yelling Yelling that they're coming But I don't see a single soul They're all so busy yelling Not one of them is hearing The hissing from the bottom of the boat I got some feelings up my sleeve I got a compass in my arm I got a needle in my heart It's gonna tell us where we are South by southwest Two miles from town I can't get out I can't look down If you can hear If you're around I'm over here I'm over here I'm watching everyone I love Drowning in the sound You worship the sun But the moon's in the way So get your armaments out She's always looking for trouble She's gonna get what's been coming to her She's switching the tides And we can't have that shit around The television They're blaring out a warning That our natural state is drowning That our natural state is burning And you're trying to help And you're clicking for change And you're calling it out And you're adding your name And you're marching for peace But you're lynching the bitch That got up in your face How else they gonna take you seriously South by southwest Two miles from town I can't get out I can't look down If you can hear If you're around I'm over here I'm over here I'm watching everyone I love Drowning in the sound Your body is a temple And the temple is a prison And the prison's overcrowded And the inmates know it's flooding And the body politic is getting sicker by the minute And the media's not fake It's just very inconvenient Do you ever feel like this should be officially the end And that you should be the one to do the ending But you can't Do you ever feel like everyone is slowly letting go Do you ever feel that That incredibly alone And they're saying not to panic And it's like a broken record (As if anybody knows what that is) And they're saying that we'll manage It's the hottest one on record And they're saying that That's just the way it is Now I can taste it coming I can taste it with my tongue And my children are so heavy But I pick them up and run And I know I'll have to swim soon When the water gets too high I'll keep holding them above me I'll keep holding them and crying South by southwest Two miles from town I can't get out I can't look down If you can hear If you're around I'm over here I'm over here I'm watching everyone I love Everyone I love Everyone I love Drowning in the sound You worship the sun And you're aching for change But you keep starving your heart You used to have sisters You don't anymore You worship the sun But you keep feeding the dark
The Thing About Things I have loaned a lot of things to a lot of friends Like dresses, and records, and books And a lot of the time, I never see them again And in a weird way I think that that works 'Cause the thing about things is they start to turn evil When you start to forget what they’re for So if you're not sure what you did with my sweater I'll just have to love you a little bit more I had a ring that belonged to my grandfather He was a Mason and gay And he was distant and bitter for all of my childhood We never had much to say He wasn't the type to give tokens of affection So I stole the ring when he died And then twenty years on, when I lost it in a bar I thought "That's fine, I don't want him in my life" 'Cause the thing about things is that they can start meaning things Nobody actually said And if he couldn't make something mean something for me I had to make up what it meant I can carry everything I need in one collapsing suitcase I can carry everyone I love in one phone application Built to maximize the face time Of the friends I'm bent on making Actually, I want to be alone To mourn the loss Of what it cost I think it's a poem, and I think it keeps going And I've borrowed and loaned lots of things And three nights ago, in the bar where I lost it The bartender gave me the ring And I lay in bed with my phone in my hand Thinking "What can I fix with which app?" And I call my grandfather, but he doesn't answer And I have to make peace with that fact 'Cause the thing about things is that they can start meaning things Nobody actually said And if you're not allowed to love people alive Then you learn how to love people dead The thing about things is that they can start meaning things Nobody actually said And if you're not allowed to love people alive Then you learn how to love people dead
Judy Blume People keep asking me why I do things like I do And in all of this measuring influence I forgot you You and me lying behind the Monhegan Hotel And you told me things that nobody around me would tell That was the summer when everyone touched me at once It was like one day they ignored me, the next, they were all down my pants But you were in bed with me, safe, before anyone else You open beside me and held me when I needed help You and me lying together at night in my room You've been inside me forever, Judy Blume I couldn’t carry a tune but I thought I could sing And no one had told me yet thoughts were a good or bad thing But I started noticing grown-ups would smile and cringe And you taught me that you could say anything you could think I don't remember my friends from gymnastics class But I remember when Deenie was at the school dance Buddy feeling her up in the locker room Margaret, bored, counting hats in the synagogue Davey was stirring the tea that she wouldn’t drink Tony was watching his so-called friend shoplifting All of them lived in my head, quietly whispering "You are not so strange" I don't remember the details of seventh grade All I remember is lying and being afraid But I won't forget Katherine and Michael going all the way Steph on the scale in the bathroom alone that day Karen pretending to puke so her dad would stay Margaret arguing with God while she masturbated All of them mixed up in my head like a love letter All of them saying, "Amanda, you know better You are not to blame The world's a frightening place So go on and think how you want You will not be alone with your thoughts Well, you will but you won't in a way 'Cause a girl thought it too in a book that the library bought" People will keep asking me why I do things like I do And from now on I'll tell them Nick Cave, and I'll talk about you Judy, I can't believe sometimes that I'm an adult And the girls like I was think that I have this shit figured out You and me lying together at night in my room You'll be inside them forever, Judy Blume
Bigger On The Inside (feat. Zoe Keating) You'd think I'd shot their children From the way that they are talking And there's no point in responding Cause it will not make them stop And I am tired of explaining And of seeing so much hating In the very same safe haven Where I used to just see helping I've been drunk and skipping dinner Eating skin from off my fingers And I tried to call my brother But he no longer exists I keep forgetting to remember That he would have been much prouder If he saw me shake these insults off Instead of getting bitter.... I am bigger on the inside But you have to come inside to see me Otherwise you're only hating Other people's low-res copies You'd think I'd learn my lesson From the way they keep on testing My capacity for pain And my resolve to not get violent But though my skin is thickened Certain spots can still be gotten It is typically human of me Thinking I am different To friends hooked up to hospital machines To fix their cancer And there is no better place than from this Waiting room to answer The French kid who wrote an e-mail To the website late last night His father raped him and he's scared He asked me How do you keep fighting? And the truth is I don't know I think it's funny that he asked me Cause I don't feel like a fighter lately I am too unhappy You are bigger on the inside But your father cannot see You need to tell someone be strong And somewhere some dumb rock star truly loves you You'd think I'd get perspective From my view here by the bedside It is difficult to see the ones I love So close to death All their infections and prescriptions And the will to live at all in question Can I not accept that my own problems Are so small You took my hand when you woke up I had been crying in the darkness We all die alone but I am so, so glad That you are here You whispered: "We are so much bigger on the inside, You, me, everybody Some day when you're lying where I am You'll finally get it, beauty We are so much bigger Than another one can ever see But Trying is the point of life So don't stop trying Promise me."
Machete I have never liked the box of knives You said was a paradox because you're kind But withstood a childhood that robbed you blind Of love that was safe and so you learned to fight I have never liked the box of knives You said was a paradox because you're kind But withstood a childhood that robbed you blind Of love that was safe and so you learned to fight I have never liked the box of knives You said was a paradox because you're kind But withstood a childhood that robbed you blind Of love that was safe and so you learned to fight What do I do with this stuff It seems like yesterday I called you up I had a terrible case of the past I didn't know how to get it off I didn't know how to get it off And you took your machete And you sliced through the vines that wrapped around me And you said, "I don't know what I'm doing So I’ll just keep on cutting It's worth a little blood to get your arms free" I have never liked the box of knives You said was a paradox because you're kind But withstood a childhood that robbed you blind Of love that was safe and so you learned to fight I have never liked the box of knives You said was a paradox because you're kind But withstood a childhood that robbed you blind Of love that was safe and so you learned to fight What do I do with this stuff It seems like yesterday I was in love I kept on hardening the soft spots up I didn't know how to get them off I didn't know how to get them off And you took your machete And you hacked through the wood in the surrounding And you said "I don't know where I'm going I just know that I'm heading From the dead things piling up behind me And you took your machete And you carved out a path to my chest And you said, "See? There's nothing not worth keeping You've felt so many beatings But nothing's gonna work if you believe me Nothing's gonna work if you believe me" I have never liked the box of knives You said was a paradox because you're kind But withstood a childhood that robbed you blind Of love that was safe and so you learned to fight I have never liked the box of knives You said was a paradox because you're kind But withstood a childhood that robbed you blind Of love that was safe and so you learned to fight I have never liked the box of knives I took it to the oceanside the day you died I stood out on the dock, no matter how hard I tried I couldn't drop it in and I collapsed and cried What do I do with this stuff It seems like yesterday you were alive And it's as if you never really died And it's as if you never really died And you took your machete You said, "Boo, guess who But seriously, beauty" You said, "See? You get the drill now, don't you It's not a will or won't you Can't keep making symbols out of nothing" So I took your machete And I sliced off your head And you laughed, and you said, "See? It's just like anti-matter It's Dumbo's magic feather You don't need me here to cut you You don't need me here to cut you You don't need me here to cut you You don't need me here to cut you You don't need me here to cut you free"
Voicemail For Jill Jill, it's Amanda, just waving from London I know that you're going tomorrow, the hardest decision And I've been on the side of the phone for a month And I know you're in hell and you know that I know what you're feeling Life's such a bitch isn't it When you have a baby, they throw you a party And then when you die they get together for a cry But no one's gonna celebrate you No one's gonna bring you cake And no one's gonna shower you with flowers The doctor won't congratulate you No one on that pavement's gonna Shout at you that your heart also matters I'm not sure that you'll get this in time I don't know if you're checking your voicemail at all, but in case it's the morning And you're off of the green line and walking through Copley I want you to stop for a second, I want you to listen You don't need to offer the right explanation You don't need to beg for redemption or ask for forgiveness And you don't need a courtroom inside of your head Where you're acting as judge and accused and defendant and witness It's a strange grief but it's grief Look at all the women in the street You know the statistics, Jill Even though they may not help Isn't it amazing How we can never tell Who is in an identical hell No one's gonna celebrate you No one's gonna bring you cake And no one's gonna shower you with flowers The doctor won't congratulate you No one on that pavement's gonna Shout at you that your heart also matters No one's gonna compliment you No one's gonna nod their heart And wink in league with what you are pursuing No one's gonna tie surprise balloons Onto your desk at work And no one's gonna ask you how you're doing But I'll be back in Boston by next Thursday Why don't I come over I can bring some friends if you want us to come We can bring you cake and we can bring you flowers We can bring you wine and we can talk for hours Ukulele by request We'll throw you the best Abortion shower
A Mother's Confession Our son is four months old his name is Anthony or Ash for short And he's too small to do things by himself We were in L.A. over Christmas in a rental and we jury-rigged a place To change his diapers on a shelf I was peeing in the bathroom and had left him for a second Cause I thought he couldn't move and he was safe As I came out I saw him falling in slow motion to the floor It was probably the worst moment of my life And then I accidentally stole a thing of chapstick from the safeway I didn't see it 'til I got out to the car I would have usually returned it but I was overwhelmed And late to take the baby to my cousins which was far away In my defense, I'd bought like $87 worth of groceries And the chapstick was a $1.99... I know it wasn't the right thing to use To use my newborn child as an excuse But it felt like a real reason at the time And as I pulled out of the parking lot I cried And as I pulled onto the highway I said "right… At least the baby didn't die...right? At least the baby didn't die..." And then we went to Sarasota To see Neil's cousin Helen For her birthday she just turned ninety-nine We were also there for Sidney Who was ninety-four two days before But he was sick, so mostly it was Ash and Helen time She survived the Warsaw ghetto And she always says "I love you" When she sees you 'cause she knows you never know She'd worked for months while I was pregnant On a gorgeous handmade blanket Her almost-hundred-year-old hands crocheting every row I'd been emailing her pictures of the baby and the blanket Every day since she had sent it in the mail But they were of one that someone else had knitted She was really nice about it Then I went and shoplifted a pair of stupid sunglasses From Goodwill (they were on my head I'd tried them on and left them there) But that's not really bad compared to When we left the baby in the car At least he wasn't in there very long And not directly in the sun And thank god no-one walking by happened to notice what we'd done I'm even scared to put these lyrics in a song But Everything is relative and everyone's related I can't do that much right now But take care of this baby I figure everything's technically all right If at least this baby doesn't die (I'd also like his dad alive... so honey... careful when you drive) And then I took a plane to Washington alone So we could visit Jason Webley who's his godfather He's playing the accordion I couldn't wait to see him and share tales of my disasters Over dinners in his houseboat when I saw I'd lost my passport So I got a rush appointment at the place where you replace them And I drove the baby in and on the way I got a speeding ticket When the cop came to the window I was shaking and I said "I'm sorry" But you couldn't hear me that's how loud the sound of screaming was Cause he was hungry and I think that I was speeding Cause I panic when I hear him cry My god what kind of a mother am I And as I pulled out of the breakdown lane I cried And as I pulled out on the highway I said "right At least the baby didn't die, right? At least the baby didn't die." While I was waiting for my passport I was hungry so I twittered for good coffee in the neighborhood And there I saw a woman who was sitting at the bar And it was noon and she was drinking And she called across the diner at me "How old is your baby?" And she smiled at us nursing And she said she had a daughter who was grown And then she paused And said she also had a son And when I'd paid and was about to leave I picked him up and crossed the room and touched her sleeve I said, "Hey, this baby wanted to say hi." And she held him tight and she started to cry And I'm sorry that this story's gotten long And that everybody's crying in this song And as I got back in the car I turned the radio and heater on And sat there with the baby in the back And they were talking about Syria and climate change and ISIS And the candidates' positions on Iraq I feel so useless in this universe I know I could be doing worse I'm trying hard to stay at peace inside I know it's hard to be a parent But my flaws are so gigantic I wonder if I should have had a child And as I pulled out of the parking lot I cried And as I pulled out on the highway I said "Right At least the baby didn't die Right At least the baby didn't die [EVERYBODY:] At least the baby didn't die! right?! At least the baby didn't die! (I may not make it to the passport place on time!) At least the baby didn't die (And they might suspend my license for a while!) At least the baby didn't die (And I might get caught for retroactive theft!) At least the baby didn't die (And I might get turned into the DSS!) But at least the baby didn't die."
Look Mummy No Hands (Dilly Keane Cover / Live) Remember the fair, mum The two of us there, mum By the merry-go-round I stood there entranced As the bright horses danced To a magical sound Just a dollar for pleasure untold And I rode in a whirl of scarlet and gold Look mummy, no hands I'm riding the roundabout all by myself Look mummy, no hands I called as I passed her, faster and faster Hold on tight darling, she called out in fear But I laughed and pretended that I couldn't hear How careless we are when we're young Remember the years Of the sulks and the tears Do you recall I hated you when you said Be back by ten I knew it all Always asking to know what I'd done When as far as I knew, I was just having fun Look mummy, no hands I know how to take good care of myself Look mummy, no hands Please, don’t be a bore, 'cause I know the score She tried to warn me, but I didn't heed her I was grown up, and I didn't need her How careless we are when we're young Remember the daughter And all that you taught her
Death Thing Let's try to end on a pleasant note You've ended endless things, and you know how it goes You lick your wounds, put them in a jar on a shelf You lick a stamp on a letter to your old self You always liked being good at things, didn't you Isn't it funny what a person can get used to And now, just look what you've done I hope you're happy, you've beaten everyone I think it's fair to say the word is all over town Did he answer? No Did he answer? No Did he answer? No Not even a whisper, no So it's over, yes So you know the drill You're the expert You're the expert You're the expert Congratulations You've really got this death thing down You're really good at making introverted people calm First grade fourth place standing broad jump Violent and velvet painting, slaughtering an ego taming You clocked a thousand hours, baby, you can master all of them You can take an everlasting love and you can have it You don't always get to pick what you get good at Now, look how far you've come You used to need them, and now you could lose everyone Without even blinking an eye So go on, put on your crown Did she answer? No Did she answer? No Did she answer? No Not a single heartbeat, no So it's over, yes So you know the drill You're the expert Congratulations You've really got this death thing down You've really got this death thing down You've really got this death thing down You've really got this death thing down Jai guru deva om Yeah, you've really got this death thing down She's grown up at last With a child of her own She struggles alone As the years all rush past But now you're not there to answer her call You're not there to catch her when she stumbles and falls Look mummy, no hands I'm having to do it all by myself Look mummy, no hands I used to dismiss you, now I just miss you As my child grows away from me, I feel my heart sinking I look back and smile, and I find myself thinking How careless we are when we're young
FORTY-FIVE DEGRESS: A BUSHFIRE CHARITY FLASH RECORD My Favourite Things (Bushfire Edition) Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens Brown paper packages tied up with strings These are a few of my favorite things Cream colored ponies and crisp apple strudels Door bells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings These are a few of my favorite things Boys in white dresses with blue satin sashes Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes Silver white winters that melt into springs These are a few of my favorite things When the dog bites, when the bee stings When I'm feeling sad I simply remember my favorite things And then I don't feel so bad Rain never falling and whisked away kittens Evacuations and cars people live in Kangaroos burning and birds with no wings These are a few of my favorite things Beautiful sunsets ironically colored Homes with no power and kids with no mothers Smug politicians with necks we could wring These are a few of my favorite things Boris and Megxit and Scotty and ISIS And bushfires and wildfires and climate and crisis Silver white icebergs that melt into springs These are a few of my favorite things When the dogs die, when the bees die When I'm feeling blue I simply remember my favorite things Oh no, I'll be dead like you
Beds Are Burning (Crystal Tears cover / Feat. Missy Higgins) Out where the river broke The bloodwood and the desert oak Holden wrecks and boiling diesels Steam in forty-five degrees The time has come To say fair's fair To pay the rent To pay our share The time has come A fact's a fact It belongs to them Let's give it back How can we dance when our earth is turning How do we sleep while our beds are burning How can we dance when our earth is turning How do we sleep while our beds are burning The time has come To say fair's fair To pay the rent now To pay our share Four wheels scare the cockatoos From Kintore, east to Yuendemu The Western Desert lives and breathes In forty-five degrees The time has come To say fair's fair To pay the rent To pay our share The time has come A fact's a fact It belongs to them Let's give it back How can we dance when our earth is turning How do we sleep while our beds are burning How do we dance when our earth is turning How do we sleep while our beds are burning The time has come To say fair's fair To pay the rent now To pay our share The time has come A fact's a fact It belongs to them We're gonna give it back How can we dance when our earth is turning How do we sleep while our beds are burning How can we dance when our earth is turning How do we sleep while our beds are burning How can we dance when our earth is turning How do we sleep while our beds are burning How can we dance when our earth is turning How do we sleep while our beds are burning The Drover's Boy (Ted Egan cover) They couldn't understand why the drover cried As they buried the drover's boy The drover had always seemed so hard To the men in his employ A bolting horse, the stirrup lost And the drover's boy was dead The shovelled dirt, a mumbled word And it's back to the road ahead And forget about the drover's boy Forget about the drover's boy And they couldn't understand why the drover cut The lock of the dead boy's hair And put it in the band of his battered old hat As they watched him standing there And he told them to take the cattle on I'll sit with the boy a while A silent thought, a pipe to smoke And it's ride another mile And forget about the drover's boy Forget about the drover's boy And they couldn't make out why the drover and the boy Always camped so far away For the tall white man and the slim black boy Never had much to say And the boy would be gone at the break of dawn Tail the horses, carry on While the drover roused the sleeping men Daylight, hit the road again And follow the drover's boy Follow the drover's boy In the Camooweal Pub they talked about The death of the drover's boy They drank their rum with the stranger who'd come From the Kimberley run, Fitzroy And he told of the massacre in the West Barest details, guess the rest Shoot the bucks, grab a gin Cut her hair, break her in And call her a boy, the drover's boy Call her a boy, the drover's boy So when they build that stockman's hall of fame And they talk about the droving game Remember the girl who was bedmate and guide Rode with the drover side by side Watched the bullocks, flayed the hide Faithful wife but never bride Bred his sons for the cattle run But don't weep for the drover's boy Don't mourn for the drover's boy But don't forget the drover's boy Black Smoke (Emily Wurramara cover / Feat. Clare Bowditch) I'll be sleeping under stars tonight Not sure exactly where I'll be Maybe underneath the pale moonlight Or maybe underneath that tree Black smoke Writing in the sky tonight Everything will be alright If you let go Humans All gathered in the place tonight Everything will be alright If you let go I'll be sleeping under stars tonight Not sure exactly where I'll be Maybe underneath the pale moonlight Or maybe underneath that tree Black smoke Writing in the sky tonight Everything will be alright If you let go Humans All gathered in the place tonight Everything will be alright If you let go Black smoke Writing in the sky tonight Everything will be alright If you let go Humans All gathered in the place tonight Everything will be alright If you let go Suck It Up, Buttercup Walking through the woods I saw a sign nailed to a tree I knew the sign was meant for girls like me who couldn't read A man with a girl by the throat A bottle of dettol A bottle of rum And a painting of smoke Coming off of a settler's roof It looked just like a house I knew Walking down the street I saw a sign nailed to a tree I knew the sign was made for girls like me who couldn't read The rain came down I shut my eyes I opened them again I tried real hard to make some sense of what the pictures meant A man hanging down from a tree A man that look something like me A bottle of dettol A bottle of pills And a painting of smoke Coming out of a house on fire It looked just like my neighbor's house C is for civilized now we will make you And B is for baptism now we will name you And P it's for petticoat pretty and fitting Now here is the paper that said you were willing Old prescriptions left in bottles You don't give that to a child Human chains that stretch for miles You don't give that to a child Time is up Suck it up Buttercup Walking to the bar I saw a sign nailed to a tree I knew the sign was meant for girls like me who couldn't read I tried my best to understand, but still I feel I've failed I even tried to kill myself, I even did my nails A woman tied up to the back of a truck A man in a uniform A man with his pants down And a man with a gun A bottle of dettol And painting of smoke Coming off of the tasman strait It looked just the maps from school D is for devil and also for daughter And T is for truth And S is for slaughter And R is for rapist And F is for father It's time for the test Here's your pencil and paper And B is for brother who hid in the bedroom And F is for friend who stood by and did nothing And Q is for quarrelsome crass little girl And E's for the end of the W world Old prescriptions left in bottles You don't give that to a child Human chains that stretch for miles You don't give that to a child Time is up Suck it up Buttercup Walking through the woods I saw a sign nailed to a tree I saw the picture of the girl I knew the girl was me I'm sorry that you had to waste your paint on everyone I'm sorry that I'm still alive I'm sorry I'm so dumb And I saw the sign catch on fire I saw the tree catch on fire I saw the woods catch on fire I saw the world catch on fire And then I saw my mother Walking out of the embers She said No more trees means no more hangings No more words and no more learning No more fighting, no more fire Go to sleep now, mama's tired No more trees and no more hangings No more words and no more learning No more fighting, no more fire Go to sleep now, mama's tired Go to sleep now, mama's tired Go to sleep now, mama's tired Go to sleep now, mama's tired Truganini (Midnight Oil cover / Feat. Montaigne) There's a road train going nowhere Roads are cut, lines are down We'll be staying at the Roma bar Till that monsoon passes on The backbone of this country's broken The land is cracked and the land is sore Farmers are hanging on by their fingertips We cursed and stumbled across that shore I hear much support for the monarchy I hear the Union Jack's to remain I see Namatjira in custody I see Truganini's in chains And the world won't stand still And the world won't stand still Blue collar work it don't get you nowhere You just go round and round in debt Somebody's got you on that treadmill, mate And I hope you're not beaten yet I hear much support for the monarchy I hear the Union Jack's to remain I see Namatjira in custody I see Truganini's in chains I hear much support for the monarchy (I hear) I see the Union Jack in flames, let it burn I see Namatjira with dignity I see Truganini's in chains (I see, I see) I see Truganini's in chains And the world won't stand still And the world won't stand still And the world won't stand still And the world won't stand still Solid Rock (Goanna cover / Feat. Fred Leone) Out here nothing changes Not in a hurry anyway You can feel the endlessness With the coming of the light of day You're talking 'bout a chosen place You wanna sell it in a marketplace Well You're standing on solid rock Standing on sacred ground Living on borrowed time And the winds of change Are blowing down the line Right down the line Round about the dawn of time When the dreaming all began A crowd of people came They were looking for their promised land We're running from the heart of darkness Searching for the heart of light It was their paradise They were standing on solid rock Standing on sacred ground Living on borrowed time And the winds of change Were blowing cold that night They were standing on the shore one day Saw the white sails in the sun Wasn't long before they felt the sting White man, white law, white gun Don't tell me that it's justified 'Cause somewhere someone lied Someone lied, someone lied, someone lied Genocide And now you're standing on solid rock Standing on sacred ground Living on borrowed time And the winds of change Are blowing down the line Solid rock Standing on sacred ground Living on borrowed time And the winds of change Are blowing down the line Solid rock Standing on sacred ground Living on borrowed time And the winds of change Are blowing down the line Regional Echo (Jen Cloher cover) Noisy Miners Bully the suburbs Out beyond the haze Seaside holiday houses Lay quiet as a grave Tombs of dreams past Wealth gone to waste The Australian dream is fading Stolen anyway And I'm never gonna lose my head to a setting sun I'm never gonna dream of things that just can't be done Pavement's too hot to walk on barefoot So you hop and skip Prawns in wheelie bins marinate A cocktail of stink Bat swaying on The power line Wings open in surrender This is how you die I'm never gonna lose my head to a setting sun I'm never gonna dream of things that just can't be done I'm never gonna say, never gonna do, never gonna be Anything more than what's expected of me It's true It's true It's true It's true I'm never gonna lose my head to a setting sun I'm never gonna dream of things that just can't be done I'm never gonna say, never gonna do, never gonna be Anything more than what's expected of me Anything more than what's expected of me
New Zealand Survival Songs
The Man Who Ate Too Much 8,000 miles away My life is still packed up in boxes I was positive I would sort out in May I keep telling my friends that it's strange How many times can you say that before it's not strange? Now we've spent all summer and the winter on the stingray that was hacked to pieces And Ash points to the giant in the mountain and he asks me where his arms is Another man who ate too much And women keep grieving numb with the songs we sing I wanted to get back to New York And now it isn't looking promising But Kaya brought Izzy's old coat and it fits like a glove And Aton put Ash on his back when we went for a walk And one of these days, I swear, I'll take a second for me And one of these days, swear to God, I'll get out to the sea 8,000 miles away A man in a White House refuses to face his own pain Why should it matter? What lives really matter? Why bother to open your heart when there's pussy and fame? And we put our money on the study of an army that relies on terror And Ash points to the statue of the captain and he asks me what it's there for Another man who ate too much And women keep grieving numb with the songs we sing I was hoping New York would open up And now it isn't looking promising But Kaya brought Izzy's old coat and it fits like a glove And Aton put Ash on his back when we went for a walk And Lu gave a history book of New Zealand to me And today we met somebody nice and her name is Rosheen I've spent eleven years chasing the summer Ain't karma a bitch? Now it's endless December Stuck in a house where the post won't deliver Stuck in a book by a paralyzed writer Trying to read to my son by a sliver of Hope from a broken light, we'll have to pay for It's no kind of life for a kid to grow up in I guess I'll stop taking these prenatal vitamins Christ what a waste, maybe someone could use them But I can't keep having to look at them, look at them Look at them, look at them 8,000 miles away The man in the house gets a little more broke everyday Who says what's real and what's fake? You've been lying so much for so long, I don't know what to say And I keep on telling all my friends it's not that bad, but that depends what bad is And Ash points to the family in the story and he asks me where the dad is Another man who ate too much And women keep grieving numb with the songs we sing I was hoping that you would open up And now it isn't looking promising But Kaya brought Izzy's old coat and it fits like a glove And Aton put Ash on his back when we went for a walk And Linda let Ash play her pinball and loaned us a car And Jud showed us the orchard and where all the good apples are And Izzy keeps bringing her toys that she thinks Ash would like A mouse, a Moana, some books and a little white bike And Lu gave a history book of New Zealand to me And today after school we'll drive over and visit Rosheen And Rosheen and her kids made the most beautiful Christmas tree Out of driftwood they gathered, from her house by the sea Out of driftwood they gathered, from her house by the sea Out of driftwood they gathered, from her house by the sea The Ballad Of The New York Times It's a cousin of the song I wrote a year ago Like a first cousin, so they can't have babies They sell Canadian grade A maple syrup in New Zealand It's expensive but I splurge So I can put it on our pancake breakfast and Sometimes I forget to put the lid on and the ants come Into the kitchen of this AirB&B we've been renting for six months for a fortune and Sometimes I take a magazine and I escort them two by two In a little glossy lifeboat into the garden and Sometimes I just create an ant holocaust and kill them all With a paper towel (Fuck the ants!) I don't understand which part of me is kind I don't understand which part of me can be so goddamn unkind I don't understand why I'm tired all the time All I know is that last night I wanted to go to bed by five o'clock And I took off my necklace And I turned on the heater And I couldn't stop shaking So I put on a sweater And I read the New York Times On an app in my phone next to my sleeping child And the headlines hurt my mind Five thousand dead, Cher got an elephant back into the wild And the light on his face And his curly-haired head And I knew I should be reading a good book instead I can't fit all of all humanity into this bed With me Yesterday I walked by a homeless man in Queen Street I gave him twenty dollars and then went into a cafe and Someone had sent a crowd-fund from their cousin in Milwaukee And their seven month old baby died and they don't have any money For a funeral for the baby so they started a Go-Fund-Me And I fucking deleted the email I didn't give them any money And I didn't put it up on Twitter Or share it on Facebook And later in the day I called my friend in Boston She has a five year old boy too and I asked how they were doing She said, "We're doing really great We're just getting out of lockdown And yesterday we finally left the house and went out walking and we All went to the toy store" and I said, "Oh, that's amazing" And she said, "Yeah, but you know, of course the kids had to wear masks" And I was like, "Oh, you know, that's- that's fine" and she said "Yeah, and also, like, the kids couldn't touch any of the toys But anyway, enough about me, how are things going in New Zealand?" And I said, "They're pretty good" I don't understand which part of me is fine I don't understand which part of me can be so goddamn un-fine I don't understand why I'm so random all the time All I know is that last night I had to go to bed by five o'clock And I took off my necklace And I turned on the heater I couldn't stop shaking So I put on a sweater And I read the New York Times On the app on my phone next to my sleeping child And the headlines hurt my mind Ten thousand dead and how that dress looked hot on Harry Styles And the light in his face And his curly-haired head I knew I should be reading a good book instead I can't fit all of humanity into this bed With me And Emily's dad just died of COVID And Neil's first editor just died of COVID And Justine's mom just died of COVID And Michael got real sick but didn't die of COVID And look, a lot of people are vaccinated And look, a lot of people are lying on Facebook And look, a lot of human's life getting wasted And American swimming took gold at the Olympics I don't understand why the world can be so fine I don't understand how the world can be so fucking un-fine I don't understand why I've been drinking all the time All I know is the last time I had to go to bed by five o'clock And I left all my clothes on And I pulled up the covers And I got Ash's dinner And I let the dishes just sit there And I brushed Ash's teeth and We read Harry Potter And I turned all the lights out And I should have known better But I read the New York Times On the app on my phone in the pitch black room And the headlines hurt my mind Four million dead and billionaires are sending shit to the moon And the light in his face And his curly-haired head And I knew I should be reading a good book instead I can't fit all of humanity into this bed With me Shh Mama's trying to read Mama's trying to read Mama's trying to read Whakanewha (Featuring Aurelia Torkington) Another forest metaphor You've heard a million before The trees know everything, I tried a wedding ring But you just cringed and said, "What for?" And now the whole thing's turned to ash You try to cover it with cash Another falling tree no one can hear but me Another suicidal mass Landing on my doorstep, thanks a ton Oh, darling, how can I repay you for what you have done? And then you lied to me at Whakanewha And you sealed it with a kiss I wanted to live with you, but, fuckin'-a, fuck you No one on Earth could live like this Another clear-cut load of crap A few more corpses in the sack You'll get away with it, it's just the same old script This world is shaped to have your back You said, "I'm sorry," then you ran And went and did it all again I'm such a fool, I know Street smart but gullible I see the good in everything A pound of flax, a pound of steel I may be dumb, but I can feel I wonder when you'll realize what you had A frightened bird, a crystal ball So sad, you could've had it all But you hate yourself too much to want all that I had so much hope for your broken heart But you've made your choice, and you chose the dark And so I'll bury you at Whakanewha And have a party with my friends I'll miss you terribly, but, fuckin'-a, fuck me It feels so good to love again And so I'll bury you at Whakanewha And have a party with my friends I'll miss you terribly, but, fuckin'-a, fuck me It feels so good to love again Little Island Jamie says the Kiwis loved Americans The moonshot, JFK and Lucky Strikes Now there's just this pity and embarrassment The Proud Boys, COVID deaths and Oscar night Jamie says the old days here were simpler No television, coffee and no phones And even people third, fourth generation When they were talking about England they'd say... "home" Oh I owe you little island Little island bigger than my mind Some of us are proud of what we brought here Some of us are proud of what we left behind Jamie took me to the family graveyard Up near where he grew up on the farm His little sister died when he was six years old And she was buried there between his dad and mom Jamie went to gaze into the sunset And I wandered around wondering what to do And that's when I saw the headstone with the swastika This mongrel mob guy next to a guy from World War Two Oh I owe you little island Little island bigger than the sun Some of us are proud of what we fought for Some of us are proud of how far we could run And there's a cloud of doubt Hanging over the hangman's back And there's a long white cloud Hanging over the Union Jack Jamie says that people always leave here Because Europe and Australia have work Jamie says he's never left the country But he swears he'll come and see me in New York Oh I owe you little island Little island bigger than the sun Some of us are proud of what we fought for Some of us are proud of how far we could run Oh I love you little island Little island bigger than the whole UK Some of us are proud of where we came from Some of us have got to settle being proud That we got away That we got away Two Prophetic and Haunting Songs About New Zealand Live On Ukulele So, I wanted to play what I've been referring to on this tour as "the New Zealand trilogy." My history with this place is pretty weird and coincidental, and synchronicity has visited me quite a few times when I've been touring in this country. I was here some years ago, again at, like, the end of a tour, tired, and I was supposed to play a show in Christchurch and I came, as I did this time, up to Napier to visit my friend Kya Just for a couple of days to take a few moments off, and then I was in the airport in Napier, about to board a flight to Christchurch and, all of a sudden All of the plains were cancеled because thеre was an earthquake. And, it turns out, the venue I was supposed to be playing that night in Christchurch was gone. And, had I been in that venue eight hours later, I would have been, with all of the people in the venue, very possibly killed. And, you know, a lot like this round, it's just really strange, the coincidences that happen to you as you're moving through the world and touring And on another tour, right around the same time, I had written this song, this spontaneous song about Tasmania. It was basically a song about pubic hair. And then, a week or so later, I found myself touring here and someone made a snide comment saying, like, "Hey, you wrote a song for the Australians, what about us? We don't ever get a song?" And I was like "I'm so tired, I'm at the end of tour, don't make me do it!" But, there I was, backstage in a little club in Wellington thinking, "oh, this poor country, I should write a song for them too." So I did. This is that song but it takes on a really strange new meaning when you consider where I wound up nine years later. I'm going to play it for you now and you'll understand in a second. It goes like this New Zealand, New Zealand You caught me on an awful day My little life is all fucked up My psyche is in disarray New Zealand, New Zealand I wish I could enjoy you more I wish I had more time to see Your cliffsides and your blackened shores New Zealand, New Zealand I don't know why I tour this way Trapped inside an airplane And Twittering the scenery New Zealand, New Zealand I feel like shit, what can I say? My period is six days late My pubic hair is turning grey But I don't believe in the beauty standard And there's no way that I'm pregnant So it's technically okay Everything is so beautiful here The people on Cuba Street Drinking their beer I wish I could stay here and never go home I wish I could be just like Holly Hunter in The Piano And not have to talk to anyone, even though there's technically nothing wrong with my voice And just play piano and make love to hot local boys New Zealand, New Zealand You caught me at the end of tour My psyche is collapsing And I cannot do this anymore New Zealand, New Zealand My song is coming to an end I hope you have enjoyed it And I hope I get my period I hope I haven't grossed you out But that's what you get when you ask me to write a song about your country in twenty minutes Thank you! So that was that masterwork! And then I thought it would be funny in mid-March when I was playing these songs, or, you know, I was touring in Auckland and Christchurch And in both cases I almost nearly cancelled the show because of what was going on with COVID and, you could imagine, this was like March 14th, 15th, and things were just very strange And the venue didn't really know what to do, and I didn't really know what to do, and the people in the crowd didn't really know what to do, and everyone was like "we'll use hand sanitizer, it'll be great!" Looking back, we were just very lucky. I had just flown from Melbourne. I could have, well, been carrying COVID and spitting on everyone, but that didn't happen. I dodged a bullet. But I thought it would be funny if I played a new song, that I'll play for you, kind of as a time capsule, kind of an extension of that song But updated for what was happening on, whatever it was, March 14th, to the people of Auckland and it went like this Hello, Aotearoa Good evening, kia ora I am from a country that's far, far away And my country's been having a very bad day There is news of a virus There are racists and violence Yes, the crisis and climate's not mild And our leader's a psychopath child And now I'm here in Auckland And now things could get awkward If the news keeps on going this way It could be that I'll be forced to stay But as long as I can send For my son and my husband Who are over the Tasman, well Things won't be that bad then I think this is a really great place To watch the fall of the human race You've got fantastic coffee and beer Yes, if the shit's going to hit the fan New Zealand, I think I'll stay here
Non Albums Tracks
1.1.94
( Who Killed Amanda Palmer - Alternate tracks LP ) We had written We would sit down And start again From the beginning It was finally time To stop whining And start doing Anything, something To make them believe we were living And we kept on bleeding Long after the signatures Dried on the paper I stole from Melissa's Macbeth And oh how I needed so much to believe it And isn't it sick how I thought that I knew you to death How romantic Ushering in the New Year With our childish antics And now soon after The gullible glimmer of hope turned to sarcastic laughter And we were intelligent people with eyes in our heads It's astonishing is it I thought you looked just plain shy a quiet kind of guy With abandonment waiting behind every corner A delicate son of a loner how lonely was I There is still time We could still try It's very difficult When no one's there to Catch you in the rye You kept saying That the blackout were godsend At least it made living worth hating You kept taking the bad with the worse Like some curse that your mother was making Oh and isn't it funny years later To look at it broken and shaking our heads Laughing if we'd known back then what trouble it would bring To actually want to create something beautiful Now we've turned into those pitiful people Too scared to touch And drinking way too much Oh it's typical Isn't it Say it you cynic We asked for it Didn't we ask for it Didn't we want to be Lesser and lesser And covered and down with it Didn't it Didn't it Didn't it No There is still time We could still try It's very difficult When no one's there to Catch you in the rye
Ambien Ambien, arsenic And make me a lesbian Make me a something So I can forget him And get back to reading And get back to sleep again Out of van, marzipan Anything, anything CNN, TRL Make me a vegetable Show me the war and remind me to hate them all Shooting off nerves at each other How could I deserve to be crying here Under the covers But I just want to make it through the night I just want to feel like I'll survive Everything is relative that's right You've never suffered a day in your life Make me thirteen again Mannequin, safety pins Things were so simple then No of this drawn out Selection I made no distinction I just hated one BBC, history Make me feel ugly Something with Nazis would do the job perfectly He's just a boy what on earth am I thinking The billions treasure each drop they are drinking And I just want to make it through the night I just want to know that I'll survive Everything is relative that's right But you've never suffered a day in your life Poor little rich girl Playing piano All of the practice We think you'd have learned by now Poor little rich girl Playing piano What good is practice If you haven't learned by now Poor little rich girl Playing piano What good is practice If you haven't learned by now Poor little rich girl Playing piano It is a big world I think you'd have learned by now There are no starving chinese In your bedroom The finger that points is attached to your elbow Poor little rich girl Playing piano It is a big world I think you'd have learned by now There are no starving chinese In your bedroom The finger that points is attached to your elbow
A Nightingale Sang in Berkeley Square (Written by Eric Maschwitz and composed by Manning Sherwin / With BBC Symphony Orchestra) That certain night, the night we met There was magic abroad in the air There were angels dining at the Ritz And a nightingale sang in Berkeley Square I may be right, I may be wrong But I'm perfectly willing to swear That when you turn'd and smiled at me A nightingale sang in Berkeley Square The moon that lingered over London town Poor puzzled moon, he wore a frown How could he know we two were so in love The whole damn world seemed upside down The streets of town were paved with stars It was such a romantic affair And as we kissed and said goodnight A nightingale sang in Berkeley Square I know, 'cause I was there That night in Berkeley Square
Anti-Ukulele Anthem (Andrew O'Neill & Amanda Palmer) Evil multi-nation cut-throat corporations Pretending they're not evil using twee ukulele songs McDonald's and HSBC and carbon-burning energy companies Convincing you that they're not cunts using twee ukulele songs It doesn't matter what they sell, it could be a ticket straight to hell As long as the advert's twee as fuck, with a hipster girl in a vintage frock Or an animation of something cute, we'll overlook the obvious truth That you're evil and corrupt and you're raping the Earth for profit You perpetuate the ongoing wholesale destruction of Millions of innocent lives every day You've fucked the climate, you hold the poor to ransom Yours is a war against basic human dignity But that's okay if the advert's got A fucking ukulele
Because The Origami
( 8in8 Nighty Night EP ) Because the Origami didn't work We gave you dancing lessons Because the dancing lessons made you bored We bought you a guitar Because you said it made your fingers sore We found you a pony Because the pony broke your leg and ran away We got you drums But the drums annoyed our neighbours so We gave you cooking lessons And the cooking lessons made you fat We bought you running shoes Rob from always on the run dot net is so bad and copy paste is a sin If you hear this, please We love you Tommy We know it never was about Origami Because you took the shoes and ran away We gave them your description Now we haven't heard a thing in weeks Because we don't know where you are We're putting out this song Because we think that you might hear And know where you belong So what did we do wrong If you hear this, please We love you Tommy Please, come home We've left your room Exactly Exactly And if you ever hear this song Know we send our love Take your origami skills And make a paper dove Send a message home We promise not to teach you We don't care what you've done We hope that this will reach you If you hear this, please We love you Tommy We won't ask you anything We won't be angry
Before Too Long (Paul Kelly cover / Missy Higgins feat. Amanda Palmer / Oz LP) Before too long The one that you're loving Will wish that he'd never met you Before too long He who is nothing Will suddenly come into view So let the time keep rolling on It's on my side Lonely nights will soon be gone High is the tide Copy paste is a sin, always on the run is better Before too long We'll be together And no one will tear us apart Before too long The words will be spoken I know all the action by heart And as the night-time follows day I'm closing in Every dog will have his day And any dog can win Shut the shade, do not fear anymore Here I come creeping round your back door Before too long I'll be repeating What's happened before in my mind Before too long Over and over Just like a hammer inside As the night-time follows day I'm closing in Every dog will have his day Any dog can win Before too long Before too long Before too long Before too long Before too long Before too long Before too long Before too long Behavior (Terrible Thrills Vol. 1 / Steel train Cover) When I look at my strange behavior I think I understand Why those broken bones Led me to an evil ghost I followed it to any hole It said, "Look at me, I'm nothing but a shadow What you thought was fear Well it was hollow Look at you You've been chasing shadows" And then I woke up Wake up, wake up I still don't get all my strange behavior I can't believe what I thought would save me Pretty girl, I followed her around the world And when I caught her she said to me She said "Look at love, It's nothing but a shadow Where you saw a heart That was hollow Look at you You've been chasing shadows" And then I woke up Wake up
Big Yellow Taxi (Joni Mitchell cover / Amanda Palmer, Zoe Keating, Sean Ono Lennon and John Cameron Mitchell) They paved paradise And put up a parking lot With a pink hotel, a cafe And a swinging hot spot Don't it always seem to go That you don't know what you've got 'til it's gone They paved paradise And put up a parking lot They paved paradise And put up a parking lot Took all the trees And put them in a tree museum And they charged all the people A dollar and a half just to see them Don't it always seem to go That you don't know what you've got 'til it's gone They paved paradise And put up a parking lot They paved paradise And put up a parking lot Hey, farmer, farmer Put away that D.D.T. now Give me spots on my apples But leave me the birds and the bees, please Don't it always seem to go That you don't know what you've got 'til it's gone They paved paradise And put up a parking lot They paved paradise And put up a parking lot Late last night I heard the screen door slam And a big yellow taxi Took away my old man Don't it always seem to go That you don't know what you've got 'til it's gone They paved paradise And put up a parking lot They paved paradise And put up a parking lot They paved paradise And put up a parking lot They paved paradise And put up a parking lot They paved paradise And put up a parking lot They paved paradise And put up a parking lot
Billie Jean (Michael Jackson Cover / Live) She was more like a beauty queen from a movie scene I said don't mind, but what do you mean I am the one Who will dance on the floor in the round She said I am the one Who will dance on the floor in the round She told me her name was Billie Jean as she caused a scene Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one Who will dance on the floor in the round Rob from always on the run dot net is so bad and copy paste is a sin People always told me be careful of what you do Don't go around breaking young girls' hearts And mother always told me be careful of who you love Be careful of what you do 'cause the lie becomes the truth Billie Jean is not my lover She's just a girl who says that I am the one But the kid is not my son She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son For forty days and for forty nights The law was on her side But who can stand when she's in demand Her schemes and her plans 'Cause we danced on the floor in the round So take my strong advice Just remember to always think twice Do think twice She told my baby we danced till three And she looked at me Then showed a photo my baby cried His eyes were like mine Can we dance on the floor in the round People always told me be careful of what you do You don't go around breakin' young girls' hearts But she came and stood right by me then the smell of sweet perfume This happened much too soon and she took me to her room Billie Jean is not my lover She's just a girl who says that I am the one But the kid is not my son She says that I am the one But the kid is not my son She says I am the one But the kid is not my son
Bitter A dirty deed is brewing green ivy overgrowing The scissors poised and ready and she said that she was going A thousand hours of waiting she put it all in writing She pricked her finger for it but she's not cooperating Oh I swear By the river styx That's where I am fixed. But I think the time is nearing I think I might be thawing If only I were certain that my temperature weren't falling And the tourists have been coming From my fingers sawing Pieces for exhibits where impressive crowds are drawing Oh I swear By the river styx That's where I am that's where that's where I am I am fixed And if I had the patience and I had the humor and you had the slightest clue what all this Fuss was for all of the times that I say that I'll do it there's 909 that I secretly ruin its good That I tell you what I am escaping for over the rainbow and out through the back door If only I could prove it If only I could do it If only I could torture all the people who can use it And at the final hour I am forced to sit and gather The thousand hours of inspiration slowly growing sour Oh I swear By the river styx That's where I am that's where that's where I am I am fixed And if I had an offer to be better id decline And if it were more awful to consider id be fine And if it were all my fault That i'm that i'm that i'm that i'm And i've pined and i've regretted that I aided and abetted This end and if it isn't it will be soon you bet it will be And the tapes are in the fire Go to bed because i'm tired Of saying it is done Because i've always been a liar And if it were all my fault that i'm bitter....
Bluesboy Bright, my little bluesboy You smile too much Let's see a nice frown And don't touch so much He made it look fun What's done is done I am so stupid You are so young Still I'd have to say That now and then I'd cry To see your smile Still, I had no reason I have no rhyme I'm out of your time And you're out of town A difference not in years But in the distance From a place that I look through You aren't there And I have hope But not enough No, not enough No not so little that I'd dare to tie the rope She lied for you twice She doesn't like me I understand but She isn't nice And I sit by the window You wrote a song You think I'm evil I hope you're wrong Still I felt a spark when It implied that I'd been a good thing,once I'm so dumb And you're still young But not enough No, not enough No not so old that you could Realize what you've done
*** Thanx a lot to Cody for this one ***
Boyfriend in a Coma (A.k.a Love Comes In/Call Me Crazy) We're not here tonight But I trust that You are safe and tight So I can sleep fast The moon was at your side It just hit there The sun is paralyzed But I'm a savior Let me at him I can fix it Just a quick one Nothing to it Just like tine gypsy queen did I can fuck you back to life kid Waking with a start I remember Where you really are And how you got there I took both your arms And your eyes fell Straight into my heart And out the other Sight is all you've got So I'll try to Translate every thought And I'll scream for you Shut the beds off Here's the password Dance around the dark don't answer Cuff the masses Stuff their mouths full Make them see it is so simple Did I say too much Are you angry Are you safe to touch Or will you hurt me Who made all this mess I did I did I'll come back at ten And kiss your eyelids There's no more to ask You are dreaming But until you're back I'll keep screaming Shut the beds off Here's the answer Dance around Cuff the masses Stuff their mouths full Make them learn it by example Tie the nurses to the doctors Make them have to see each other They will fall in love completely Call me crazy call me crazy Now is the time when you're pained We are so weak in the end When you are able to breathe I think that I'll still believe Love comes in moments like these Love comes in moments like these Love comes in moments like these
Circus Freak Love Triangle (Hierosonic ft. Amanda Palmer) Quarter back Plastic rack Jumping jack flash, and being all queer Nation-wide Suicide National pride being sung out of fear Friendliness And Penney-less Ignorant bliss is just a disguise And the devil was laughing at us 'Cause he knows that we'll all be forgotten by dawn Power sick Politics Liars or not, put your sighs on my lawn Annalist Journalists We should just shut the fuck up and move on Born again Recruit-a-friend To live by the book, put your cross on his wall And the devil is laughing at us Cause we're doing all of his hard work for him Morning wood Hollywood Table-top sex carried out on the floor I commit When you commit Fighting and slipping into a divorce Living love(living love) And Losing love(losing love) Is just part of his game, God is just having fun And the devil is laughing at us 'Cause none of this means anything at the end None of this means anything in the end
Dear Daily Mail (Live at the Roundhouse, London, 12-07-13) Dear Daily Mail It has come to my recent attention That my recent appearance at Glastonbury festivals kindly received a mention I was doing a number of things on that stage up to and including singing songs (like you do) But you chose to ignore that and instead you published a feature review of my boob Rob from always on the run dot net is so bad and copy paste is a sin Dear Daily Mail There's a thing called a search engine: use it If you'd googled my tits in advance, you'd have found that your photos are hardly exclusive In addition, you state that my breast had escaped from my bra like a thief on the run You do you know that it wasn't attempting to just take in the rare british sun Dear Daily Mail It's so sad what you tabloids are doing Your focus on debasing women's appearances devils our species of humans But a rag is a rag and far be it from me to go censoring anyone, oh no It appears that my entire body is currently trying to escape this kimono Dear Daily Mail You misogynist pile of twats I'm tired of these baby bumps, vadge flashes, muffintops Where are the newsworthy cocks Then if Iggy or Jagger or Bowie go topless, the news barely causes a ripple Blah blah blah feminist blah blah blah gender shit blah blah blah Oh my God nipple Dear Daily Mail You will never write about this night I know that because I've addressed you directly I've made myself no fun to fight But thanks to the internet people, all over the world can enjoy this discourse And commune with a roomful of people in London who aren't drinking Kool-Aid like yours And though there be millions of people who'll accept the cultural bar where you have it at There are plenty of others who're perfectly willing to see breasts in their natural habitat I keenly anticipate your highly literate coverage of upcoming tours Dear Daily Mail Up yours
Democracy (Leonard Cohen / Piano arrangement by Amanda Palmer) Neil Gailman: Democracy It's coming through a hole in the air From those nights in Tiananmen Square It's coming from the feel That this ain't exactly real Or it's real, but it ain't exactly there From the wars against disorder From the sirens night and day From the fires of the homeless From the ashes of the gay: Democracy is coming to the U.S.A. It's coming from the sorrow on the street The holy places where the races meet From the homicidal bitching That goes down in every kitchen To determine who will serve and who will eat It's coming to America first The cradle of the best and of the worst It's here they got the range And the machinery of change And it's here they got the spiritual thirst It's here the family's broken And it's here the lonely say That the heart has got to open In a fundamental way: Democracy is coming to the U.S.A. I'm sentimental, if you know what I mean I love the country, but I can't stand the scene And I'm neither left or right I'm just staying home tonight Getting lost in that hopeless little screen But I'm stubborn as those garbage bags That time cannot decay I'm junk, but I'm still holding up This little wild bouquet: Democracy is coming to the U.S.A. Sail on, sail on O mighty ship of state To the shores of need Past the reefs of greed Through the squalls of hate Sail on, sail on, sail on
Denial ??? You really don't know what a little ??? could do You don't have to care You really ought to help this man ??? Now ??? pinball in the hole 'Cause ??? says hot and your cigarette says hello We've got such a lovely bed What a very nice trail of dead Did you think it wouldn't happen If you acted like you didn't know Well, it's happening right now It's happening right now She just can't take you out around the kid ??? have a hit Well you've dug this grave for months I'm just giving you a little shove And now you're innocently asking what you did Well, you're doing it right now You're doing it right now Oh I'll miss you and All the rest to you Oh I'll miss you and All the best to you Hope the whole denial thing works out Even when you tried to lose ?? You only shot so loud that you could never hear Always wondering what went wrong Singing everybody else's song Ahooo! Werewolves of Boston Ahooo! Werewolves of Austin Ahooo! Werewolves in London Werewolves of Warren Zevon Werewolves of Whitney Houston Werewolves of Michael Jackson Werewolves of Sheena Easton Oh it doesn't matter now No it doesn't matter now Oh I'll miss you and All the rest to you Oh I'll miss you and All the best to you Hope the whole denial thing works out Hope the whole denial thing works out
Echo Gallery They pose symmetrical Scattered through the Echo Hall Works of art in pensive phase With the worldy critics gaze And there's a special one Another convert to the throng And maybe in her wildest dreams she is a human But anyone with brains can see she is the new one The artist uses short brush strokes just like the master Wave the finished product in the air to dry it faster Then they spray themselves with anti-tarnish ultragloss It reduces flaking and this cramps(?) would come WIth hanging on the cross How to be a Happy Statue Five easy tips in our next issue Youmight have thought all hope was lost But now the chance is yours - and for a reasonable cost She does her face in Cubist fashion like the others Tonight the curator protects them with blue covers And what's the point of looking pretty with no audience? And won't you find it sad that beauty's based on inexperience? And as for her we heard she had a little accident Someonetipped her over and her face received a fatal dent So it's all over because who likes imperfection? Her only hope is that it might become a fashion See only certainty Bargain hunting destiny Maybe she'll redeem herself with mightiness from off the shelf Thus concludes the story of the Echo Gallery Visit any time to see the fools who sold themselves to slavery How to be a Happy Statue Five easy tips in our next issue You might have thought all hope was lost But now the chance is here - and for a reasonable cost
Eclectic song The air is still It's five o'clock Wet streamers from red walls The rocks are thick With dampened ashes As the morning falls A plastered laugh Shrieks echoing Cross-faded with a tortured snore Concluding groans of desperate sex From every bolted door One more glass of Luke-warm wine And one more fancy cigarette She wraps a sheet Around her waist This evening is not finished yet Everyone on valentine's got drunk enough to kiss her Tonight she will be satisfied with something if it kills her She executes through broken glass of vomit touching dance Through slips of papers, names and numbers scrawled in drunken hands Sliding down the sticky stairwell lucky Cinderella's hair And somebody should notice her Some passed out prince beneath the chair Everyone on valentine's got drunk enough to kiss her Tonight she will be satisfied with something if it kills her Nothing's left except the stench And bottles in the bar She hangs the streamers Up again Turns on the disco ball And sitting there The day before With all the patience in the world She swears she won't Get up until She feels like she's a real live college girl
Electric Blanket (Amanda Palmer & Jason Webley) Electric blanket Electric blanket Nothing in the world can keep me warm I close the door, I close my eyes I plug you in the wall I think it might be snowing out But I don't have to know Whenever you're around me I don't need to notice Anything at all Electric blanket Electric blanket Nothing in this world is any fun I plug you in, I plug the drain I let the water run Floating in a place where no one Sees what I have done Where no one ever lies or steals Or tries to turn the Air conditioning on Electric blanket Electric blanket No one in the world can keep me warm I let the water run, I let the phone ring when they call It might be really nice outside I don't have to know And someday when they come around I doubt they'll notice Anything at, anything at Anything at all Electric blanket Electric blanket Electric blanket
Everybody hurts (R.E.M Cover / Amanda Palmer & Cormac Bride for Drive XV LP) When the day is long And the night The night is yours alone When you're sure you've had enough Of this life Well hang on Don't let yourself go 'Cause everybody cries And everybody hurts Sometimes Sometimes everything is wrong Now it's time to sing along When your day is night alone If you feel like letting go When you think you've had too much Of this life, well hang on Everybody hurts Take comfort in your friends Everybody hurts Don't throw your hand Oh, no Don't throw your hand If you feel like you're alone No, no, no, you are not alone If you're on your own in this life The days and nights are long When you think you've had too much Of this life to hang on Well, everybody hurts Sometimes Everybody cries And everybody hurts Sometimes Everybody hurts Sometimes So, hold on, hold on Hold on, hold on Everybody hurts Hold on, hold on Hold on, hold on...
Everybody Knows Somebody (video version) They say This land gets more and more divided if i may I think that's not the only side why just today I saw the late edition paper and no way I saw the north and south united like the blood That flows every color body, it's enough We've finally all at the same party looking down It may not be the thing we wanted But there's finally enough to go around From New York to California From detroit down to the border We all have more in common now than we do not 'Cause everybody knows somebody (Everybody knows somebody) Everybody knows somebody (Everybody knows somebody) Everybody knows somebody who got shot They say There's trouble brewing in the union, hip hooray Look human beings being human laying blame Wherever there is room to lay, it's all the same You want the red pill or the blue one But it's all about to change Something is getting us aboard The SS progress, one big funeral For all the people that we used to call Before they risked their lives to head out to the mosque or to the mall From New York to California From Detroit down to the border We all have more in common now than we do not 'Cause everybody knows somebody (Everybody knows somebody) Everybody knows somebody (Everybody knows somebody) Everybody knows somebody who got shot From the mountain rivers to the public squares Everybody's getting really good at sending thoughts and prayers From the heart of Dixie up to Oregon We can can all rest assured there'll be a slaughter somewhere by the dawn And in the nightclubs all the dancers in the dark Oh they can twist the night away with extra fear inside their hearts From New England to Alaska Every child will know exactly what to do now when a shooter opens fire From New York to California From Detroit down to the border We all have more in common now than we do not 'Cause everybody knows somebody (Everybody knows somebody) Everybody knows somebody (Everybody knows somebody) Everybody knows somebody (Everybody knows somebody) This land is your land This land is my land This land is our land Until it's not Yeah everybody knows somebody (Everybody knows somebody) Everybody knows somebody (Everybody knows somebody) Everybody knows somebody until everybody's gone
Everybody Knows (Leonard Cohen cover / Amanda Palmer & Jherek Bischoff) Everybody knows that the dice are loaded Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed Everybody knows that the war is over Everybody knows the good guys lost Everybody knows that the fight is fixed The poor stay poor and the rich get rich That's how it goes Everybody knows And everybody knows that the boat is leaking Everybody knows that the captain lied And everybody has got this broken feeling Like their father or their dog just died Everybody's talking to their pockets Everybody wants a box of chocolates And a long stem rose Everybody knows And everybody knows that you love me, baby Everybody knows that you really do And everybody knows that you've been faithful Give it or take a night or two Everybody knows that you've been discreet There were so many people you just had to meet Without your clothes Everybody knows Everybody knows Everybody knows That's how it goes Everybody knows Everybody knows Everybody knows That's how it goes Everybody knows And everybody knows that it's now or never Everybody knows that it's me or you And everybody knows that you live forever When you've done a line or two Everybody knows that the deal is rotten Old Black Joe's still picking cotton For your ribbons and your bows Everybody knows And everybody knows that the Plague is coming Everybody knows that it's moving fast And everybody knows that a naked man and woman Are just a shining artifact of the past Everybody knows that the scene is dead But there's gonna be a meter on your bed That will disclose What everybody knows And everybody knows that you're in trouble Everybody knows what you've been through From the bloody cross on top of Calvary To the beach of Malibu Everybody knows that it's coming apart Take one last look at this Sacred Heart Before it blows Everybody knows Everybody knows Everybody knows That's how it goes Everybody knows Everybody knows Everybody knows That's how it goes Everybody knows
Floating In A Cocktail Glass (Based on a poem originally called "Sunlight" by Margaret Rucker) Floating in a cocktail glass Floating in a cocktail glass Floating in a cocktail glass Floating in a cocktail glass Waves lap softly (softly), thickly (thickly, thickly, thickly) And trickle through my hair (and trickle through my hair) Bronzing its (bronzing its, bronzing its, bronzing its) Duskiness (duskiness, duskiness) Floating in a cocktail glass Floating in a cocktail glass Floating in a cocktail glass Floating in a cocktail glass I wonder why (I wonder why, I wonder why) I never brush against The crystal walls Nor clip off flakes of glass To sparkle through the gold Floating in a cocktail glass Floating in a cocktail glass Floating in a cocktail glass Floating in a cocktail glass Floating in a cocktail glass Floating in a cocktail glass Floating in a cocktail glass Floating in a cocktail glass Perhaps now I will drown It would be nice to die Sinking lazily deeper down Into this dreamy sea Of golden wine Floating in a cocktail glass Floating in a cocktail glass Floating in a cocktail glass Floating in a cocktail glass Floating in a cocktail glass Floating in a cocktail glass Floating in a cocktail glass Floating in a cocktail glass
House Of Eternal Return (Amanda Palmer & Jason Webley) Millions of us standing atop Millions of snow covered mountains Planting our flags, thrusting them in Waving our arms to be counted But who is the woman alone in the kitchen Frozen in front of an easel She looks like a portrait Of somebody's grandmother Still frame image retrieval Standing there still House on a hill After so many transmissions Telephone wires tangle the roof But the origin story is missing The origin story is missing She hasn't gone out in twenty-five years Caged under plaster and ivy Her eyes fix on something out on the horizon A mountain of leaves gathered drying To burn, to burn, to burn Look at this view, look all around Tied to the deck that our dad made There's no room to move and we're so proud Yes, they made 'em like that in the old days They made 'em like that in the old days Retracing patterns With new coats of paint Fenced in by albums and journals And they're pulling her back They keep drawing her in Into the house of eternal Return, return, return House of eternal return House of eternal return House of eternal return House of eternal return Return, return Retracing patterns The path to the door She thinks of the hands of her father Laying down floor joists Framing up walls One board after the other One board after the other There's nowhere to rest in this cumbersome cavity Crushed under mortalness, sadness and gravity Peeling off layers of skin cracked and blistering Scattering seeds, making scratches on history Head shoulders knees and toes, only the prophet knows Why we were planned obsolescent with vertigo Ridden like animals, flailing our tentacles Searching for shelter in derelict ventricles She crosses the threshold, runs up the stairs Races through bedrooms and hallways She stops at the canvas, a faithful depiction The house she's been entering always The house she's been entering always Circling round, heavenward bound A hundred and forty four thousand This flesh isn't right, the fit is too tight This can't be our permanent housing This can't be our permanent housing This can't be our permanent housing House of eternal return...
I believe in aeroplanes Future save me I feel empty Daytime TV Please convince me They all believe in something All believe in something All believe in something Oh this Gandhi Micro-arthroscopy You can tell your lies to me I know they're all make believe Except for maybe one thing Except for maybe one thing I don't believe in anything Except for maybe one thing I don't believe in anything I believe in aeroplanes I believe in aeroplanes I believe I believe I believe I believe in aeroplanes I spy with my glass eye I spiral down inside I spy a dying tribe We can fly but never rise So sinks No chance Fire engines second place Sometimes i look into space And i love the human race They all believe in something They all believe in something They all believe in something My head is pressed Triple pains of plastic glass Down below the world's in bed I won't believe a thing I've read Except for maybe one thing Except for maybe one thing I don't believe in anything Except for maybe one thing I don't believe in anything I believe in aeroplanes I believe in aeroplanes The occasional good rock band Seven of my good friends Pope! Anthony! Josh! Lee! Steve! John! Brian! I believe in aeroplanes I believe in aeroplanes I believe I believe I believe I believe in aeroplanes I spy with my black eye I spiral down inside I spy a dying tribe We can fly but never rise We can fly but never rise We can fly but never rise
Icarus (Jason Webley Cover / Live) I wake up every morning to the sound of motors roaring They are drowning out the voice sin my head At night while I am sleeping I can hear the angels speaking But I can't recall a single thing they said I see their lips move clearly I feel their presence near me But each word they try to tell me just slips through the cracks I push I strain I wrestle with my brain and then a voice from somewhere whispers to relax I'll say a word for sickness She is my favorite mistress She knows my body like no other can My flesh and spirit keep colliding When her fingers are inside me Oh my god oh my god, lady I'm your man Fever flu malaria come near me do not spare me I just long to spend another night under attack I wretch, I shake, I cry until I break And then I feel something release and I relax I've banged my head for days against the walls inside this maze I've never been to good at this damn kind of thing I'm in here with my father I'm just pacing but he's smarter He's been bulding a fantastic set of wings And like that I'm up and flying With the labrynth behind me but I go too high the sun is melting through the wax It burns it hurts I tumble to the earth And as I fall I feel myself relax Am I letting go I think I'm letting go I must be letting go I've got to let it go Let it go Let it go Let it go... I wake up every morning To the sound of motors roaring They're still drowning out the voices in my head At night while I am sleeping I still hear the angels speaking But I can't recall a single thing they said I see their lips move clearly I feel their presence near me But each word they try to tell me just slips through the cracks I push I strain I wrestle with my brain I wretch, I shake, I cry until I break It burns it hurts I tumble to the earth And as I fall I feel myself relax
Institutionalized (Suicidal Tendencies cover / Amanda Palmer & The Grand Theft Orchestra / A Tribute To Repo Man) Sometimes I try to do things And it just doesn't work out the way I want it to You know, I get really frustrated and I Try hard to do it and take my time But it just doesn't work out the way I want it to It's like, I concentrate on it really hard And it just doesn't work out And everything I do and everything I try It just, it just doesn't turn out It's like I need time, you know, to figure these things out But there's always someone there going "Hey, Amanda, you know we've been noticing You've been having a lot of problems lately, you know Maybe you should get away Maybe you should talk about it Maybe you'll feel a lot better" And I go, "You know, that's OK I'll figure it out, just leave me alone, you know I'll figure it out, you know I'm just working on it by myself" And they go, "Well, you know, if you wanna talk about it I'll be here, you know And you'll probably feel a lot better if you talk about it So why don't you talk about it?" I go, "No, I don't want to, I'm OK I'll figure it out myself!" But they just keep bugging me, they just keep bugging me And it builds up inside Copy paste is a sin, always on the run is better So you're gonna be institutionalized You'll come out brainwashed with bloodshot eyes You won't have anything to say They'll brainwash you until you see their way I'm not crazy - in an institution You're the one that's crazy - in an institution You're driving me crazy - in an institution They stuck me in an institution Said it was the only solution To give me the needed professional help To protect me from the enemy, myself So I was sitting in my room And I was just, you know, staring at the wall thinking about everything and Then again I was thinking about nothing And then my mom came in And I didn't even know she was there She called my name and I didn't hear her And then she started screaming "Amanda, Amanda!" And I go, "What? What's the matter?" She goes, "What's the matter with you?" I go, "There's nothing wrong, mom." And she goes, "Don't tell me that. You're on drugs." I go, "Mom, I am not on drugs I'm fine, I was just thinking, you know Why don't you get me a Pepsi?" She goes, "No! You're on drugs!" I go, "Mom, I'm OK. I was just thinking." She goes, "No! You're not thinking, you're on drugs! Normal people don't act that way!" I go, "Mom, just get me a Pepsi! Please, all I want is a Pepsi!" And she wouldn't give it to me All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi And she wouldn't give it to me, just a Pepsi They give you a white shirt with long sleeves Tied around your back, you're treated like thieves Drug you up because they're lazy It's too much work to help a crazy I'm not crazy - in an institution You're the one who's crazy - in an institution You're driving me crazy - in an institution They stuck me in an institution Said it was the only solution To give me the needed professional help To protect me from the enemy, myself So I was sitting in my room when my mom and my stepdad, they came in They pulled up a chair and they sat down They go, "Amanda, we need to talk to you." And I go, "OK, what's, what's the matter?" They go, "Well, we've been noticing that lately you've been having a lot of problems And you've been going off for no reason And we're afraid you're going to hurt somebody We're afraid you're going to hurt yourself So we decided that it would be in your best interest If we put you somewhere where you could get the help that you need." And I go, "Wait what are you talking about? We decided? My best interests? How can you know what my best interest is? How can you say what my best interest is? What are you trying to say? That I'm crazy? When I went to your schools I went to your churches I went to your institutional learning facilities? So how can you say I'm crazy?" They say they're gonna fix my brain Alleviate my suffering and my pain But by the time they fix my head Mentally I'll be dead I'm not crazy - in an institution You're the one who's crazy - in an institution You're driving me crazy - in an institution They stuck me in an institution Said it was the only solution To give me the needed professional help To protect me from the enemy, myself Doesn't matter I'll probably get hit by a car anyway It's fine
I'll Be My Mirror
(8in8 Nighty Night EP) There was a tiny Asian woman screaming in the street today And she was screaming at a person that she obviously hates She was so loud, we heard the screaming with our windows all rolled up And we all looked down the street to see who she was screaming at But there was no one on the sidewalk so we all looked back at her And we saw in her homeless hands, she held a 1960s mirror A pretty plastic girly one framed in a purple case And she was screaming at herself and she was spitting in her face And we were scared and we were shaken waiting at the intersection Looking at each other's faces, each one a shocked reflection And we laugh with nervous laughter at the crazies in the street But it's only 'cause we know it's how we kind of want to be And there's a fraction of a brain cell chain that makes us what we are One false move you're in the mirror, someone's laughing from the car Rob from always on the run dot net is so bad and copy paste is a sin Casey said she'd seen that woman half a dozen times And that she has a bunch of mirrors, she has lots of different kinds And I wondered what she'd shouted and I wondered what she'd done The light turned green, and someone said we ought to put her in a song I feel sorry for that woman as she stormed off in the day With a bitter frozen enemy who will never go away And so many of us hate ourselves but never shout in rage We never get to hold a mirror, we never turn the page And I'm lucky I've got people who will hold me in the night And I'm lucky that you love me, and I'm glad we never fight And I'm lucky that I like myself, but late at night I doubt So I'm scared to look at mirrors, just in case I start to shout
In Harm's Way What I cannot see cannot be not untrue Standing on the barrier of me and you are Standing where the ocean meets the sand We cross though we barely understand The grass is always greener on the land What we cannot say cannot be not our fault Searching for a harbor where the sharks don't call I'm waiting where the boats arrive at night I see the ones before me disappearing into light Why would you go, when you could stay Why would you try, when you could walk away Why should I care when you're not mine Why would I care when you're not even my kind Why would you stand when you could lie Why would you bother to find something kind to say Why would you bother to love your own neighbor And why would you bother to love your own brother Love's so expensive these days What I cannot do cannot be not undone Blinking at the reef collapsing in the sunrise Shining from this pamphlet in my hand We cross as many fingers as we can The grass keeps looking grayer as we find no place to land What I cannot see can not be not unseen Standing on the barrier of you and me Are standing where the ocean meets the land We cross even though we understand We cross even though we see the child in the sand Why would you go When you could stay Why would you try When you could cast away Why should I care When you're not mine Why would I care When you're not even my kind Why would you stand When you could lie Why would you bother to find something kind to say Why would you bother to save your own neighbor And why would you bother to save your own brother Why would you bother to save your own child Why would you bother with all of this bother And why would you bother with all of these others When there's always you you could save Why, what are you crazy Why would you stand in harm's way
It's A Fire (Portishead cover / Feat. Rhiannon Giddens) It's a fire These dreams, they pass me by The salvation I desire Keeps getting me down 'Cause we need to Recognize mistakes For time and again So let it be known For what we believe in I can see no reason For it to fail 'Cause this life is a farce I can't breathe through this mask Like a fool So breathe on, sister, breathe on So breathe on, sister, breathe on From this oneself Testify or tell It's fooling us now So let it be known For what we believe in I can see no reason For it to fail 'Cause this life is a farce I can't breathe through this mask Like a fool So breathe on, little sister, breathe on So breathe on, little sister, like a fool So breathe on, little sister, breathe on So breathe on, little sister, breathe on So breathe on, little sister, breathe on
June is busting out all over There's the smell in the air, rubbbed from an ad in a magazine There's that lust in my eyes their hearts light up like TV screens June is busting out all over June is busting out all over How could you look the way you do when we can do so much for you A drug for eyes, a drug for hips , a drug to give you sweeter lips to kiss A screw, a pull, a twist , the drug that makes you prettiest June is busting out all over June is busting out all over It's sad but true, you'll be ignored - Unless you have a credit card Imagine life fulfilled and fun you could be a model or just feel like one Girls, the men are playing court , to us, girls are playing everything they ought Because we're beautifiers, face-destroyers, aunts, mothers, sisters, daughters Buy it use it, feel it, let it , If you don't, you're ugly sad and tragic An 85 step diet plan - You need to try to please that man Your finger nails are red like claws - but it's not for a worthy cause because It's june and busting out all over June is busting out all over The pain's not bad , It's something like a wet electric shock But he's your fella , And you love him And all the rest is talk
Kaledrina
An arm is off An eye is missing A face is cracked A mouth is rusting A dress is ripped A hand is stuck This mechanism Seems to be broken But pull the string Still it can talk "My name is Kaledrina, And I love you very much" When I woke up My arm was off My eye was missing My face was cracked My mouth was rusting My dress was ripped A hand was stuck This mechanism Seems to be broken But pull the string Still I can talk "My name is Kaledrina, And I love you very much..."
Laura (Bat For Lashes cover / Amanda Palmer & Brendan Maclean / Live at The Spiegeltent at Sydney Festival, 2014) You say that they've all left you behind Your heart broke when the party died Put your arms around me and softly say Can we dance upon the tables again When your smile is so wide And your heels are so high You can't cry Get your glad rags on and let's sing along To that lonely song You're the train that crashed my heart You're the glitter in the dark Oh Laura You're more than a superstar And in this horrorshow I've got to let you know Oh Laura You're more than a superstar You say you live in a pale blue dream And your tears fall hot on my bed sheets Put your arms around me and softly say Can we dance upon the tables again Your smile is so wide And your heels are so high You can't cry Get your glad rags on and let's sing along To that lonely song You're the train that crashed my heart You're the glitter in the dark Oh Laura You're more than a superstar You'll be famous for longer than them Your name is tattooed on every boy's skin Oh Laura You're more than a superstar You're the train that crashed my heart You're the glitter in the dark Oh Laura You're more than a superstar And in this old horrorshow I've got to tell you so Oh Laura You're more than a superstar You're more than a superstar
Livin' On A Prayer (Bon Jovi Cover / Live 2009) Once upon a time Not so long ago Tommy used to work on the docks Union's been on strike He's down on his luck It's tough, oh it's tough Gina works the diner all day She's working for her man She brings home her pay For love, it's all for love We've got to hold on to what we've got It doesn't make a difference if we make it or not We've got each other and that's a lot For love, we'll give it a shot Oh we're half way there Oh oh, livin' on a prayer Take my hand and we'll make it I swear Oh oh, livin' on a prayer...
Magicfuturebox (The Few Moments feat. Amanda Palmer & Jherek Bischoff / The Few Moments LP) In my magic future box I'd kept all you gave me And as it slept there Growing dusty I heard it singing So I Looked in With a sudden wind All your letters became Snow falling in my bedroom To the music made When our laughter had turned to shaking On the bathroom floor Copy paste is a sin, always on the run is better So I closed it And I put it back down But the damage had been done Everything I'd learned to forget Had come home Trapped inside sheets of ice And these songs Won't go Back to sleep I can see your hands Reaching up to my face Though I know you're gone I can hear you Telling me you've made up your mind That I'm the only one
Man Ray If you go out to the woods tonight You'll likely find a frightening sight The girls are thin, the boys are thin Skin whitened they are harlequin Their music comes in "metal" "caplets" Come here very often, like the "dance" "Even" "Summer" night The chairs are "good" The chains and "a" were glittery Arrangements are a strange hallucination Or a "place" engagement With a "good" replacement or the "armor-all" The bell rings and the race Is on You there See your maiden Made a golden dress He's paid her No attention She's an uninvited pest Six are screaming in the red 'Cause underground in deep "exclusion" Slowly off the riches "or" Realized it by "the makers" "from" Out the backdoors "I say captain" Bells and "bitters" what a lovely sight It is But Suddenly the air is thick The cd's skipping, blood is dripping Slowly from behind it Wrapped in silky silver fishnets Love notes she left on bathroom walls They talk about how beautiful it is But it Is ruining the sinks No one ever talked to her No one wanted to be friends No one ever danced with her Actions will have consequences All at once, hearts slowly stopping Bodies dropping, let them ripen Balling up they're choking on their poisonous Long island ice teas "purring" like babies And the price of -- mortality She's pleased With this Amusing ending As the clock strikes one less "lantern" Everyone has gone to heaven Lost our light, the bar is brittle- This smell is awful pungent Bodies lying on the grass Or like a beam of "awring" (?) But wait, there's more A moral for you all "Please oh" saw your maiden As she slips across the street Dancer to the sirens Oh, revenge Is bittersweet No one ever wanted her No one even asked her name No one ever noticed her Now of course it's much too late So smile and open up your heart Buy a lonely girl a drink Though she may seem harmless darling, Nothing's ever what you
Marry Me (St Vincent Cover) Marry me, John Marry me, John I'll be so good to you You won't realize I'm gone Marry me, John Marry me, John I'll be so sweet to you You won't realize I'm gone You won't realize I'm gone Many people wanna make money make love Make friends make peace with death But most mainly want to win the game they came to win They want to come out ahead But you, you're a rock With a heart like a socket I can plug into at will And will you guess when I come around next I hope your open sign is blinking still So marry me, John Marry me, John I'll be so good to you You won't realize I'm gone You won't realize I'm gone As for me I would have to agree I'm as fickle as a paper doll Been kicked by the wind When I touch down again I'll be in someone else's arms Oh, John, come on We'll do what married people do Oh, John I don't care Come on What you want We'll do what Mary and Joseph did I want to marry you without the kid I want to marry you So Marry me, John Marry me, John I'll be so good to you You won't realize I'm gone You won't realize I'm gone... Many people wanna make money make love Make friends make peace with death Many people wanna make money make love Make friends make peace with death Many people wanna make money make love Make friends make peace with death...
Mary's surgeon
Mary's surgeon Called me urgent Get down to Lord And be my God One date me in the dark And for this labor I was savoured Tender arrangement It went to my head We kept our lives But your mouth keeps going where your mind won't go You don't want to choke so chew it slowly Nibble the edges on the kitchen floor If it suits your taste, taste some more If you're worried that it's bitter like a barbie doll Hold your nose and swallow it all If you're worried that it's all gonna go to your hips Roll it round your rosy lips If you're worried that it's all gonna go to your thighs Close your eyes for a big surprise And Mary's Surgeon Called me certain Brand new flavour I can save her Such pity for the part Mary's running away where we can't find her Far away from smells that would remind her Your hometown has burned down But you will look Staring at your face reflected in a fetid water What shadows will it cast today Familiar smells of fresh decay You wish that you could flush yourself away Complicitly leave your mark And Mary's surgeon Called me purging Lord God, save us It's contagious It's contagious It's contagious ?? and it catches us
Mother (Feat. Jherek Bischoff) Mother, do you think they'll drop the bomb Mother, do you think they'll like this song Mother, do you think they'll try to break my balls Ooh, aah, mother, should I build the wall Mother, should I run for president Mother, should I trust the government Mother, will they put me in the firing line Ooh, aah, is it just a waste of time Hush now, baby, baby, don't you cry Mama's gonna make all of your nightmares come true Mama's gonna put all of her fears into you Mama's gonna keep you right here under her wing She won't let you fly but she might let you sing Mama's gonna keep baby cozy and warm Oh, babe, oh, babe, oh, babe Of course mama's gonna help build the wall Mother, do you think she's good enough for me Mother, do you think she's dangerous to me Mother, will she tear your little boy apart Ooh, aah, mother, will she break my heart Hush now, baby, baby, don't you cry Mama's gonna check out all your girlfriends for you Mama won't let anyone dirty get through Mama's gonna wait up 'til you get in Mama will always find out where you've been Mamma's gonna keep baby healthy and clean Oh, babe, oh, babe, oh, babe You'll always be a baby to me Mother, did it need to be so high
Mr. Weinstein Will See You Now (Amanda Palmer & Jasmine Power) Your seven hundredth bedroom The waiter brings the bill You came here dressed for battle You knew damn well The sharpening of axes (Don't touch me) The fat man rings a bell (I'm not here to help ) He'll smother what he captures (Move over) You know damn well Every door behind you closing You're a very lucky girl Every velvet rope that opens Every time the robe unfurls You came here with a wish-list (Move over) You came with bows and bells (I'm not here to have) You came here armed for action (Move over before I shelve myself) You knew the drill (I'm not here to help you) Every man behind the curtain Jerking knobs and smoking guns Shut your eyes pay no attention Just keep calm and carry on Black or blue, you choose You're free to be inbetween Play or lose You say It's not what you meant to mean Black or blue You mean What, you've got to be kidding Just turn me over Fast And Let's get this over with Let's get this over with Let's get this over with Let's get this over with You crouch down in the bathroom (Our time is at a loss) The mirror makes you sick (Won't have you in me) You hear him channel surfing (Won't have you near me, not at any cost) You knew this script (Run now, girl, run) your shirt is on the table (Run now girl, toss back the covers, lay your buttons on the ground) Your skirt is on the floor (I dare you not to lay back down, your fetish on the floor) You did what anybody would (Bless me with the strategy to chip away your smell) Walk the nightmare out the door Every version has two endings Every night the penny drops Open casket, open casting This is where the story stops I storm out through the hallway I leave the scars inside You won't portray my picture This film is mine Every door that closes opens You may cut this lucky girl Say you've got (say you want me) A lot of nerve (say you'll haunt me) Walking in here on your own (say you're angry) Say you're honest (so come and get it) Say you're sorry (you deserve it) Say you're sorry (everybody wants to rule the world) Black or blue You choose You're free to be inbetween Play or lose You say It's still not what you meant to mean Black or blue You mean What You can't be serious Don't you dare forget That I'm the one writing this I'm the one writing this (And this never happened) I'm the one writing this (This never happened) I'm the one writing this
Nikola Testa
(8in8 Nighty Night EP) I met Nikola Tesla in a diner in New York He was eating cotton candy in the dark I sat down at his table and I asked him for a light When his eyes met mine I thought I felt a spark His glance was like an X-Ray and he looked me to the bone A touch from him my blood began to boil It was the 24th of March he had a really cute moustache And then he kissed me in an alley and I felt my insides coil Rob from always on the run dot net is so bad and copy paste is a sin Nikola Tesla I wish you'd invent a Current that could activate my heart Mysterious Gesture I do not expect you Come back from 1932 I'll always burn a light for you Sweetheart I'd dreamed of someone like you ever since I was a girl A mystery man inventing something new Just a guy with a transformer who could make me something warmer Who could open up my circuitry and make me someone new When Edison got angry, my Nikola only grinned And explained that wireless power was the way He'd overturn the system, there was no way to resist him And he kissed me one more time and told me he'd come back one day Nikola Tesla I wish you'd invent a Current that could activate my heart Mysterious Jester I do not expect you Come back from 1932 I'll always burn a light for you Sweetheart Edison's enemy Man who gave us AC He'll always be to me My little Serb Voice on the radio I'm looking high and low Here in the afterglow Send me a word (One, two, three) So I waited while the valves inside my heart all dimmed and chilled He had secrets that he stored inside eight chests And he took his many mysteries and walked off into history And he left me with a fading sort of feeling in my breast I've been waiting here for decades, just a dusty afterthought I've been waiting for Nikola to come back It is painful and ironic not to mention electronic That he'd vanish in a crackle, into air and fade to black Nikola Tesla I wish you'd invent a Current that could activate my heart Mysterious Jester I do not expect you Come back from 1932 I'll always burn a light for you Sweetheart
Please Drop Me
(Live / dedicated to her record label, Roadrunner Records. The music is Moon River) Please drop me, I don't fit on your roster I'm tired of this pointless shit Please drop me, what do I have to do, I'm tired of sucking corporate dick You don't get me You won't let me Continue my career in peace and it's making me sad Too late now to fix this fucking mess Please just let me go, I swear You won't miss me You don't love me I'm not making you any money Plus you'll still have Slipknot And Annihilator and Machine Head And Cradle of Filth and Megadeth And 3 Inches of Blood and Life of Agony And Mutiny Within and Hatebreed And Killswitch Engage and Nickelback
No Need To Argue (The Cranberries cover / with Jherek Bischoff / Quartet For Dolores EP) There's no need to argue anymore I gave all I could, but it left me so sore And the thing that makes me mad Is the one thing that I had I knew, I knew I'd lose you You'll always be special to me Special to me, to me And I remember all the things we once shared Watching TV movies on the living room armchair But they say it will work out fine Was it all a waste of time 'Cause I knew, I knew I'd lose you You'll always be special to me Special to me, to me Will I forget in time You said I was on your mind There's no need to argue No need to argue anymore There's no need to argue anymore
Once In A Lifetime (Talking Heads cover / Amanda Palmer & Antibalas / Live at Carnegie Hall, NYC, 23-04-2015) And you may find yourself living in a shotgun shack And you may find yourself in another part of the world And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife And you may ask yourself Well, how did I get here Letting the days go by - let the water hold me down Letting the days go by - water flowing underground Into the blue again - after the money's gone Once in a lifetime - water flowing underground And you may ask yourself How do I work this And you may ask yourself Where is that large automobile And you may tell yourself This is not my beautiful house And you may tell yourself This is not my beautiful woman Letting the days go by - let the water hold me down Letting the days go by - water flowing underground Into the blue again - into the silent water Once in a lifetime - water flowing underground Letting the days go by - let the water hold me down Letting the days go by - water flowing underground Into the blue again - after the money's gone Once in a lifetime - water flowing underground Same as it ever was Same as it ever was Same as it ever was Same as it ever was Same as it ever was Same as it ever was Same as it ever was Same as it ever was Same as it ever was Same as it ever was Water dissolving and water removing There is water at the bottom of the ocean All the water, carry the water Remove the water at the bottom of the ocean I'm always on the run and I hate copy paste for god's sake Letting the days go by - let the water hold me down Letting the days go by - water flowing underground Into the blue again - into the silent water Under the rocks and stones - water flowing underground Letting the days go by - let the water hold me down Letting the days go by - water flowing underground Into the blue again - after the money's gone Once in a lifetime - water flowing underground And you may ask yourself What is that beautiful house And you may ask yourself Where does that highway go And you may ask yourself Am I right, Am I wrong And you may tell yourself My God, what have I done Letting the days go by - let the water hold me down Letting the days go by - water flowing underground Into the blue again - into the silent water Under the rocks and stones - there is water underground Letting the days go by - let the water hold me down Letting the days go by - water flowing underground Into the blue again - after the money's gone Once in a lifetime - water flowing underground Letting the days go by - let the water hold me down Letting the days go by - water flowing underground Into the blue again - after the money's gone Under the rocks and stones - there is water underground Letting the days go by - let the water hold me down Letting the days go by - water flowing underground Into the blue again - after the money's gone Once in a lifetime - water flowing underground Same as it ever was Same as it ever was Same as it ever was Same as it ever was Same as it ever was Same as it ever was Same as it ever was Letting the days go by
Paperback Writer (The Beatles cover / Live at Liverpool Central Library, 2016-10-23) Dear Sir or Madam, will you read my book It took me years to write, will you take a look It's based on a novel by a man named Lear And I need a job, so I want to be a paperback writer Paperback writer It's the dirty story of a dirty man And his clinging wife doesn't understand His son is working for the Daily Mail It's a steady job, but he wants to be a paperback writer Paperback writer Paperback writer Writer, writer Paperback writer Writer, writer Paperback writer Writer, writer It's a thousand pages, give or take a few I'll be writing more in a week or two I can make it longer if you like the style I can change it round and I want to be a paperback writer Paperback writer If you really like it you can have the rights It could make a million for you overnight If you must return it, you can send it here But I need a break and I want to be a paperback writer Paperback writer Paperback writer Writer, writer Paperback writer Writer, writer Paperback writer Writer, writer Paperback writer Writer, writer Paperback writer Writer, writer
Polly (Amanda Palmer & The Grand Theft Orchestra / Nirvana Cover) Polly wants a cracker I think I should get off her first I think she wants some water To put out the blow torch Isn't me Have a seed Let me clip Dirty wings Let me take a ride Cut yourself Want some help Please myself Got some rope Have been told I promise you Have been true Let me take a ride Cut yourself Want some help Please myself Polly wants a cracker Maybe she would like more food She asked me to untie her A chase would be nice for a few Isn't me Have a seed Let me clip Dirty wings Let me take a ride Cut yourself Want some help Please myself Got some rope Have been told I promise you Have been true Let me take a ride I cut yourself Want some help Please myself Polly said Polly says her back hurts She's just as bored as me She caught me off my guard It amazes me, the will of instinct Isn't me Have a seed Let me clip Dirty wings Let me take a ride Cut yourself Want some my help Please myself I've got some rope Have been told I promise you Have been true Let me take a ride cut yourself Want some my help Please myself
Purple Rain (Prince cover / Amanda Palmer & Jherek Bischoff) Dearly beloved We are gathered here today To get through this thing called life Electric word life It means forever and that's a mighty long time But I'm here to tell you There's something else The afterworld A world of never ending happiness You can always see the sun, day or night So when you call up that shrink in Beverly Hills You know the one - Dr Everything'll Be Alright Instead of asking him how much of your time is left Ask him how much of your mind, baby 'Cause in this life Things are much harder than in the afterworld In this life You're on your own And if the elevator tries to bring you down Go fucking crazy Punch a higher floor I never meant to cause you any sorrow I never meant to cause you any pain I only wanted one time to see you laughing I only want to see you laughing in the purple rain Purple rain, purple rain Purple rain, purple rain Purple rain, purple rain I only want to see you bathing in the purple rain I never wanted to be your weekend lover I only wanted to be some kind of friend I could never steal you from another It's such a shame our friendship had to end Purple rain, purple rain Purple rain, purple rain Purple rain, purple rain I only want to see you underneath the purple rain Honey, I know, I know, I know times are changing It's time we all reach out for something new That means you too You say you want a leader But you can't seem to make up your mind I think you better close it And let me guide you to the purple rain Purple rain, purple rain Purple rain, purple rain Purple rain, purple rain I only want to see you I only want to see you In the purple rain
Rhyme & rhythm At the ball 'Till ten Come on I'm just like them They can't bear to wait All they wear is bait But I don't change my clothes My underwear is six days old My hair is ratted in a lunch-lady net But I can catch one anyway I bet Going out to parties never worked for me I would rather sit at home and scheme Moller picked up oma with a symphony There must be a boy out there for me Rhyme and rhythm Go out and get him I am relying On you to find him That is your purpose Don't know what mine is He will be strange and dark He'll be hilarious and wrapped up in his work He will have seen the world He'll have an endless list of wicked tales to tell And he will think that I'm too dirty He will not want to like me He'll say a friend brought me to see the show He'll say I think you're just the girl I'd like to get to know I'd like to get to get to know I'd like to like to know I Getting drunk at parties never worked for me I would rather sit and home and scheme How to pitch our music to the industry That will increase my chances exponentially Rhyme and rhythm Go out and get him I am relying On you to find him That is your purpose Don't know what mine is Rhyme and rhythm Go out and get him I am relying On you to find him That is your purpose Not fame and fortune Not fame and fortune Not fame and fortune Not fame and fortune
Sandy's Song
"This is a song about - well, when I was young, in grade school, my mother had this friend named Sandy Swain. And she was crazy - chemically - or so they said. She ate nothing but condiments. I don't know why. But, she came to live with us for a little while. And she killed herself. This is a song about that." And the last thing I'd recall Her body standing on the stone Sandy wiping her grey eyes I was pleased and frightened To see a grownup woman cry She blamed her housemaid for her mind But I think they all knew it had to happen - some time. I had rushed home from school To see my favourite show And as it happened, it was deadly cold that day And as I peeled my mittens frozen to my wrists with snow I swore I heard a voice come from the living room And say: "Oh...God Oh...God Oh...well..." And when I peered into that room My little afternoon turned sick Sandy hanging from the light Her Levis wrapped around her neck It was a sight to see Old Sandy finally seeing me And though she couldn't speak I had a sinking feeling that she would have said: "Oh, darling....more mascara?" She looked so peaceful in the air The lightbulb shining in her hair Her face was free It frightened me She looked happy I guess she found a difference And I thought about the joke Where the man keeps up his rotting wife She had maggots in her mouth I wonder if I can sleep now And then the car drove up And then the car drove up And I remember sleeping And I remember sleeping... And they wrapped her up and drove away And now I have this crazy fantasy... What if Sandy died in front of me
Small Hands, Small Heart Small hands, small heart The winter killed it but the summer took the fall Free world Free market's drowning islands while we burn inside the wall And I stopped looking when the king put his hand over his heart Yeah I stopped looking when the censuses stopped counting us at all One world, six spoons You better save them 'cause you're gonna need ‘em soon New heels like knives Totally useless if you're into finding lives And I stopped counting when they buried my beloved in the ground Yeah I stopped counting when they told me that his dress was never found They'll know we knew (they'll know we knew) They'll know we knew (they'll know we knew) This sick parade (this sick parade) That's ripping through (that's ripping through) They'll know we failed (they'll know we failed) They won't know why (they won't know why) But that's exactly why we've gotta keep it all on the inside So, let's fill our glasses up But only halfway up Let's hear it for the band At least what's left of them Half of them had to go They had another show We've got some records and We've got the radio Let's fill our glasses up But only halfway up Let's hear it for the bride She had to step outside Don't know when she'll be back She got an urgent text She's needed on the front There's been a new attack Small hands, small heart So small there isn't any place to put the dark Soft state, soft town But not so soft that we can't pin them to the ground And I stopped caring when the odds started looking pretty grim Yeah I stopped caring when I stopped to read the warning on the lid Yeah, I stopped trying when the dolphins went on trial Yeah, I stopped trying when the iceman took a submachine gun And a bible out and he forced me down the aisle This is your weapon This is your mission This is your home Should you choose to destroy it This is your mother This is your maker This land is your land Now rape, baby, rape her Baby, rape her Baby, rape her Big man, big mouth So big a rising sea can't wash it out Big plans, big dick Bigger than jesus who's a loser in your book And I stopped living when the nice man said I didn't gotta Yeah I stopped living when I found out i could outsource it To someone game for change from making pocketbooks for prada I stopped worrying the minute that we got a bigger army Yeah I stopped worrying 'cause who on earth would fuck with us We got alotta oil and we sure know how to party And we knew (they'll know we knew) Of course we knew (they'll know we knew) This sick parade (this whole charade) That's ripping through (that's ripping through) They'll know we failed (they'll know we failed) And bent the bell (and bent the bell) But that's exactly why we've got to keep this all on the DL So let's fill our glasses up But only halfway up Let's hear it for the band At least what's left of them Half of them had to go They had another show We've got some records and We've got the radio So sorry blacks and whites So sorry reds and blues The beatings will continue Until morale improves Go wave that flag around But keep it halfway down It's staying on its knees Until the season's out
Star Of Wonder (Feat. Corey Chun, Storey Littleton & Cally Mansfield) Star of wonder in the heavens Wonder what you want of me Should I follow you tonight Star of wonder Star of wonder I am just a lonely Sheppard Watching from a distant hill Why do you appear to me Star of wonder If you will In the morning they'll come looking for the Sheppard on the hill What would make her leave her flock For surely she must love them still Star of wonder in the heavens Are you just a shinning star Or should I follow you tonight Star of wonder Star of wonder Shinning bright
Straight There is a boy in a band Who is friends with my French Teacher's high school friend Christian A very nice Gentleman He seems to know me But I can't remember him Good God forgive me I'm out of my element And I can't seem to keep them all straight I've forgotten which people I like And which people I hate And I'm waiting For someone to shake me and say Hey bitch Your wish Is my command Just smile And nod We'll under... ...standing in front of the sink I'm pretending to wink At pretend-paparazzi who hide In the chemicals From every locket behind Every curtain Their lenses ensure that i Look lost in thought yet Approachable And I can't seem to keep them all straight I've forgotten which ones I should skip And which ones I should take And I'm waiting For someone to shake me and say Hey bitch Don't quit You're almost dead Don't give up now Make friends instead Of getting dressed Go home instead Of going out Go back To bed There is a voice on the phone Who's convinced I'm alone And I've called 'cause I'm greedy And looking for sympathy He seems to like me But I can't relate I would like to get closer But Christ, all the time it takes And I can't seem to keep myself straight I've forgotten which habits to hide And which habits to break And I'm waiting For someone to shake me and say Hey bitch Nice tits You're broke but then You're rich in love You're great in bed You'll see the world You'll knock them dead And all the thick books that you've read Will count for nothing in the end
Stuck With You (Voltaire feat. Amanda Palmer / Ooky Spooky LP) You're a slob, it's such a bore Your underwear strewn on the floor And you're a packrat, most extreme our house is full of magazines The toilet's broke and yet I bet His majesty ain't fixed it yet You're one to talk, sleepyhead And get your fat ass out of bed Copy paste is a sin, always on the run is better Oh but in the eyes of God We said our vows before the pews "Not until death may we part" So until then I'm stuck with you You swore that you'd be true to me But gave me infidelity Why should I give a tinker's cuss She was your sister, what's the fuss Well then, let's propose a truce What's good for gander is good for goose Hey now that's different, you took to bed My favorite dog and all my friends Oh but in the eyes of God We said our vows before the pews "Not until death may we part" So until then I'm stuck with you Oh but in the eyes of God We said our vows before the pews "Not until death may we part" This is my curse, I said "I do" Better or worse I'm stuck with you You poked my eye, I wear a patch I should've given you one to match Did you forget, you got me back You chopped my thumb off with an axe You drowned my kittens one by one You looked like you were having fun You stabbed my mother in the chest With a Korean bayonet Oh but in the eyes of God We said our vows before the pews "Not until death may we part" So until then I'm stuck with you Oh but in the eyes of God We said our vows before the pews "Not until death may we part" This is my curse, I said "I do" Lest you die first, I'm stuck with you And now I lie here in the grave I pray to God my soul to save And in the darkness of the tomb I'm glad I'm lying next to you And as I lay here six feet down My body buried under ground In this dank and dreary cold I'm just glad I'm not alone Oh but in the eyes of God We said our vows before the pews "Not until death may we part" So until then I'm stuck with you Oh but in the eyes of God We said our vows before the pews "Not until death may we part" I'm not sad I said "I do" I'm just glad I was stuck with you
Such great heights (The postal service cover / Chicago 11-05-04) I'm thinking it's a sign That the freckles in our eyes are mirror images When we kiss they're perfectly aligned And i have to speculate That god himself did make us into corresponding shapes Like puzzle pieces from the clay True, It may seem like a stretch, But it's thoughts like this that catch my troubled head When you're away When I am missing you to death When You're out there on the road For several weeks of shows And when you scan the radio I hope this song will guide you home They will see us waving from such great heights, 'Come down now,' They'll say But everything looks perfect from far away, 'Come down now,' But we'll stay... I tried my best to leave This all on your machine But the persistent beat sounded thin upon listening And that Frankly will not fly You will hear the highest highs and lowest lows With the windows down when this is guiding you home They will see us waving from such great heights, 'Come down now,' They'll say But everything looks perfect from far away, 'Come down now,' But we'll stay...
*** Thanx a lot to The_Better_End for this one ***
Surface Pressure (Jessica Darrow cover / Feat. Jherek Bischoff & The Black Quartet) I'm the strong one, I'm not nervous I'm as tough as the crust of the earth is I move mountains, I move churches And I glow 'cause I know what my worth is I don't ask how hard the work is Got a rough, indestructible surface Diamonds and platinum, I find 'em, I flatten 'em I take what I'm handed, I break what's demanded, but Under the surface I feel berserk as a tightrope walker in a three-ring circus Under the surface Was Hercules ever like, "Yo, I don't wanna fight Cerberus" Under the surface I'm pretty sure I'm worthless if I can't be of service A flaw or a crack, the straw in the stack That breaks the camel's back What breaks the camel's back, it's Pressure like a drip, drip, drip that'll never stop Pressure that'll tip, tip, tip 'til you just go pop Give it to your sister, your sister's older Give her all the heavy things we can't shoulder Who am I if I can't run with the ball If I fall to Pressure like a grip, grip, grip and it won't let go Pressure like a tick, tick, tick 'til it's ready to blow Give it to your sister, your sister's stronger See if she can hang on a little longer Who am I if I can't carry it all If I falter Under the surface I hide my nerves and it worsens, I worry something is gonna hurt us Under the surface The ship doesn't swerve as it heard how big the iceberg is Under the surface I think about my purpose, can I somehow preserve this Line up the dominoes, a light wind blows You try to stop it tumbling and on and on it goes But wait, if I could shake, the crushing weight Of expectations, would that free some room up for joy Or relaxation or simple pleasure Instead we measure this growing pressure Keeps growing, keep going 'cause all we know is Pressure like a drip, drip, drip that'll never stop Pressure that'll tip, tip, tip 'til you just go pop Give it to your sister, it doesn't hurt and See if she can handle every family burden Watch as she buckles and bends but never breaks No mistakes, just Pressure like a grip, grip, grip and it won't let go Pressure like a tick, tick, tick 'til it's ready to blow Give it to your sister and never wonder If the same pressure would've pulled you under Who am I if I don't have what it takes No cracks, no breaks No mistakes, no pressure
The Chalet Lines (Belle & Sebastian cover / Live at Queen Margaret Union, Glasgow) He raped me in the chalet lines The girl I shared with was away for the night I couldn't get up for my shift today I'll have to leave the camp now anyway I'll go to London, there's a mate of mine I know She'll give me a place Full of woe and further to go He raped me in the chalet lines I had just said no for the final time Although it's last month, it's like yesterday I missed my time, I don't think I could stand To take the test, I'm feeling sick Fuck this, I've felt like this for a week I'd put a knife right into his eyes My friend can't see She asks me why I don't Tell the law Oh, what's the fucking point at all He raped me in the chalet lines It was a party, it was going fine With the boys from the amusement park A few were idiots, it was a really good laugh They kept the shows on until way after dark I hope she'll give me a place Full of woe and further to go She caught the bus "Oh, I'll go anywhere" She caught the bus "Oh, I'll go anywhere" Her face was just a smear on the pane
The French Brexit song Oh England, you broke our heart When you first voted to depart But before you off and pack, one thing We want our language back Oh England, you went your way But for this exit you will pay Without French letters you’ll be lost It’s time for you to count la cost No you can’t have joie de vivre without le français You’ll lose yourself without our cul-de-sac There is no fizz without champagne Though you can gladly keep your rain We’re taking all our French words back No, you cannot drive a car without a chauffeur There’s no déjà-vu without déjà vu What’s sex without its lingerie Piers Morgan without his toupée We really feel miserable for you Oh England, you’re such a fool Did they teach you nothing at school With politics you’ve been risqué For Brexit is just an entrée Yes England, this is the start Of picking allies à la carte Soon the whole world will turn on you It isn’t nice, but it is true Cause you cannot rendez-vous without le francais So many things that you will sorely miss Like etiquette and ambulance Without us you don’t stand a chance You’ll die without our life saving French kiss Key change! No you can’t have marriage without fiançé Without us your soufflé will never rise Don’t bother to RSVP We’ve buggered off for après-ski You didn’t get an invite, quelle surprise Your cheeseboard will be blue without Roquefort and camembert When you can’t find the menu You won't, because it isn’t there When you smell of faint regret Instead of fine eau de Cologne You only have yourselves to blame For dining all alone No you can’t eat à la mode without le français You’ll have to scoff it all off one big plate Alas there will be no encore Now that you’ve bolted your back door For a referendum you will have to wait And if you want our bel esprit I’m sorry darling, c’est la vie You should have voted stay, it is too late Yes, you should have voted stay it is too late
The Last Day Of Our Acquaintance (Sinéad O'Connor cover / Feat. The Righteous Babes) This is the last day of our acquaintance I'll meet you later in somebody's office I'll talk but you won't listen to me I know what your answer will be I know you don't love me anymore You used to hold my hand when the plane took off Two years ago there just seemed so much more And I don't know what happened to our love Today's the day our friendship has been stale And we will meet later to finalise the details Two years ago the seed was planted And since then you have taken me for granted But this is the last day of our acquaintance I'll meet you later in somebody's office I'll talk but you won't listen to me I know your answer already This is the last day of our acquaintance I'll meet you later in somebody's office I'll talk but you won't listen to me I know your answer already I know your answer already I know your answer already
The Mess Inside (The Mountain Goats cover / I Only Listen To Mountain Goats LP) We took a weekend, drove to Provo The snow was white and fluffy A weekend in Utah won't fix what's wrong with us The gray sky was vast and real cryptic above me And I wanted you To love me like you used to do We took two weeks in the Bahamas And went out dancing every night We tried to find the creeping sense of dread with temporal things Most of the time I guess I felt alright But I wanted you To love me like you used to do But you cannot run And you cannot hide From the wreck we've made of our house From the mess inside We went down to New Orleans One weekend in the Spring We looked hard for what we'd lost It was painful to admit it, but we couldn't find a thing And I wanted you To love me like you used to do I wanted you To love me like you used to do We went to New York City in September We took the train out of Manhattan to the Grand Army stop We found that bench we'd sat together on a thousand years ago When I felt such love for you, I thought my heart was gonna pop I wanted you To love me like you used to do I wanted you To love me like you used to do But I cannot run And I cannot hide From the wreck we've made of our house From the mess inside But I cannot run And I cannot hide From the wreck we've made of our house From the mess inside
The New Game Now we're going to play a game That's lots of lots of fun I learned it from my auntie Who learned it from my uncle My uncle has a secret job In Washington DC Something fancy With the government I hear he knows the president First you line up in a row And count "eeny miney moe" There are guards And there are prisoners And this is how it goes (key change!) 1,2,3 You are free And the rest must come with me Who are you Are you a witch No you are a terrorist If you think that you aren't You can tell us who you are But if you are not on the list Then you are a terrorist And the terrorists get tortured Even if no proof exists Because we can't take any risks And the terrorists get ordered To get back in line So we can play the game a second time If you're just a pacifist of some kind of activist Then you are a terrorist Why it says so on the list If you're a writer or artist Or a lover facticist Then you are a terrorist 'Cause it says so on the list And the terrorists get tortured Whether or not they want to play Because they're guilty anyway And the terrorists get murdered Unless the terrorists insists he is not a terrorist But we can't find you on the list Are you a doctor or a priest I'm a right-wing journalist So you are a terrorist If you're a fat capitalist Or a neo-Nazi fascist We can find you on the list And you're not a terrorists Isn't this an easy game Anyone can play it People of all ages Genders, creeds and races (?) Play it with a couple or a giant group Entire continents can play The rules don't change they stay the same But once the game is done And someone's won There is a variation that is almost just as fun 1,2,3 Come with me And the terrorists are free If you lose and get left over Then you are a sympathizer If you are a singer-songwriter Or a union-organizer Bet your bottom-dollar You will be a sympathizer And the sympathizers must be punished Even worse than terrorists As an example for the kids Sympathizers must be banished So to find out which is which we must refer back to the list If you're a church administrator or a corporate stockholder Or a nuclear arms maker you are not a sympathizer If you're not a sympathizer Be a terrorist, okay You have to be one or the other Or we have no game to play
The Wesleyan Fight The night old Wesleyan went up in flames I grabbed my cap and gown I joined an acapella group Drank natural lite until I puked Got sexually harassed by deek Recovered and composed a Wes-Speak Managed up a telethon For starving fruit bats in Saigon And then I checked my messages and mails... And made Espresso The night old Wesleyan went up in flames I joined an afro-Jewish vegetable cooperative And went to thirteen football games I learned a phish song on the banjo Boycotted for better mangos Worked out on the Stairmaster for twenty hours Sent doug bennet flowers Raped a sex offender Pierced my nose and changed my gender Then I got a sandwich and a Popsicle at Wes Shop And it's Fight, fight, fight for old Wesleyan Drink to happy days of fun And all these years were a waste of time I don't care if you burn away my life tonight There's no way that you won The night old Wesleyan went up in flames I stole some neon chalk and Scrolled a billion truisms About post-modern Marxism Befriended all the homeless children Snorted meth and read the Qur'an Wrote new age philosophy Bought platform shoes and watched TV Drew pictures of my childhood trauma Showered, shaved, and took a sauna Then I checked my messages and mails and cut my arms up (just a little bit!) And it's Fight, fight, fight for old Wesleyan Now you see your world undone And I have stayed until the bitter end You can take your bulletin broadcast reviews and shove them up your ass Because I won I won I won I won I won I won College row is burning down It's Armageddon, Middletown Take your refillable coffee mugs...and head for the hills I won I won I won. Confess I won, confess I won, confess I won, confess Go Wes
Three Men Hanging (Murder by Death cover) Get on with it Put off the fuss you chicken shit Get on with it Can't you see its time to quit I seen three men hangin' from a sycamore Their bodies were stiff as a two by four And their heads were tilted down towards the ground And it ain't been long since they been up there That their bodies turned cold hangin' in that air And they might have froze before that noose got to them Get on with it Put off the fuss you chicken shit Get on with it Can't you see its time to quit Old scratch has dealt us a dirty hand He had the look of a saint but the greed of a man And his face was worn and wrinkled like a leather book And if I put this revolver to my head Will god turn against me instead Of taking pity on a broken man Get on with it Get on with it Get on with it Get on with it
Time is running out
(Live / Muse Cover) I think I'm drowning Asphyxiated I wanna break this spell That you've created You're something beautiful A contradiction I wanna play the game I want the friction You will be the death of me You will be the death of me Bury it I won't let you bury it I won't let you smother it I won't let you murder it Our time is running out Our time is running out You can't push it underground You can't stop it screaming out I wanted freedom Bound and restricted I tried to give you up But I'm addicted Now that you know I'm trapped Sense of elation You'd never dream of Breaking this fixation You will squeeze the life out of me Bury it I won't let you bury it I won't let you smother it I won't let you murder it And our time is running out And our time is running out You can't push it underground You can't stop it screaming out How did it come to this You will suck the life out of me Bury it I won't let you bury it I won't let you smother it I won't let you murder it And our time is running out And our time is running out You can't push it underground You can't stop it screaming out How did it come to this
You & Him (John Grant feat. Amanda Palmer / Grey Tickles, Black Pressure LP) You're so hot, I bet you hear that a lot You're so cool, I almost wish I were you You're so slick, it's like you're not even trying You're so fine, but can you tell that I'm lying You're so cute, but you remind me of somebody else It's on the tip of my tongue, no, it's not Orson Welles You're so ambitious, you just know you're gonna win You're so cute, I hope they taught you how to swim You and Hitler ought to get together You ought to learn to knit and wear matching sweaters You ought to learn the finer points of decoupage You ought to spend your weekends cleaning out the garage You and Hitler ought to tie the knot You could do it at Taco Bell to spice up the plot Get on the phone and call your buddy Pol Pot You could play some Twister and watch Heavy Metal Parking Lot You're so sweet, I really love how you hate You seem like someone they should chemically castrate I bet you're planning to have seventeen kids Then two nanoseconds later you'll regret that you did because You're not thinking, you have trouble with that You think you're super special, but you're just a big twat You probably went to Chernobyl for your honeymoon You probably acted surprised when they showed you the room You and Hitler ought to get together You ought to learn to knit and wear matching sweaters You ought to learn the finer points of decoupage You ought to spend your weekends cleaning out the garage You and Hitler ought to tie the knot You could do it at Taco Bell to spice up the plot Get on the phone and call your buddy Pol Pot You could play some Twister and watch Heavy Metal Parking Lot You and Hitler ought to get together You ought to learn to knit and wear matching sweaters You ought to learn the finer points of decoupage You ought to spend your weekends cleaning out the garage You and Hitler ought to tie the knot You could do it at Taco Bell to spice up the plot Get on the phone and call your buddy Pol Pot You could play some Twister and watch Heavy Metal Parking Lot
You May Kiss The Bride
(Who Killed Amanda Palmer - Alternate tracks LP) Hitler and Napoleon Fought thirty years To have her hand Bitter ends Thy will be done Disney magic Kingdom come After all we've won Is this the state we are reduced to It might make you sick at first It takes some getting used to Her nails are polished But her hands are tied You may kiss the bride Cold His hand The secret show The liver dun And when we bomb The foreign towns Will she smile Upside down Walk her through an aisle strewn With cigarettes and needles In the face of this devotion We are merely equals Take her in your arm like cyanide A long black car is parked outside To take away the bride A tisket, a tasket A green and yellow basket A tisket, a tasket A green and yellow basket Attract it, attack it Strike first and ask it after Attract it, attack it Strike first and ask it after In the ruins of this brave new world we have uncovered Remains the vestige of the bride who stood aghast and wondered Who'd have thought we'd lose this easy fight It seems she's sleeping but her eyes are wide Won't someone wake the bride Goth!
Zombie (The Cranberries cover / with Jherek Bischoff / Quartet For Dolores EP) Another head hangs lowly Child is slowly taken And the violence caused such silence Who are we mistaken But you see, it's not me, it's not my family In your head, in your head they are fighting With their tanks and their bombs And their bombs and their guns In your head, in your head, they are crying In your head, in your head Zombie, zombie, zombie What's in your head In your head Zombie, zombie, zombie Another mother's breaking Heart is taking over When the violence causes silence We must be mistaken It's the same old theme since nineteen-sixteen In your head, in your head they're still fighting With their tanks and their bombs And their bombs and their guns In your head, in your head, they are dying In your head, in your head Zombie, zombie, zombie What's in your head In your head Zombie, zombie, zombie In your head, in your head Zombie, zombie, zombie What's in your head In your head Zombie, zombie, zombie