B i o g r a p h y
 (by Heather Phares)

As Wet Leg, the Isle of Wight's Rhian Teasdale and Hester Chambers bring a refreshing sense of fun to post-punk. On singles such as 2021's Mean Girls-quoting viral hit "Chaise Longue," they turn the style's deadpan irony on its head, pairing scrappy guitars and drums with dryly humorous lyrics. Released in 2022, their self-titled debut album not only topped the U.K. charts but fared well around the globe, bringing Wet Leg mainstream notoriety and even winning the Grammy Award for Best Alternative Music Album.

A decade before forming Wet Leg, vocalist/rhythm guitarist Teasdale and lead guitarist/vocalist Chambers met while they were students at Isle of Wight College. After graduation, they remained friends and pursued music together and with other projects: Chambers played guitar on Teasdale's introspective, piano-based pieces, Teasdale returned the favor on Chambers' work, and Chambers also performed with the local group Plastic Mermaids. The idea to have more fun with their music came to them in 2019 after seeing Idles perform at that year's Isle of Wight festival; soon after, they became Wet Leg. Drawing inspiration from the Ronettes, Jane Birkin, Ty Segall, and Björk, they wrote playful yet incisive songs together as Teasdale learned to play guitar. To flesh out their sound, Chambers and Teasdale recruited drummer Henry Holmes, bassist Ellis Durand, and guitarist/keyboardist Josh Mobaraki as their backing band.

During the COVID-19 lockdowns in 2020, Teasdale and Chambers had more time to concentrate on Wet Leg. Along with writing and recording demos, they directed and edited the video for one of their songs, "Chaise Longue." After Wet Leg signed to Domino, the label issued "Chaise Longue" as the duo's debut single in June 2021. Thanks to its tongue-in-cheek post-punk and eye-catching video (part of which was filmed at Chambers' mother's house), it quickly became a viral success, racking up millions of streams and reaching number 27 on the Billboard Alternative Airplay chart in the U.S. Wet Leg followed it that September with "Wet Dream," a disco-tinged track also accompanied by cheeky visuals. The pair capped off 2021 with a handful of live dates and the release of two more singles, "Too Late Now" and "Oh No." All of these songs appeared on Wet Leg's self-titled debut album. Largely produced by Dan Carey, Wet Leg came out in April 2022 and balanced the band's wry singles with more vulnerable and melodic songs. Their debut proved to be an international breakout hit, charting around the world and peaking at number one in the U.K. and Australia. Wet Leg reached number 14 in the U.S. and earned the group several Grammy Awards, including Best Alternative Music Album and Best Alternative Music Performance for "Chaise Longue."




Wet Leg
- 2022-04-08 -



Being In Love
Chaise Longue
Angelica
I Don't Wanna Go Out
Wet Dream
Convincing
Loving You
Ur Mum
Oh No
Piece Of Shit
Supermarket
Too Late Now
It's Not Fun (Japanese Bonus Track)
It's A Shame (Japanese Bonus Track)

NON ALBUM TRACKS
- Misc -

Bad Habit
C'est comme ça (Re: Wet Leg)
Chaise Longue (French Version)
Daisy
Fire Leap
Life Is A Rollercoaster
Smoko
(Triple J Like A Version)

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Wet Leg

Being In Love

I need a lie down
Only just got up
I feel so uninspired
I feel like giving up
I feel like someone has
Punched me in the guts
But I kinda like it 'cause it feels like being in love

Being in love
Being in love
Being in love

I lost my appetite
I cannot sleep at night
I cannot concentrate
I do not feel too great
The world is caving in
And I'm kinda struggling
But I kinda like it 'cause it feels like being in love

Being in love
Being in love
Being in love
Being in la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la

I tried to meditate but I just medicate
Pour me another drink
Don't wanna have to think
I think I lost my shit
Some kinda fucked up trip
But I kinda like it 'cause it feels like being in love

Being in love
Being in love
Being in love
Being in love
Being in la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la

Chaise Longue

Mummy, daddy, look at me
I went to school and I got a degree
All my friends call it the big D
I went to school and I got the big D
I got the big D
I got the big D
I got the big D
I went to school and I got the big D

Is your muffin buttered?
Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?
Excuse me
What
Excuse me
What
Hey you, over there
On the chaise longue in your underwear
What are you doing sitting down
You should be horizontal now

On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise longue
All day long, on the chaise longue
On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise longue
All day long, on the chaise longue

Is your mother worried
Would you like us to assign someone to worry your mother
Excuse me
What
Excuse me
What
Hey you, in the front row
Are you coming backstage after the show?
Because I've got a chaise longue in my dressing room
And a pack of warm beer that we can consume

On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise longue
All day long, on the chaise longue
On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise longue
All day long, on the chaise longue
On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise longue
All day long, on the chaise longue
On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise longue
All day long, on the chaise longue

On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise longue
All day long, on the chaise longue
On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise longue
All day long, on the chaise longue
On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise longue
All day long, on the chaise longue
On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise longue
All day long, on the chaise longue

All day long, all day long, on the chaise longue
All day long, all day long, on the chaise longue
All day long, all day long, on the chaise longue
On the chaise longue, all day long, on the chaise longue

Angelica

Angelica was on her way to the party
She doesn't need to wait for anybody
Knows exactly what she's doing
I watch as she commands the room
Well, the ambience was overrated at the party
I want to run away before it's even started
I look at my feet then I look for the door
Can't find my friends so I just take, a bit more, a bit more
A bit more, a bit more, a bit more, a bit more
A bit more, a bit more, a bit more, a bit more

And then it all comes to an end
We all go again, go again

Good times, all the time
Good times, all the time

Angelica, she brought lasagne to the party
I tried my luck at dancing with everybody
Sometimes life gets hard to deal
I like you, you've got sex appeal
But I don't wanna follow you on the 'Gram
I don't wanna listen to your band
I don't know why I haven't left yet
Don't want none of this

Good times, all the time
Good times, all the time

Good times, all the time
Good times, all the time

Angelica, she brought her ray gun to the party
Angelica obliterated everybody
I look at my hands then I look for the door
Can't help but feel like I've been here before
I don't know what I'm even doing here
I was told that there would be free beer
I don't wanna follow you on the 'Gram
I don't wanna listen to your band

And then it all comes to an end
We all go again, go again

Good times, all the time
Good times, all the time

Good times, all the time
Good times, all the time

Good times, all the time
Good times, all the time

I Don't Wanna Go Out

I don't wanna go out, it's been getting me down
Get me down
Get me down
Get me down
Get me down
Get me down

I have to find a way out of the plans that I made in the past
All too fast
Force quit that's it, that's it
Control, alt, delete

It used to be so fun, now everything just feels dumb, I wish I could care
And now I'm almost twenty-eight, still getting off my stupid face
A fucking nightmare, I know I should care
Right now I don't care

It all used to be fun, now you're swinging a gun 'round your head
Seeing red, can you please repeat what you just said?
Or leave a message at the beep
Because I do not have time to try to understand why you do what you like
But it never really turns out right
At least we are all going to die

It used to be so fun, now everything just feels dumb, I wish I could care
And now I'm almost twenty-eight, still getting off my stupid face
A fucking nightmare, I know I should care
Right now I don't care

Oh yeah - I heard that you started a band
Oh yeah - I heard that you moved to LA
Oh yeah - are you gonna stay young forever?
You said yeah and I just walk away

It used to be so fun, now everything just feels dumb, I wish I could care
And now I'm almost 28, still getting off my stupid face
A fucking nightmare, I know I should care
Right now I don't care

Wet Dream

Beam me up (Beam me up)
Count me in (Count me in)
Three, two, one (Three, two, one)
Let's begin
Here we go (Here we go)
Here we go (Here we go)
Here we go, here we go, here we go

I was in your wet dream
Driving in my car
Saw you at the side of the road
There's no one else around
You're touching yourself
Touching yourself
Touching your
Touching yourself
Touching yourself

You said
"Baby, do you want to come home with me?
I've got Buffalo '66 on DVD"
You said
"Baby, do you want to come home with me?
I've got Buffalo '66 on DVD"

Beam me up (Beam me up)
Count me in (Count me in)
Three, two, one (Three, two, one)
Let's begin
Here we go (Here we go)
Here we go (Here we go)
Here we go, here we go, here we go

I was in your wet dream
Driving in my car
What makes you think you're good enough
To think about me when you're touching yourself
Touching yourself
Touching your
Touching yourself
Touching yourself

You climb onto the bonnet
And you're licking the windscreen
I've never seen anything so obscene
It's enough to make a girl blush
It's enough, it's enough to make a girl blush

It's enough, it's enough, it's enough, it's enough
It's enough, it's enough, it's enough, it's enough (To make a girl blush)
It's enough, it's enough, it's enough, it's enough
It's enough, it's enough, it's enough, it's enough (To make a girl blush)

Beam me up (Beam me up)
Count me in (Count me in)
Three, two, one (Three, two, one)
Let's begin
Here we go (Here we go)
Here we go (Here we go)
Here we go, here we go, here we go

Beam me up (Beam me up)
Count me in (Count me in)
Three, two, one (Three, two, one)
Let's begin

Convincing

Gone with the wind, taken by a heathen
Like an April fool was in 2007
Sun goes down every night
No goodbyes, I'm not surprised
I'm left with a lady in ruins

Uh-oh, convincing
Uh-oh, yourself
This is fine
Oh no, it's not working for you darling

They're outside of my house right now
And I wanna go outside and not see your name or his fucking face
Do you think the other girls would mind if I took a swim too in the nighttime?
On the beach, wet feet
Bioluminescent plankton shit

Uh-oh, convincing
Uh-oh, yourself
This is fine
Oh no, it's not working for you darling
Uh-oh, convincing
Uh-oh, yourself
This is fine
Oh no, it's not working for you darling

And the sky is blue (Blue, ooh, ooh)
Do you feel it too (Too, ooh, ooh)
And when the sky is grey (Grey, aye, aye)
Uh huh, I feel the same

Uh-oh, convincing
Uh-oh, yourself
This is fine
Oh no, it's not working for you darling
Uh-oh, convincing
Uh-oh, yourself
This is fine
Oh no, it's not working for you darling

Loving You

We had it all
We had it all
We had it all planned out
You said that I was everything you ever wanted, there's no doubt

I used to want to love you like you wanted me to
Now I want to hate you like I tell you I do
Sorry if I seem a little bit upset
When you say she looks a little bit like me when we first met

I don't want to have to be friends
I don't want to have to pretend
I don't wanna meet your girlfriend
Hope you choke on your girlfriend

Don't call me up, you fucked it up
I'm not your friend, I'm not your pal
You're fucking wishing that I was though, every time you see me out

You say you think about me in the midnight hour
I know that you're just rubbing one out up in the shower, honey
Sorry if I seem a little bit upset
When you tried calling me crazy 'cause I'm not DTF

I don't want to have to be friends
I don't want to have to pretend
Well I hope you're very happy
Hope she gets on with your daddy

After all, I don't want to have to be someone you want to marry
Fucking hell, yeah, that's a life of mis
I don't want to have to be the one to say I'm sorry 'cause I'm not, that's fucking faking it

Am I scaring you
Well, what's a girl to do

I don't want to have to stay friends
I don't want to have to pretend
I don't wanna meet your girlfriend
Hope you're choking on your girlfriend
When she calls 999, they cut the line on you

Ur Mum

When I think about what you've become
I feel sorry for your mum
You say we're all having fun
Do you know you're the only one

And when the lights go down on this fucking town
I know it's time to go
And when the radio plays and the static stays
Yeah, I know it's time to go

I get up
To go now
I give up
On you now

I don't want you to want me
I need you to forget me
Yeah, I loved you, that was crazy
'Cause you just don't motivate me

You said that you tried your best
Why's this such a fucking mess
You're always so full of it
Yeah, why don't you just suck my dick

And when the lights go down on this fucking town
I know it's time to go
And when you're getting blazed, spooning mayonnaise
Yeah, I know it's time to go

I get up
To go now
I give up
On you now

I don't want you to want me
I need you to forget me
Yeah, I loved you, that was crazy
'Cause you just don't motivate me

Okay, I've been practicing my longest and loudest scream
Okay, here we go
One, two, three

And when you think about what you've become
Do you feel sorry for your mum
Do you feel so dumb, dumb, dumb

When you think about what you've become
Do you feel sorry for your mum
Do you feel so dumb, dumb, dumb

Oh No

I went home
All alone
Checked my phone
Oh no
Oh my god
Life is hard
Credit card
Oh no
You're so woke
Diet Coke
I feel gross
Oh no
I went home
All alone
I checked my phone
And now I'm inside it

On my phone
All alone
In the zone
Oh no
Hours pass
Pizza rat
I like that
Oh no
3 AM
I feel zen
Fucking zen
Oh no
Suck the life
From my eyes
It feels nice
I'm scrolling, I'm scrolling, ah

If you're going to the party
I heard there's gonna be some arty
People talking 'bout themselves
Or whatever it is that you always talk about, ah

I went home
All alone
I checked my phone
Oh no
I went home
All alone
I checked my phone
And now I'm inside it

Piece Of Shit

Didn't get up 'til the afternoon
Our plans fell through and now
You're calling me out
Guess I should've set the alarm
A little earlier
'Cause now you call me up

All right, I'm not enough
All right, I fucked it up
All right, I'm such a slut
All right, whatever helps you sleep at night

Didn't wanna have this out with you
But now I have no choice
You're talking to them
Well, if you were better to me
Then maybe I'd consider
Fucking you goodbye

All right, want me to cry
All right, like I might die
All right, you're a good guy
All right, whatever helps you sleep at night

'Cause you can never tell what it is I am thinking
You say I'm mysterious 'cause I won't let you get it in
Yeah, you can never tell where it is this is going
You say you're a genius, I say you must be joking

You're like a piece of shit, you either sink or float
So you take her for a ride on your daddy's boat
And you are not in love, but it's close enough
You say you think about me when you're fucking her

'Cause you can never tell what it is I am thinking
You say I'm mysterious 'cause I won't let you get it in
Yeah, you can never tell where it is this is going
You say you're a genius, I say you must be joking

You're like a piece of shit, you either sink or float
So you take her for a ride on your daddy's boat
And you are not in love, but it's close enough
You say you think about me when you're fucking her

Yeah, technically, I know that I agreed
But it was unenthusiactically

Supermarket

I want to take you to the supermarket
I wanna buy you all the shit that you need, I think I like it at the supermarket
But now security keep asking us to leave

We got too high
We got too high
We got too high
We got too high, high, high, high, high

I want to take you back to meet my parents
I wanna tell them 'bout that job that you do
And I think you'll like it when you meet my parents
And I think there was a good chance of them liking you

But you got too high
You got too high
You got too high
You got too high, high, high, high, high

I want to take you to the supermarket
I wanna shop it 'til I'm weak at the knees
And there's special offers at the supermarket
Well the last time I was picking up, it was buy one get one free

Now I'm too high
We got too high
We got too high
We got too high (High!)

We got too High (High!) High (High!)
High (High!)
High (High!)
High (High!)
High (High!)
High (High!)
High (High!)
High, high, high, high, high
We got too high, high, high, high, high, high

Too Late Now

If I thought that you were cool
We would have hung out more in school
But now that we have all grown up
Well, all my friends have given up

No, there's nothing left to say
I just get up and walk away
If it ain't broke, don't try to fix
Well, life's supposed to be this shit

Now everything is going wrong
I think I changed my mind again
I'm not sure if this is a song
I don't even know what I'm saying
Everything is going wrong
I think I changed my mind again
I'm not sure if this is the kinda life
That I saw myself living

I don't need no dating app
To tell me if I look like crap
To tell me if I'm thin or fat
To tell me should I shave my rat

I don't need no radio
No MTV, no BBC
I just need a bubble bath
To set me on a higher path

I'm gonna drive my car into the sea
I'm gonna drive downtown while looking pretty ordinary
Too late now, lost track somehow
I'm like, oh my god, this world is pretty harrowing

Down we go while holding hands
If I fuck this up, I'm taking you down with me
Too late now, lost track somehow
Well if I fuck this up, I'm taking you down with me

I'm gonna drive my car into the sea
I'm gonna drive downtown while looking pretty ordinary
Too late now, lost track somehow
I'm like, oh my god, this world is pretty harrowing

Now everything is going wrong
I think I changed my mind again
I'm not sure if this is a song
I don't even know what I'm saying
Everything is going wrong
I think I changed my mind again
I just need a bubble bath
To set me on a higher path

It's Not Fun

(Japanese Bonus Track)

I don't wanna go
I just wanna stay home
Gettin' fried like it's Halloween night
Lock myself in the bathroom
Hiding from the doom that's out there

You always try to make me talk
But we're not talking anymore
I gave it up with everything you used to weigh me down with
I cross my heart, I hope to die
Say everything will be alright
Well, in the end I guess it doesn't matter anyway

It's not fine, it's not fine
It's not fun, it's not fun

I'm not getting out of bed
I'm too in my head
I don't want you to see me like this
I don't want to waste your time
Don't want you wasting mine
I'm much better off without you

And I hate that you love me
So save it for somebody
Who actually gives a shit
Cause I'm not feelin' it

It's not fine, it's not fine
It's not fun, it's not fun

I don't wanna go
I just wanna stay home
I don't wanna go
I just wanna stay home

I don't wanna go
I just wanna stay home
Gettin' fried like it's Halloween night
Lock myself in the bathroom
Hiding from the doom that's out there

You always try to make me talk
But we're not talking anymore
I gave it up with everything you used to weigh me down with
I wanna laugh, I wanna cry
Which one it is, I can't decide
Well, in the end I guess it doesn't matter anyway

It's A Shame

(Japanese Bonus Track)

Lately, I've been feelin' lonely
I'm glad loadin' Rigatoni
Eatin' my feelings that need crystal healing
In a way, it's the same, it's the same

'Cause I got a shit job, it pays shit money
Save for a shit house if we're really, really lucky
Yeah, I'll get complacent
'Cause this feels amazing
In a way, it's a shame, it's a shame

So I pack all my stars for how far I have gone
But I can't help but feel just a little bit glum, glum
I lost forever, is that the cost?
Yeah, I'm dumb
Don't think I'll ever be in love

You keep sayin' that you love me
Wait until you get to know me
I eat my feelings, wash 'em down with beer
I guess we're not gettin' out of here

'Cause I've got a shit heart now, it gives shit lovin'
Maybe I'll consider but it might head in the other
Yeah, I'll get complacent
'Cause this feels amazing
In a way, it's a shame, it's a shame

That Van Gogh has stars for how far I have come
But I can't help but feel just a little bit numb, numb
I lost forever, is that the cost
Yeah, I'm glum
Don't think I'll ever be in love

Non Album Tracks

Bad Habit

(Steve Lacy)

Wanted me
I wish I knew, I wish I knew you wanted me
I wish I knew, I wish I knew you wanted me

What you, ooh, uh, what you do
Made a move, coulda made a move
If I knew I'd be with you
Is it too late to pursue?

I bite my tongue, it's a bad habit
Kinda mad that I didn't take a stab at it
Thought you were too good for me, my dear
Never gave me time of day, my dear
It's okay, things happen for
Reasons that I think are sure, yeah

I wish I knew, I wish I knew you wanted me
I wish I knew (oh), I wish I knew you wanted me
I wish I knew (yeah), I wish I knew you wanted me (oh)
I wish I knew, I wish I knew you wanted me

Say to me (please just say to me)
If this could wind up
I wish you wouldn't play with me
I wanna know (oh no)

Uh, can I bite your tongue like my bad habit
Would you mind if I tried to make a pass at it
Were you not too good for me, my dear
Funny you come back to me, my dear
It's okay, things happen for
Reasons that I can't ignore, yeah

I wish I knew, I wish I knew you wanted me
I wish I knew (wish I knew), I wish I knew you wanted me (oh)

You can't surprise a Gemini
I'm everywhere, I'm cross-eyed, and
Now that you're back, I can't decide
If I decide if you're invited
You always knew the way to wow me
Fuck around, get tongue-tied, and
I turn it on, I make it rowdy
Then carry on, but I'm not hidin'
You grabbin' me hard 'cause you know what you found
Is biscuits, is gravy, babe, ah-ah

You can't surprise a Gemini
But you know it's biscuits, is gravy, babe
I knew you'd come back around
'Cause you know it's biscuits, it's gravy, babe
Let's fuck in the back of the mall, lose control
Go stupid, go crazy, babe
I know I'll be in your heart 'til the end
You'll miss me, don't beg me, babe

C'est comme ça (Re: Wet Leg)

(Paramore Feat. Wet Leg)

In a single year
I’ve aged one hundred
My social life
A chiropractic appointment
Sit still long enough to listen to yourself
Or maybe just long enough for you to atrophy to hell

C’est comme ça, c’est comme ça
Na, na, na
C’est comme ça, c’est comme ça
Na, na, na

C’est comme ça, c’est comme ça
Na, na, na
C’est comme ça, c’est comme ça
Na, na, na

I’m off caffeine
On doctor’s orders
Said it was gonna help to level out my hormones
Lucky for me I run on spite and sweet revenge
It’s my dependence on the friction
That really hinders my progression

C’est comme ça, c’est comme ça
Na, na, na
C’est comme ça, c’est comme ça
Na, na, na

C’est comme ça, c’est comme ça
Na, na, na
C’est comme ça, c’est comme ça
Na, na, na

I know that regression is rarely rewarded
I still need a certain degree of disorder
I hate to admit getting better is boring
But the high cost of chaos
Who can afford it

I know that regression is rarely rewarded
I still need a certain degree of disorder
I hate to admit getting better is boring
But the high cost of chaos
Who can afford it

C’est comme ça, c’est comme ça
Na, na, na
C’est comme ça, c’est comme ça
Na, na, na

C’est comme ça, c’est comme ça
Na, na, na
C’est comme ça, c’est comme ça
Na, na, na

C’est comme ça, c’est comme ça
Na, na, na
C’est comme ça, c’est comme ça
Na, na, na

C’est comme ça, c’est comme ça
Na, na, na
C’est comme ça, c’est comme ça

Chaise Longue (French Version)

Maman, papa, regardez-moi
J'ai été à l'école, j'ai eu mon bac
Mes amis anglais appellent ça le big D
J'ai été a l'école and I got the big D

I got the big D
I got the big D
I got the big D
J'ai été à l'école and I got the big D

Ta brioche est-elle bien beurrée
As-tu besoin de quelqu'un pour te beurrer la brioche

Excuse-moi
Quoi
Excuse-moi
Quoi

Hey, toi, là-bas
Sur la chaise longue, en sous-vêtements
Tu fais quoi assis
Tu devrais être à l'horizontale

Sur la chaise longue, sur la chaisе longue
Sur la chaise longue, tout lе temps sur la chaise longue
Sur la chaise longue, sur la chaise longue
Sur la chaise longue, tout le temps sur la chaise longue

Ta mère est-elle inquiète
As-tu besoin de quelqu'un pour inquiéter ta mère

Excuse-moi
Quoi
Excuse-moi
Quoi

Hey, toi, au premier rang
Tu viens dans les loges après le concert
J'ai une chaise longue dans ma loge
Et un pack de bières tièdes à siffler

Sur la chaise longue, sur la chaise longue
Sur la chaise longue, tout le temps sur la chaise longue
Sur la chaise longue, sur la chaise longue
Sur la chaise longue, tout le temps sur la chaise longue

Sur la chaise longue, sur la chaise longue
Sur la chaise longue, tout le temps sur la chaise longue
Sur la chaise longue, sur la chaise longue
Sur la chaise longue, tout le temps sur la chaise longue

Sur la chaise longue, sur la chaise longue
Sur la chaise longue, tout le temps sur la chaise longue
Sur la chaise longue, sur la chaise longue
Sur la chaise longue, tout le temps sur la chaise longue
Sur la chaise longue, sur la chaise longue

Sur la chaise longue, tout le temps sur la chaise longue
Sur la chaise longue, sur la chaise longue
Sur la chaise longue, tout le temps sur la chaise longue

Tout le temps, tout le temps sur la chaise longue
Tout le temps, tout le temps sur la chaise longue
Tout le temps, tout le temps sur la chaise longue
Sur la chaise longue, tout le temps sur la chaise longue

Daisy

(Ashnikko)

You don't wanna see me bratty
Pet the kitty, call me catty
Make your man call me Daddy
He talk too much, he's too chatty
CEO, I'm savvy
Respect a bitch, I'm a maverick
Flexible, so elastic
But don't you dare bend a bitch backwards

Fuck a princess, I'm a king
Bow down and kiss on my ring
Being a bitch is my kink
What the fuck else did you think?
Fuck a princess, I'm a king
Bow down and kiss on my ring
It's gonna hurt, it'll sting
Spitting up blood in the sink

I'm crazy, but you like that, I bite back
Daisies on your nightstand, never forget
I blossom in the moonlight, screw eyes
Glacial with the blue ice, I'm terrifying

I'm no Cinderella, but I like the shoes
Big glass platforms, bitch, I'm choosy
Long blue hair, blue as a bruise
Only trust a fella for some light amusement
I'm no prey, but I am pursued
Pray for me, Nana, on the church's pews
No dickstraction can confuse me
Whiskey in my hip flask, nothing fruity

Fuck a princess, I'm a king
Bow down and kiss on my ring
Being a bitch is my kink
What the fuck else did you think?
Fuck a princess, I'm a king
Bow down and kiss on my ring
It's gonna hurt, it'll sting
Spitting up blood in the sink

I'm crazy, but you like that, I bite back
Daisies on your nightstand, never forget
I blossom in the moonlight, screw eyes
Glacial with the blue ice, I'm terrifying
I'm crazy, but you like that, I bite back
Daisies on your nightstand, never forget
I blossom in the moonlight, screw eyes
Glacial with the blue ice, I'm terrifying

La, la, la
La, la, la
La, la, la
La, la, la
I'm terrifying

Fire Leap

(Katy J Pearson Feat. Wet Leg)

Take the flame inside you
Burn and burn below
Fire seed and fire feed
To make the baby grow

Take the flame inside you
Burn and burn belay
Fire seed and fire feed
To make the baby stay

Take the flame inside you
Burn and burn belong
Fire seed and fire feed
And make the baby strong

Take the flame inside you
Burn and burn belie
Fire seed and fire feed
To make the baby cry

Take the flame inside you
Burn and burn begin
Fire seed and fire feed
To make the baby king

Take the flame inside you
Burn and burn below
Fire seed and fire feed
To make the baby grow
Take the flame inside you
Burn and burn belay
Fire seed and fire feed
To make the baby stay

Take the flame inside you
Burn and burn belong
Fire seed and fire feed
And make the baby strong

Take the flame inside you
Burn and burn belie
Fire seed and fire feed
To make the baby cry

Take the flame inside of you
Fire seed make baby grow
Take the flame inside of you
Fire seed make baby grow
Take the flame inside of you
Fire seed make baby grow
Take the flame inside of you
Fire seed make baby grow
Take the flame inside of you
Fire seed make baby grow
Take the flame inside of you
Fire seed make baby grow
Take the flame inside of you
Fire seed make baby grow

Life Is A Rollercoaster

(Ronan Keating)

Hey, baby
You've really got my tail in a spin
But, baby
I don't even know where to begin

Baby, I've got one thing I want you to know
Wherever you go, well, tell me 'cause I'm gonna go

We found love
So don't fight it
Life is a rollercoaster
Just gotta ride it
I need you
So stop hiding
Our love is a mystery
Girl, let's get inside it

Hey, sugar (Hey)
You've really got me flying tonight (Flying tonight)
Hey, sugar (What)
You almost got us punched in a fight (That's alright)

But, baby, you know the one thing that I gotta know
Wherever you go, oh, tell me 'cause I'm gonna show

And listen
Can't you feel my heart
Do you hear it?
Oh, can't you feel my heart

We found love
So don't fight it
Life is a rollercoaster
Just got to ride it
I need you
Ooh, stop hiding
Our love is a mystery
Girl, let's get inside it

Don't fight it, fight it, fight it
Yeah, don't fight it, fight it, fight it
Yeah, don't fight it, fight it, fight it
Yeah, don't fight it, fight it, fight it
Bing-bong

Smoko (Triple J Like A Version)

(The Chats)

So let me set the scene
It's 2 in the afternoon and 34 degrees
The Queensland harsh summer heat
Had me sweating buckets up and down my street
It was there I spotted the bloke
Perched atop of his milk crate throne
He eyed me off as I approached
Then he said

I'm on smoko, so leave me alone
I'm on smoko, so leave me alone
I'm on smoko, so leave me alone
I'm on smoko, so leave me alone

So it's Tuesday Morning and my Centrelink hasn't come through
So I pick up the phone because I've got some abusing to do
All I get is elevator music, waiting on the line
On hold all the time
All I get is elevator music, waiting on the line
'Til I get a reply

I'm on smoko, so leave me alone
I'm on smoko, so leave me alone
I'm on smoko, so leave me alone
I'm on smoko, so leave me alone

I'm on smoko, so leave me alone
I'm on smoko, so leave me alone
I'm on smoko, so leave me alone
I'm on smoko, so leave me alone

I'm on smoko
I'm on smoko, so leave me alone
I'm on smoko, so leave me alone
I'm on smoko, so leave me alone
I'm on smoko, so leave me alone

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